I had to do it. Drop your best rigger jokes below. I'll start with a few:

Q: What's long and hard on a rigger? A: 20 years in Federal prison

Q: What's the difference between a rigger and a set of tires? A: Tires don't cheat

Q: How can you tell if a rigger is well hung? A: You can't get your fingers in the noose.

The floor is yours pedes...