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Philpottz5 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought he was running his hand down the dogs legs. And...and watching the hair......blonde from the sun stand back up again. (Stay w/ me, use biden voice) "then the dog sat on my lap, I love dogs sitting on my lap. Then m m mm my anklebrokesppturrr" . Look heres the deal. ....er um

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Trumpnado_warning 4 points ago +4 / -0

PEDO JOE is also an ANIMAL ABUSER!

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Silencemennow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone that has owned a dog knows they hate their tails to be pulled.

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Soobster 4 points ago +4 / -0

The more times you try to explain a lie the less believable the story gets.

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cbarto4 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like a monitoring device to me :)

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LadyV [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sure seems like it.

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GreatHumungous 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why is he walking down a Brooklyn sidewalk or whatever? I mean does that not look staged? And if he has a fractured ankle bone he shouldn’t/couldn’t be walking around on it anyway, something else to this whole story.

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INSSABOFA 3 points ago +3 / -0

When you lie, the story changes.

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Golden_Eagle1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought they were playing fetch. This is getting weird.

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LadyV [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly!

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findthewarmspot 2 points ago +2 / -0

A: Why is your dog in the shower with you?

B: Why are you pulling your dog’s tail?

Fucking weirdo.

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LadyV [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought he was just 'playing with the dog'. NOW it's 'after a shower' ?

bad images of Joe nude running after the dog

This 'story' is getting Worse!

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nomoremasks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because the first thing we do after shower is chasing after our dogs and pulling their tails.

And they want to give this guy the Nuke briefcase...

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Bartcarsonstrading 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe was chasing his dog around the house on all fours trying to sniff it's arse. He got a bit carried away and stuck his finger in there, the dog bolted and knocked over a grandfather clock which landed on Joe's foot.

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TheRoyalRob 2 points ago +2 / -0

That clown is wearing two masks.... lol

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Medtex1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know he lies, but explain why this is shocking?

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LadyV [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's ODD, because there is no reason to keep adding details to a (now) known Story. The details he chose to add are just odd. For a Pathological Liar, he's really not good at it.

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PatrickDuffyLeg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ironically, when he stutters, it’s a subconscious tell that he’s actually attempting to be truthful.

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GreatHumungous 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think one of Joes Wayfair cabinets fell over on him as he was trying to pull the Asian boy out of it.

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MAGAWookie 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was probably smelling the dog and it bit him