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HighVoltage 12 points ago +12 / -0

I bet the parts alone cost an arm and a leg.

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Johnfox13 6 points ago +6 / -0

It really makes you need to stick your neck out

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Worldofwarcraft 10 points ago +10 / -0

You could always downgrade to a stump and axe! Less reliable, but more mobile.

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HalfBreedSupremacist 10 points ago +10 / -0

I have never considered stumps to be all that mobile.

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SneakyWino 6 points ago +6 / -0

KEK!

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cptkloss 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not as cool as helicopters, but much less burden on the taxpayer

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Trump2020jr2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

You will never fit their fat necks in there.

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TruthBomb1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can we just use a good ol Chainsaw an call it

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 4 points ago +4 / -0

There should be one of these or a gallows in every town square and they should be used often. Want to see crime drop? Start holding people accountable.

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JoyousMischief 3 points ago +3 / -0

This pede is truly a cut above the rest. Keep calm here, don’t lose your head about things.

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CanadianSalt 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is this?! I guillotine for ants?

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Trumperette1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can they order them by the ton?

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ThemWVHills 3 points ago +3 / -0

If Medieval Times restaurants are closed due to the Chyna virus you might be able to get one on a loaner program.

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LuvTheSmellofFreedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

If the blade edge is a little dull, just lift it back up, wait 6 minutes (one minute for every stolen swing state), then drop it again. Repeat as necessary.

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MaximusKekimus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha

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Magamom2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol!!

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Zanesapphire 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's why rope is always a good choice. Requires no energy, easy to tie, don't need to sharpen or reload, reusable every time.

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Jjones23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that a dick hole

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Blue_Falcons_Suck 2 points ago +2 / -0

WOOD CHIPPERS... are common and cheep. besides, you can fit more Traitors in a hole when they're in slurry form.

they don't deserve the ceremony of the Red Lady anyway.

[GRRRRRRBBRRRRRRRRTTTT] NEXT!!!

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HalfBreedSupremacist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this a dick chopper? Doesn't work on Commies.

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SpicyMagnum23 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was gonna say, no way that's big enough to decapitate someone. After thinking about it some more though, I like your idea better.

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MakeAPlan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can imagine the shipping is highway robbery.

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556x45mm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes you can get parts but your right it will cost you an arm or a leg, if you're lucky

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RedFoxOnFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gallows are cheaper and easier to build.