So couple things... It has to be something they'll keep and let him use (after a 14 day mandatory quarantine for surface germs in the basement, obviously...)

That means no guns or slingshots or shit they'll never approve of.

But I also want it to be right on the line since they know I'm 125% MAGA.

What's a guy to do?

PS: I live in Canada... Kinda thinking I should buy all the neighbours American flags anonymously.. hehehe.