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_Throwgali_ 127 points ago +128 / -1

Kemp first

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deleted 75 points ago +76 / -1
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_Throwgali_ 57 points ago +58 / -1

Bring back drawing and quartering!

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LarrySpadowski 59 points ago +61 / -2

using smart cars to do the pulling

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donaldismydad 31 points ago +32 / -1

smart cars have juuuuuuust enough torque to do that job, but no other real jobs sadly.

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Unhappymeal 8 points ago +8 / -0

I read this once then twice. Thought for a few seconds and then start laughing uncontrollably. Thanks for the top shelf kek image!

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VirPopulus 16 points ago +18 / -2

That would violate the 8th Amendment of the Bill of Rights. You either support the Bill of Rights, or you don't. You can't pick and choose, and it's not a 'living, breathing document'. If criminals must be executed, quick and clean will do the job.

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LawlfulEvil 18 points ago +18 / -0

Given the scale of the election fraud we're seeing here, the scare tactics they used to set up for the election fraud (I'd actually call it "terrorism"), and the potential for future large-scale MSM- and social media-based scare tactics and election fraud, it could be argued that this scandal represents previously-unseen levels of both threat and wrongdoing.

Think about it - if they get away with this shit, what's to stop them from trumping up some random health threat every time it seems politically expedient to send the populace into a panic or lockdown? What's to stop them from turning election fraud into a regular form of cybercrime, with millions of Americans' votes being rendered worthless every time election security falls a step behind election fraud?

The punishment for crime on this new level of harm and threat has no precedent yet, so nothing is yet "unusual", and it's up to us to determine what is appropriate and what is "cruel". If you can't feasibly prevent a given crime, people are highly motivated to commit that type of crime, and the harm caused by that crime is catastrophic, what choice do you have, other than a powerful deterrent? Criminals' rights are important, but terrorists' are less so, and the ability of the American people as a whole to enjoy their Constitutionally-guaranteed rights is far more important than either.

td;dr: "cruel and unusual" is relative, and sometimes the criminals leave you little room for mercy.

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_Throwgali_ 8 points ago +8 / -0

I agree I'm just joking. We should break him in the wheel in minecraft though

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Anaconda -5 points ago +1 / -6

Guillotine it is then

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MastaJoda 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ah, great minds

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Ithrowawaay 7 points ago +7 / -0

STRETCH HIM!!!

“You stand in taint of high treason. Confess and you shall receive a quick death. DENY and you must be purified by pain. Do you confess? DO. YOU. CONFESS!? Then on the morrow...you shall receive...your purification.”

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22426 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tar and feather first

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Truly_anonymous1 22 points ago +22 / -0

Hemp for Kemp!

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AzDesertRat2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gretchen is wretchen

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Qwikphaze 9 points ago +10 / -1

Pike you say?

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OzarkianTrumpinator 17 points ago +17 / -0

Greased pike, stainless steel, sharpened to a point, 8 ft. tall, up their arse!

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JohnMcCainsTumors 12 points ago +12 / -0

Seems like a waste of grease no? Go raw.

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Trump_da_g0d 7 points ago +7 / -0

judas chair or brazen bull?

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XithePooh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Something in the Vlad Tepes line of torture and execution?

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 4 points ago +4 / -0

O . O

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JoinTheDiscussion 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whitmer second

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Friar_Pede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bush

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