So couple things... It has to be something they'll keep and let him use (after a 14 day mandatory quarantine for surface germs in the basement, obviously...)
That means no guns or slingshots or shit they'll never approve of.
But I also want it to be right on the line since they know I'm 125% MAGA.
What's a guy to do?
PS: I live in Canada... Kinda thinking I should buy all the neighbours American flags anonymously.. hehehe.
Really like the walkie talkie idea.someone posted cuz my idea was something outdoorsy... It will help him beCanadian and manly think lumberjack without it being militaristic and turn off the parents who prob can deal with a little nature