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Tx50bmg 108 points ago +108 / -0

Stretchin' Gretchen if true

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thewashambro 39 points ago +40 / -1

Stacy Abrams if true.

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americandrunk 17 points ago +17 / -0

Nice. And you get an updoot.

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booblitchutz 17 points ago +17 / -0

Stacey and Rosie on a tandem bike if true.

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TheSwiftPepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is that architecturally possible?

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AdamBomb 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stacy "M1" Abrams if true.

FTFY

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WynnBigly 3 points ago +3 / -0

She would be the tapered log the whale passed. Tapered so the asshole doesn’t slam shut.

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americandrunk 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nice. You get and updoot.

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HockeyMom4Trump 10 points ago +10 / -0

HAHAHA! Upvote earned.

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Aeneas_Troy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would pay to watch Gretchen burn on a stake like the witch she is.

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ZombieVote2024 53 points ago +54 / -1

This guy. This guy and Kim Klacik should go on a comedy tour. They are freaking hilarious!

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HockeyMom4Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Agree. Love it!

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emredlark 37 points ago +37 / -0

Brilliant!!!

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Trumpican 27 points ago +27 / -0

i'm stealing this one, thanks

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Ogcarvattack 23 points ago +23 / -0

BASED

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Neverstoptrumping [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

Sad that michigans Governor Stretchen Halfwit also is a huge asshole!

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Ogcarvattack 19 points ago +19 / -0

i am a very pissed off michigan resident.

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Neverstoptrumping [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hold the line! I am with you!

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Ogcarvattack 10 points ago +10 / -0

flying my betsy ross flag in the spirt of '76

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booblitchutz 10 points ago +10 / -0

Stretchin Gretchen isn't naturally that big of an asshole, she's worked at it for years to be able to be that large. At least you can give her credit for effort.

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Wrexxis780 12 points ago +12 / -0

I feel bad for the "scientists" who were ordered to find out that fact.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Newsom is asshoe!

Scientific fact

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BillGateCanSuckIt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Newsom was bribed with a mansion

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Honk4Trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

We would never see such basedness if trump hasn’t been elected. He’s teaching them how to win.

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Dev404 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Challenge accepted." - Barack and Big Mike.

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Neverstoptrumping [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek!

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americandrunk 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's funny right there.

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HumblePotato 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well damn scientists, you learn something useful on the Donald each day!

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NUCLEAR-KRACEN 7 points ago +7 / -0

Funny because it’s so true

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ThyPowerToSave 6 points ago +6 / -0

My sides.

Newsom eternally BTFO

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istrucktheboard 6 points ago +6 / -0

Apparently he's terrible in bed, too. At least, according to Angelina Jolie.

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TyrannyBuster 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like how he bolded the important words so Newsom can better understand it.

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Goudeloch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Science

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Thecryptoclub 4 points ago +4 / -0

BIG IF TRUE

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DaveMastor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Omega kek

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DixOut4Donald 4 points ago +4 / -0

Accurate

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Paradyme 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s a masterful burn

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Killerko 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where are the fact checkers!

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nasty

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Seenev 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fact check: True

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Tracyisapatriot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

This made me laugh out loud!!! I could say the say about our dumb (Governor) Laura Kelly from Kansas! She only got in because of eastern Kansas. Luckily all of us came out in western Kansas to keep the state red! I guess I could also say this about Jerry Moran from Kansas. I have emailed him many times telling him to stand behind Donald Trump. We will remember next time he is up for election

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RonPaul888 3 points ago +3 / -0

dats a big bitch!

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SoldierofKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

ROFL...that's one big anus.

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AnaMerican_1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fkn KEK!!!

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Red_Shifts_Matter 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is brilliant

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jts1 3 points ago +3 / -0

BUUUURRRNNNN! hahahah

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xBigCoffinHunter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao

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Kompromat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha

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wQkeAF 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where's the lie?

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JohnMcCainsTumors 1 point ago +1 / -0

And yet everybody kisses his ass

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wazzalurker 1 point ago +1 / -0

THANK YOU BUT IF TRUE HOW COULD HE RIDE A BIKE?

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BlindGuyMcSqueezy 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂😂😂