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BillyBobBastard 32 points ago +32 / -0

They still can't crack that little dick problem though.

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regenerondon 13 points ago +13 / -0

meth and steroids will make a fantastic assault troop

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CaptainPatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

thats what the nazi's did....

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regenerondon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Were they wrong?

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regenerondon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or having a good time?

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regenerondon 2 points ago +2 / -0

They were wrong using meth because you don't know what it will do to people and I still laugh thinking there were nazis with psychosis trying to kill shadow people. But Meth and Steroids are an awesome ingredient to make a killing machine.

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Shwoogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

We can send a battalion of Floridians on bath salts and conquer the whole lot of the commie SOBs. Bout a billion and a half Reds with their faces eaten off in no time flat.

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regenerondon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Send the miami-dade face eaters to battle the slanty eye bois

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Bogey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meth and steroids are 20th century.

Now we have nootropics and SARMS. With the proper controlled application you can fine tune the mind and body.

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Bogey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Selective Androgen Receptor Modulators.

Similar to steroids in that they cause significant muscle growth but they don't have a widespread effect like anabolic steroids. The general focus is on treating the elderly or rehabbing people who have atrophying muscles. Ones like enobosarm/ostarine have clinical trials with elderly men where across a 12 week trial they gained a measured 2-3lb of muscle without adding any additional exercise. There are about a dozen major ones around all with different results.

There's not a lot of studies but most of them are fairly promising.

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JohnBarron 13 points ago +13 / -0

if it's not bulletproof skin then sorry commie fucks you still lose

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Rreidy8286 6 points ago +6 / -0

ChyNa is soupa asshoe!!!!

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Jimmy33 6 points ago +6 / -0

Transhumans. Chips for brains. Here they come.

Squads of MarkPunchMyFace Suckerbergs.

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SquatchNDenver 6 points ago +6 / -0

AND SO NOW THEY ARE ALL GONNA BE WHAT....5 FOOT 3 1/2 INCHES TALL? AND THEIR DICKS ARE GONNA MEASURE A WHOPPING 4 3/4 INCHES?... OH NO...WHAT EVER WILL WE DO?

YA KNOW THEY HAVE THAT "ADDICTED TO PORN" PROBLEM RIGHT?

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American-stormcloak 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I remember correctly, Russia accused America of doing the same thing like, 3-5 years ago? Something like that. Now we're hearing alittle more about it. Vedy inter-desting.

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Worldofwarcraft 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking disgusting!

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Shwoogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

If anyone thinks we aren't doing insane shit like this with a defense budget to the tune of trillions, I got news for ya. We're talking about the dudes with the atomic bombs, railguns, heart attack guns, knife missiles, and stealth helicopters.

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novembergirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

They've been doing that for years. Organ harvesting is just part of it.

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TheJake 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG does it make them even better at math?

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MYNAMEISBETTY 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’re going to the battlefield fuckin hung

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Da11en47 2 points ago +2 / -0

By why is the penus sooooo smal

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tdwin_throawayasanon 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's called fucking weightlifting you Chinese faggots. Just do it the old fashioned way.

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bluetrench 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't like this timeline.

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carl7967 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, how many more things do we need to hear about this country before everyone else realizes they're fucking evil

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EyeOfMars 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow, we're going full MGS universe aren't we? Make sure to update your nanomachines, my fellow La Li Lu Le Lo!

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MooseKnukl3 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's an injection into their micro-penise to make it gigantic. They realize they continue to get BTFOd bc they know they are the smallest micro-army in the world!

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RS34ME 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where have I seen this before? Chinese must be trying to create Rocky X or something.

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zedsdedforever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lul except they got their ass kicked by Indians earlier this year in hand to hand combat. Plus you can’t outrun A10 brrrt brrrts.

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

We could help them test how well they repel bullets!!!

Just trying to be helpful!!!

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ALargeBovine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mutants?

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TheJake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still so jelly of our big dicks...still didn't work

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LugNuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

eugenics , so they can now parallel park.

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CommanderJehu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course they have.

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ValkyrieHoneybadger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does it make them drone proof?

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Phins360_FL 0 points ago +1 / -1

like their glow in the dark pigs and fish?