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WakandanScientist 12 points ago +12 / -0

Why would we need fake passports when we've all taken the vaccine already? We're perfectly immune, thereby proving it's the most secure vaccine in history. In fact, it's so secure we don't even NEED passports to prove we took it.

You have to trust the science, and since I'm a fully qualified scientist you're not allowed to question me.

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Former_Libtard 7 points ago +7 / -0

I believe you.

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Khakiclay 5 points ago +6 / -1

Harris gives this 2 HEELS UP!

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OGRapHat 1 point ago +1 / -0

She sucks

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reckoningSE 7 points ago +7 / -0

you just know it'll be the Chinese making the counterfeit vaccine passports

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bellcurvestrikesback [S] 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'll take mt chances with the Mexicans and see what vato can print up for me

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FromSethWithLove 5 points ago +5 / -0

SSSSSSSHHHHHHH! You know democrats can't think ahead

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TrumpsMyDad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bump for justice. I don't mind as much about making a crap ton for money, I just want to make one for me.

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NazisWereSocialist 3 points ago +3 / -0

What’s shitty is I’m now hearing that there’s a registry, so fake papers will only go so far.

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bellcurvestrikesback [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

But if it's on paper it's unlikely most places will check the registry at least initially

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NazisWereSocialist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh I’m sure there will be an app so that nightclubs, concert venues, etc will be able to conveniently check and for your convenience so you won’t have to carry a paper around...