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FreeBased1 18 points ago +18 / -0

The lawyer/volunteer giving the presentation? She so attractive (her patriotism)

She's also very pretty.

When this is all over, we might have to ban lawyer jokes, because it just might be autists and lawyers who save our country!

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NYC_4_Trump 19 points ago +19 / -0

Have you ever heard of the often quoted line from Shakespeare, “Let’s kill all the lawyers!”? It is used in pop culture to show how much lawyers are hated and reviled throughout society.

But Shakespeare likely meant the exact opposite. The character that speaks that line is a person who is scheming to ascend to the throne illegally. That character rightfully determined that lawyers would be the only ones savvy enough to discover the plot and stand in the way of his fraud.

It’s quite apropos: Slow Joe is the pretender, scheming his way to the throne. And a band of wily, rascally lawyers has descended in every swing state to stop the sham.

Shakespeare knew - and now you do, too.

Full disclosure: I’m an attorney

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dumnem 1 point ago +1 / -0

I personally like lawyers, they keep innocent people from being buttfucked by the police easily for shit they didn't do.

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Libertynfreedom4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Instagram already has warnings that it’s debooonked