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NeverDoubt45 234 points ago +234 / -0

Me trying to get all my swears out here before husband gets home from work so I can be sweet :D

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TommyLasordasBallBag 141 points ago +141 / -0

My wife tried this on me last night (didn't get home from work..aka MAGA.. until 9:40pm)... she watched the hearings.. I only caught snippets on here. It didn't last long. I'm pretty sure I married the shot that was heard around the world. If I had a dime for every time she cursed, Id be able to end poverty.

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NeverDoubt45 77 points ago +77 / -0

My kind of lady. Congrats on getting a good one!

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donaldismydad 32 points ago +33 / -1

after a hard day's work, be sure to load her chamber to vent the stress, i trust you already have but remember to reload and empty Tommy Lasorda's ball bag!

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NeverDoubt45 32 points ago +32 / -0

Eh... I’m a wife. But legit advice!

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donaldismydad 30 points ago +30 / -0

my apologies lady pede, reply was meant for TommyLasordasBallBag; thx for graciously considering my advice nonetheless!

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Fenianlad 25 points ago +25 / -0

I just snorted in bed at this. Now my wife’s looking at me funny. Wait til I tell her she has to empty Tommy lasordas ball bag

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CheekyBastard 23 points ago +23 / -0

^^^THIS^^^

This is why I come here.

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donaldismydad 9 points ago +9 / -0

less snorting, my fren, more loading, carry on

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workinating 14 points ago +14 / -0

KEK

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 23 points ago +23 / -0

You wifed a good one, congratulations!

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TommyLasordasBallBag 34 points ago +34 / -0

I really did. She called when I was at work today saying our local sporting goods store had .45ACP and asked how many she should buy.

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friendofno1 31 points ago +32 / -1

That’s hot.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 18 points ago +18 / -0

She bought 4 boxes of federal fmj 230 gain (practice) and 3 home defense. I think she's hinting that she wants to try the Kimber out again

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DaisyWicksGhost -1 points ago +1 / -2

Is your stomach flat, how are your teeth, is it past your belly button when hard and do you squat? Quality women demand quality studs.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 19 points ago +19 / -0

Not during Christmas time when we give back to the community. I'm not rich, but I'm well off enough to be able to give Christmas to other families aside my own. Sunday gunday in December for me is taking the less fortunate kids from church up to the snow and teaching them how to pick and cut their very own trees.

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NeverDoubt45 10 points ago +10 / -0

May God bless you and your awesome wife! Thank you for changing the world around you!

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Averon 3 points ago +3 / -0

The answer should still be "all of them" as they also make great gifts.

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DaisyWicksGhost -1 points ago +1 / -2

Take poor kids out in the woods to bring a live tree into their family home with most likely bad wiring and exposed outlets.

Instead invest in buying them a quality fake tree that will last generations and not risk a bomb going off in their living room on Christmas Eve.

Ask any Fire Safety Professional.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

So you told her ALL OF THEM?

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donaldismydad 7 points ago +7 / -0

after a hard day's work, be sure to load her chamber to vent the stress, i trust you already have but remember to reload and empty Tommy Lasorda's ball bag!

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undecidedmask 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I'd be able to end poverty"

I gotta use this from now on

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Danielb1996 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does she have a sister ?

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Fridge_pirate 19 points ago +19 / -0

You guys got cool wives. Mine bitches about money and cuts off family members. :/

Womp womp shrug

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NeverDoubt45 11 points ago +11 / -0

Rofl I’m dying. I’ve slowed down a little since the hearing ended but that was 100% me while watching it and I’m trying to tone it down a smidgen

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NeverDoubt45 10 points ago +10 / -0

I hear that. Righteous anger burns long and hot. For the sake of those I love I work to simmer down a little so I can bring positivity and encouragement. This does take a concerted effort as I naturally lean to rage and destruction when I see the absolute tomfoolery and lack of strong, honest, and brave leadership from a government I was previously dumb enough to trust.

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SleepingDragon4444 3 points ago +3 / -0

Flashes of rage come whenever I look at the ridiculous behavior of these politicians denying fraud. I had to stop looking at twitter.

We are likely matched by millions of angry people.

That they would do everything to undermine and destroy our society, is so infuriating.

They have no clue how pissed people would have been, if their plan had worked like they wanted it to, and President Trump had conceded.

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Delirious133 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now that is a story I want to hear about

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HTTP_404 13 points ago +13 / -0

Good luck with that!

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NeverDoubt45 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thanks! It’ll be difficult after the faggotry by the Georgian legislators, but their wrap up had some surprisingly based moments which was hugely encouraging

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sentient-potato 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ladypede here, swear in another language. Even if you don't know one, just learn a few swear words.

"Putain de saloperie de merde" rollls nicely off the tongue.

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NeverDoubt45 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m not speaking foreign languages like a commie! Jk lol. Hmmm... I will have to give your suggestion some serious consideration, as well as find a reputable translation software so I can nail the pronunciation. Thanks!

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HeIsVigo 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Casse toi gros con!" Is an expression I hear from my wife while watching tv. "Nique ta mere conard!" Is another. French cursing is awesome. It's hot.

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sentient-potato 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're both wonderful, thanks for reminding me of them!

"Salopard" et "Saligaud" are also nice little ones :)

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +9 / -2

HA! And here I thought this was a guy thing.

Can you share this with him?

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NeverDoubt45 6 points ago +6 / -0

100%! Can’t wait for him to get home from work so I can catch him up on the proceedings of today!!!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

:) This. Is. America!

This is what we fight for. Enjoy processing it together. Use this time to strengthen, we'll need it ...

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Bruce13 7 points ago +8 / -1

GLOCK, WE NEED A MODEL 49 IN 30X173MM, STAT!

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556x45mm 5 points ago +5 / -0

I need a new user name now

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Xerxes_Bleeds 25 points ago +25 / -0

Uh yeah Barry's butt is probably more akin to the circus cannon that they shoot clowns out of.

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Meddlesom 10 points ago +10 / -0

I will be laughing about this one until at least 2024.

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JudicialDredd 9 points ago +9 / -0

Paris gun levels of open ass.

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kyblugrass 3 points ago +3 / -0

*The Dora enters the chat

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BigMikesLeftNut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can confirm

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ModernKnight 11 points ago +11 / -0

With a non-passing tranny. The jokes at Bathouse Barry's and Big Mike's expense are one of the great joys of life.

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JudicialDredd 4 points ago +4 / -0

As is tradition.

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Cyphr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Barry, is that you?

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Cyphr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't forget Big Mike... Barry.

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DoesNotTreadPolitely 13 points ago +13 / -0

Some akin to 1776

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me-no-likely 5 points ago +5 / -0

Any video to the Nevada judge moment? I didn’t see any of nevada

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me-no-likely 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks brohaim

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SvixGale 2 points ago +2 / -0

What next? War. You think these demons are gonna be arrested? Imprisoned? Punished? LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL. WAR.

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ThoughtExperiment 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remain steadfast, and tell anybody who will listen that the election was rigged against Trump.

Right now, the dems are trying everything they can to demoralize and gaslight you because ultimately, the peaceful transition of power doesn't come from the election, it doesn't come from the constitution, and it doesn't come from the courts; it comes down to Trump and his supporters consenting to Biden's legitimacy. Sometimes an election or a supreme court ruling is enough to get one side to concede, and sometimes it isn't.

Trump can only lose if he blinks first.

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2ScoopsofCovfefe 32 points ago +32 / -0

Fuck all democrats

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Veracious_deplorable 36 points ago +38 / -2

Republicans too. They’re all in on it.

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2ScoopsofCovfefe 24 points ago +24 / -0

Yep, fuck all democrats and never trumpers and anyone else complicit in this fraud

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Cyphr 1 point ago +1 / -0

All politicians splatter...

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SvixGale 1 point ago +1 / -0

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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wholesomekangz100 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based

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Xerxes_Bleeds 20 points ago +20 / -0

Lol, that's a great picture of the GOP attempting to utilize Trump's energy

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RyanUpCreek 6 points ago +6 / -0

Spot On

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Not_A_Robot 19 points ago +19 / -0

Keep in mind that most of these cases are in corrupt Democrat states and are being heard by corrupt Democrat judges.

We can expect to "lose" most of these cases, however appealing these cases is the necessary path to the Supreme Court.

It's good that you feel angry, but you shouldn't be surprised.

Everything is going to plan.

President Trump has been planning this since well before the 2018 midterms, probably since before the 2016 election.

I was initially disheartened when President Trump didn't seem to act on his campaign promise to reform our voting process and I was disappointed when he didn't contest any of the seats stolen during the midterms. Now I understand why President Trump needed to wait until ALL of America and the world was watching.

President Trump will reform the entire voting process and the dirty Democrats and their MSM lapdogs will look even worse if they resist. President Trump won't just win 2020, he's guaranteeing fair election, the destruction of the Democrat party and at least 30 years of uninterrupted MAGA.

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like how you un-upvote yourself. Playing on hard mode.

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PineAppleMan247 11 points ago +11 / -0

This. This so much.

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GovShitmer 11 points ago +11 / -0

Any news on PA or MI

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 11 points ago +11 / -0

FUCK THESE CUNTS

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YUNG_GUAC 10 points ago +10 / -0

Insanely accurate. I've just been giving more and more "wtf are you even doing" looks to these bozos wearing masks while driving. Clown dimension is attempting to merge with ours.

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Fridge_pirate 5 points ago +5 / -0

I saw that shit just earlier today. Why the fuck are people making up to drive their own personal cars? That's ... dumb. Dumb-dumb.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

No unity!

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Vae62 8 points ago +8 / -0

The amount of fuckery in this election is way more than I thought, and I'm on here 24/7. It's fucking goddamn ridiculous.

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invalid_data 7 points ago +7 / -0

No, I am just loading my guns with regular bullets getting ready

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Joeybronzoni 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes.

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scorpio_2049 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don’t use profanity. This week has been really hard on me.

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tdwinner2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

The democrats decided civility is a thing of the past. So fine, no civility it is. I'll go back to being civil when Trump is inaugurated and the trials begin. After what the dems did in 2020 idgaf anymore about swearing.

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DeboonkedFact 6 points ago +7 / -1

I expect to see this sort of smut on GunHub, but not here.

Keep it classy folks

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Fridge_pirate 4 points ago +4 / -0

"B-b-but it's too big! That will never fit in there!"

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EJay_Scott 5 points ago +5 / -0

"But I shoot from there!"

"Not right now, you don't."

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SvixGale 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looooooooolllllll

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Hazzaconnor 6 points ago +6 / -0

Who believes in their heart it will eventually come down to a Civil War?

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SvixGale 4 points ago +4 / -0

Check my post history. There is. No. Other way.

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tdwinner2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now that we're beginning to see some movement in the legislatures and the SCOTUS I think there's still a chance this ends without a civil war. I don't want war, but if war must cone, I'm ready.

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Biden_Sniffs_Kids 6 points ago +6 / -0

We can make barrels to fit 😃

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TrumpCard1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mr arsenal would made eric cartman go dude.

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Bout2gitsome 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m not sure what to make of any of it. I’ve spent the last few days feverishly trying to follow along while at work. MI and GA hearings are a roller coaster. One minute I’m pissed about the quality of testimony and feel like “this is the best witness we have” and the next minute I’m hyped up about the witness, but pissed about how they are being treated, or the committee members lack of understanding. Some of it is totally BS and is super transparent who the DEM members of committee are.... you can tell by their line of questioning.

After hearing all the testimony and evidentiary statements, they spend 30 minutes thanking each other for the “great, hard work” and vow to “do something about it”...

Will ANYTHING be done? Will ANYONE be held accountable in these states (and others)? Can we expect any of these legislative bodies to actually stand up and do the right thing? I’m hopeful the if ONE state does the right thing, it will open the door for others to follow... but that’s not how it’s supposed to happen.

Does DJT have the hard intel on what happened on election night? There seems to be a lot of speculation about what was seen “in real time”, but nothing solid yet. Are we pinning all our hopes on Sidney Powell and Lin Wood? To me, they are playing the long game, and while it is important, what they find and uncover will not have the time to play itself out in court- before states need to pick electors.
I want nothing more than to see DEMs faces when this shit starts getting turned over (IF it does) I think we all will be sitting back with smiles on our faces. I want to be vindicated that I haven’t believed in a pipe dream of “The truth”.

This site and its members have been inspiring, and I’m glad to have found it. Let’s hope we can celebrate the victory that we all deserve.

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Hoopster 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm just gonna drive by Ratburger's house on Saturday and hold down my horn on the way to the Trump rally. I probably won't be able to get near the Trump rally, I'm sure there will be a YUGE crowd so I'll just drive by the governor's mansion and stand on my horn some more.

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Andy2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unless you are willing to die for your freedom and liberty, words mean shit at this point.

"the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants."

Only the spill of blood will determine the victor-history.

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IncredibleMrE1 5 points ago +5 / -0

TAR AND FEATHERS

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

TAR AND FEATHER!

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Dudemanfoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fucking THIS

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Godam 25mms. Careful with that shit! Its static sensitive! Do not ask my personal experience of how i know such a thing, shudders

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Slappysq 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only the electrically primed ones.

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Phil_DeGraves 4 points ago +5 / -1

Blur out the serial number dude.

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JackLemon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some POS leftist FBI agent likely already ran a database query on it. I have no doubt this site is monitored and most here are already IDed.

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Filetsmignon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty obvious from the closing comments of the Georgia State Senate hearing today that they all agree this election was fucked-up....but they intend to do absolutely nothing about it. Pussies!

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fat50 4 points ago +4 / -0

Replace the word "frustrations" with "calm white rage".

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Skippy737 3 points ago +3 / -0

Im waiting on my scope on saturday, ill join. Ill bring brass

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niconicoreeee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better get an A-10 attack jet by the way things are going

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9erLifer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Impressive length.....

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Oldpederaulfuerte 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love it when best gunnit and the Donald start crossing over.

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Averon 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you accidentally buy a box of 40mm instead of 40 caliber.

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thetiff 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just start using swears from other languages.

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NormaJeanRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm out of the swear words phase, whats next?

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Fridge_pirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go Amber, watch your lane. Call em out as you see em.

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Moominz0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then swear in other languages. Fick, Kuso, Сука, Troia, Gówno, Qadib, Kukko, QI'yaH, Barbera **********.

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politifox 2 points ago +2 / -0

not big enough fren.

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DoesNotTreadPolitely 2 points ago +2 / -0

****SEND IT

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TaggartCiscontinenta 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do what my old man used to, make up compound swears. For example “that goddamnsonofabitchingbastard.”

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Sevdawn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol one of my best friends from childhood can put together the most impressive strings of curse words.

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Delirious133 2 points ago +2 / -0

This hits close to home on more than just the last few days

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BirthPilled86 2 points ago +2 / -0

I actually Da'haha'd at this

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TommyLasordasBallBag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just send it...

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2020_Vision 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's why I've just started using the term asstwat

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Fizbin7 2 points ago +2 / -0

Failure to feed.

Rack and slap.

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well that's your problem, you got a Glock.

lmao i kid i kid, i didn't mean to trigger half of this website

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pedewithweed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have you also exhausted Mr Krabs' 13 available swear words?