So couple things... It has to be something they'll keep and let him use (after a 14 day mandatory quarantine for surface germs in the basement, obviously...)
That means no guns or slingshots or shit they'll never approve of.
But I also want it to be right on the line since they know I'm 125% MAGA.
What's a guy to do?
PS: I live in Canada... Kinda thinking I should buy all the neighbours American flags anonymously.. hehehe.
Does Canada have scouts or something like it?
Yep! But I think now they let girls in or something? They're thoroughly a leftist organization at this point. There was some big news about that a few years back, and then of course they were going bankrupt shortly later I believe.
But yeah I was a "beaver" when I was little, which was before the scouts. :)