So couple things... It has to be something they'll keep and let him use (after a 14 day mandatory quarantine for surface germs in the basement, obviously...)
That means no guns or slingshots or shit they'll never approve of.
But I also want it to be right on the line since they know I'm 125% MAGA.
What's a guy to do?
PS: I live in Canada... Kinda thinking I should buy all the neighbours American flags anonymously.. hehehe.
pellet gun
puppy
archery equipment with a deer target.
bucket of KFC
McDonalds gift certificates
Man have you seen the prices on puppies since COVID? Here in Toronto they legit DOUBLED. People got all that stimulus money and are at home doing jackshit, so I guess everyone thought to get a dog. Before it was like $800-1500, now it's $2000-$3500
insane
what about adoption?