17 posted 133 days ago by Dumplin 133 days ago by Dumplin +17 / -0 7 comments share 7 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (7) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 3 ▼ – Bzgotaz 3 points 133 days ago +3 / -0 Guarantee he was trying to sniff that dogs ass. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Winter_Is_Coming2020 2 points 133 days ago +2 / -0 Pull dogs tail > trip. Happens to dog fuckers all the time permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 133 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – BradFraudensberger 1 point 133 days ago +1 / -0 Just like the time Harry Reid got beat up by his towel rack? permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – WhoWasThatMaskedMan 1 point 133 days ago +1 / -0 You can tell a bullshit story by the unnecessary and/or ridiculous details. I'm not saying he's got an ankle monitor, but the dog explanation is nonsense. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – gnostic357 2 points 133 days ago +2 / -0 Why wouldn't he just say he slipped getting out of the shower. That's all that's needed. As I was falling, I saw a fly on the window sill and remembered that I needed to call my mother-in-law. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – WhoWasThatMaskedMan 2 points 133 days ago +2 / -0 So there I was... permalink parent save report block reply
Guarantee he was trying to sniff that dogs ass.
Pull dogs tail > trip. Happens to dog fuckers all the time
Just like the time Harry Reid got beat up by his towel rack?
You can tell a bullshit story by the unnecessary and/or ridiculous details. I'm not saying he's got an ankle monitor, but the dog explanation is nonsense.
Why wouldn't he just say he slipped getting out of the shower. That's all that's needed.
As I was falling, I saw a fly on the window sill and remembered that I needed to call my mother-in-law.
So there I was...