Hey! I've been known to throw some flaming dung (once, my own, maybe), but, damn, that was just fkn rude to dung beetles. They actually serve a purpose in the world, and they don't look like their face is ready to pop off of their bodies.
Just saying.
Maybe something more along the lines of: Stacy Abrams is the toxic anal pus that squirts out of a decaying African Dung Beetle after eating Cumala Harris' spent ejaculate sputum?
Women can't become men the same as man can't become african dung beetles. It is simply not in our genetic makeup.
Ok, well, you got me there. The exception that proves the rule?
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Hey! I've been known to throw some flaming dung (once, my own, maybe), but, damn, that was just fkn rude to dung beetles. They actually serve a purpose in the world, and they don't look like their face is ready to pop off of their bodies.
Just saying.
Maybe something more along the lines of: Stacy Abrams is the toxic anal pus that squirts out of a decaying African Dung Beetle after eating Cumala Harris' spent ejaculate sputum?