So couple things... It has to be something they'll keep and let him use (after a 14 day mandatory quarantine for surface germs in the basement, obviously...)
That means no guns or slingshots or shit they'll never approve of.
But I also want it to be right on the line since they know I'm 125% MAGA.
What's a guy to do?
PS: I live in Canada... Kinda thinking I should buy all the neighbours American flags anonymously.. hehehe.
American flag windbreaker
Pocket constitution
Mushroom Jerky
lolol the most Vegan book I can find hollowed out with a US constitution in side hahahahha that would be sooo legit