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ozzybrian 46 points ago +46 / -0

Just say. FUCK OFF COMMIE and carry on about your business.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol. Yup.

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CrackaJack 4 points ago +4 / -0

I reply "where's your gun?", Never gotten a reply

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BlackKat 21 points ago +21 / -0

If someone tells you to do something, you tell them to do something back. Tell them to suck your dick.

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Gesirisi 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Hey, you should be wearing your mask!"

"Hey, suck my dick through your fag mask, commie!"

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Forthelead 17 points ago +17 / -0

Do you run faster when angry?

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illiteregetimate 7 points ago +8 / -1

Absolutely.

I also chase cars of people who heckle or throw shit at me all the way to intersections only to watch them run lights to get away. I fold mirrors when cars don’t yield lanes. I’ve nearly pulled a 60 year old man out of a mid-life crisis brand new Corvette for rolling through a stop sign while I was clearly visible. I’ve told kids screaming obscenities that their parents should have aborted them. I have kicked probably a dozen peoples’ dogs square in their stupid faces for nipping and lunging at me. I was begging their owners to step up to get strangled by a 150-pound BJJ blue belt running 5:50 mile pace for an hour wearing nothing but shoes and 2-inch shorts, but even they hate their dogs, apparently, and stay quiet.

Running fucking sucks. Being very good at it changes nothing. The bullshit tolerance meter is always redlining at zero.

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MySidesGoUp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah man. Runners are fit to tangle with Joggers

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TexasPiper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Careful bro, one day you might meet someone with a gun

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illiteregetimate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I guess that’s possible.

Watch for pedestrians and leave them the fuck alone and there won’t be no shit, 99.9% of the time.

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UnderCoverTrumper 3 points ago +3 / -0

I laugh at them. It really, really seems to disturb them. They can't process it.

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UnderCoverTrumper 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not very nice either but I promised my husband I'd stop responding to leftists in public... The laughing is still pretty effective.

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UnderCoverTrumper 2 points ago +2 / -0

I AM ALL ABOUT IT. I live in a lefty area and these nut jobs are constantly trying to pull that stuff on me. I'd love to smack them down but unfortunately my husband would lose his job if his employers knew his political views (we both specialized in idiotic far left fields when we were young and stupid) and he's nervous about being filmed while I smack down Karens. But I'm loving the vicarious joy you are bringing me.

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x79q3pb 13 points ago +13 / -0

Winners focus on winning. Losers focus on winners. You made the right choice.

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Peppers 9 points ago +9 / -0

Who the fuck would run with a mask on?! I did see some stupid 25ish year old dummy standing in the middle of an empty field with her 2 dogs, wearing a mask. Literally outside on a sunny day, nobody withing 500 feet in all directions. I wanted to strangle her for being a retard

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RealAozolai 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol I run without a mask every time. Fuck those clowns.

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PapaPepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Spit on them next time. Then cough a couple times when you get a bit further away.

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LugNuts 4 points ago +4 / -0

You get to double-deduct the time spent pummelin'. true. it's in the rule book.

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Tweedlethree 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope you yelled back.

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MAGAliths45 3 points ago +4 / -1

What was you time, pace distance Im Im obsessed myself. Obsessed is what the lazy call the dedicated!

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GoGoGadgetGringo 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a retard. I point and laugh at nearly every person I see running with a mask

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Cyphr 3 points ago +3 / -0

How did it keep up with you? Were you the one running, or the reeeetard?

If it was the typical purple-haired land whale, you should have been able to leave Moby Dickless in the dust.

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LeftistsAreInsane 3 points ago +3 / -0

It doesn't take any additional energy to flip him off. Probably doesn't affect wind resistance either!

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LiberTerrarium 3 points ago +3 / -0

It would be interesting to carry around an air horn to blast out any sound of mask fascists complaining. Bet that would shut down everyone but the true believers.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 2 points ago +2 / -0

How fat was this fuckface?

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Insanejub 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the Bay Area, I saw some guy yelling at a lady on HER OWN PORCH that she needs to have a mask.

Funniest part, the dude was white and the lady was black and this libtard even went to the whole, “and this isn’t because you’re black. As a white person i know how this looks but you are putting others in harm with your actions!”

Lol these ppl are delusional

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UnderCoverTrumper 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just laugh at them and keep going. More than anything, they can't handle being laughed at.

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Judiwont 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve started yelling at people who walk down the street masked up.

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JESUSJUGS 1 point ago +2 / -1

The worst is when I’m driving along in my car and look over and see some cuck or Karen wearing a mask while driving alone.

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Da11en47 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should’ve circled back and crop dusted him

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beev_bove_biv 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard one lady tell another lady her mask wasn't good enough because it didn't obstruct her breathing.

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MySidesGoUp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lost a job for not wearing a mask on a contact-free delivery. Pretty sure the no tipper was just a spiteful pos but alas..

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SyNiKaLiTy 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Mind your own business you blue haired fuck."

Shoulda told them you were social distancing, and if they pursued you, that they were violating the rules by trying to circumvent your social distancing efforts.

FUCK these people are STUPID

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FTLRalph 1 point ago +1 / -0

"ok karen"

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r3deleven 1 point ago +1 / -0

CARDIO #1 PREP

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SkeletorsTeeth 1 point ago +1 / -0

some mongoloid put his jacket over his face(with a mask) on as I passed him at wal mart maskless....i started coughing loudly when I saw him do it

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AngryAsian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just tell them, "No thanks, I'm not gay!" It pisses them off on so many levels.

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socal_maga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well done. Did you set a personal best fueled by the commie's tears?

Hold the line, friend.

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NarrowboatStargazer 1 point ago +1 / -0

JUST DO IT

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Next time, shoot him. Tase & leave.

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TRUNC8OR 1 point ago +1 / -0

People are like alternators....some are advaned and some are retarded

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verycute 0 points ago +1 / -1

distributors?

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Joesf23 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see these freaks in parks by themselves in the woods wearing the damn things when it is 85 degrees out. The mask nazis are a for real cult. They truely believe the piece of cloth worn over ones face is the end all be all of human survival. Cucks...

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verycute 0 points ago +1 / -1

I generally ignore the mentally ill.