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dindunufin2 304 points ago +304 / -0

Hahahahaha, if true, LOVE IT!!!!

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AngeredKabar 115 points ago +115 / -0

I McFuckin love it.

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Numaeus 33 points ago +33 / -0

The United States Constitution.

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Xtracreddit 22 points ago +22 / -0

Mutual Combat or Mortal Combat

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Mathetai 7 points ago +7 / -0

reading this immediately took me back to '93. wow

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JKillen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always were!

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Xtracreddit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Brrooooo, this just got me soooooo amped!!!!

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Licensetomeme 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kago. Lin Kang. Baiden. Donny Based.....

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AlohaChris 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two men enter! One man leaves!

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COCOMOJOE 74 points ago +74 / -0

If true, can anyone do this if so can we all spam him with these? He can't decline them all and he can't win them all can he?

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SwampView 45 points ago +45 / -0

Have your little sister/brother challenge him and include a picture.

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ChikfilaFan 44 points ago +44 / -0

I'm a prominent leftist on reddit.

My wife's BF could definitely take this guy!

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truthforchange 10 points ago +13 / -3

Plot twist.... Kemp accepts all challenges and is a bloodthirsty gladiator. All challengers die from a single swan kick. /s

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pithys 52 points ago +52 / -0

sources say Kemp said yes! any attempts of Kemp to say no are disputed.

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Fenianlad 29 points ago +29 / -0

Deboooookned

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MapleBaconWaffles 6 points ago +6 / -0

Rebooooonked.

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WhoMurderedSethRich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Upboooooonked

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Omniwulf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kikboooonked

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ChuckedIntoAVan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Boonkityboonked

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skatestraight 14 points ago +14 / -0

As an official source myself, I can confirm

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WhoMurderedSethRich 4 points ago +4 / -0

I officially confirm that you are an official source.

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flaming_death 9 points ago +9 / -0

People familiar with Kemp's thinking say he totally digs mutual combat.

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WakandanScientist 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm a scientist. This is 1000% correct. You have to believe the science.

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Wakanda4Trump 187 points ago +187 / -0

Lmao. More people need to challenge this limp dick to mutual combat for the shits and giggles.

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ProgramNerd 77 points ago +78 / -1

BOOM! We can scare this mofo by politely requesting him to join us for mutual combat. Optics isn't an excuse now. Make him uncomfortable. He won't change his mind, but scared people make more mistakes.

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sackofwisdom 8 points ago +8 / -0

I giggled.

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peterstrzoked 16 points ago +17 / -1

Balloons and blunderbusses motherfucker

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RallyinStJohnsWood 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is in ze book of INSTRRRRUKKHSHUNSS

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Tintenfass 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kemp AND the Sec of State!

Make them both sweat and look like cowards.

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pyongyangpothead 1 point ago +1 / -0

i would love to make a list of RINOs in states that have mutual combat laws and post it here with their social media info, and proper legal way to challenge someone to one, but i dont even know where to start

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Nezock_theKnight 111 points ago +111 / -0

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!

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HolographicTacoSalad 29 points ago +29 / -0

Mike Pence is Raiden.

Change my mind.

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chelthing 12 points ago +12 / -0

Electric Fence Pence!

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Hokage_Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

GAY SHOCK THERAPY!

DEUS VULT

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CisSiberianOrchestra 12 points ago +12 / -0

I was always a Sub-zero guy.

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Nezock_theKnight 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ninja action always the best. Sub-zero was better than that stoneface killa Scorpion. That guy was just spooky.

Ice blast Haduken a la Ryu and Ken from SFII was my fav move. That sliding trip thing was cool too. His fatality was OFF THE CHAIN!

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 8 points ago +8 / -0

GET OVVVVVVER HERE!!!

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SteveRogers42 5 points ago +5 / -0

Doesn’t Herschel Walker live in Georgia?

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Count_Dyscalculia 58 points ago +58 / -0

Just think of it as The Ice Bucket Challenge, except I hit you with it and try and drown you.

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ClarenceBeeks 49 points ago +49 / -0

This is actually really f’ing funny. Love it

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hereticpatriot 41 points ago +41 / -0

What happens according to said law if the challenge is ignored?

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Proda 69 points ago +69 / -0

Nothing, he only loses his honor.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 56 points ago +56 / -0

So nothing. Got it.

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DivineEternal1 41 points ago +41 / -0

Yep, can't lose what you don't have.

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OppaiZuriZuri 21 points ago +21 / -0

He had honor?

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Proda 11 points ago +12 / -1

He had no honor. Like a woman.

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Proda 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's a reference to an old webcomic, Google the phrase you'll find it.

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OppaiZuriZuri 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh I know, I just had to come back with that, seemed appropriate. XD

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Proda 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh lol. I almost thought you were a bit put off by the phrase and did not know the reference for a sec.

Fortunately I was wrong.

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geocitiesuser 6 points ago +6 / -0

Huge if true.

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dukiehazzard 27 points ago +28 / -1

It's not really a law. He was referring to a case, Johnson v. State, 173 Ga. 734, 742 (2) (161 SE 590), to make a joke. The case actually just defined "mutual combat" for charging purposes:

If upon a sudden quarrel the parties fight upon the spot, or presently agree and fetch or draw their weapons and fight, and one of them is killed, such killing is but voluntary manslaughter, no matter who strikes the first blow. Being suddenly aroused by anger, and mutually intending to fight, the law of mutual combat is involved. Such combat sufficiently appears where it is shown that there was a mutual intent by the accused and deceased to fight, and one or more shots were fired. It makes no difference who fires the first shot, nor is it necessary that both parties shoot.

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JacksonsGhost 7 points ago +7 / -0

That sauce got some meatballs

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dukiehazzard 6 points ago +7 / -1

I mean, I can't be the only one who wanted to know if it was real

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 5 points ago +5 / -0

What was the ruling?

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dukiehazzard 3 points ago +4 / -1

I didn't make it that far

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Nevercommunism55 36 points ago +36 / -0

Top kek

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Fenianlad 19 points ago +19 / -0

Now who’s, I say who’s responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was thinking Bugs Bunny, smacking across the chops with his white glove

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PaisleySky 10 points ago +10 / -0

I heard the same accent! The only thing missing was the cheek-slap with a glove! LOL!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

A la Bugs Bunny

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RedBloodofPatriotism 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's been the best about this whole Georgia debacle is hearing the good ole suuuthun drawls

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thegeeseisleese 21 points ago +21 / -0

If this is truly legal, why not make this trend? I see no downside to Kemp declining 100,000 duel requests and becoming globally renowned as a bitchboy

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freedomdogs 19 points ago +19 / -0

Whoever you are, that’s classic.

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MightyTheme 16 points ago +16 / -0

We should decide all future governmental positions through mutual kombat.

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WU_HAN_FRU 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think it's not just a Georgia thing; I think it generally holds across the U.S. that you can't assault someone who agreed to fight.

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HydrogenDabs 6 points ago +7 / -1

That is not correct. Specific states have specific laws on that sort of thing.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Most States lock you up pretty bad for fighting

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ChrisSuperDude 15 points ago +15 / -0

In all honestly, if we brought back dueling/trial by combat/honor fights/fisticuffs/etc. We would ironically, become a much more civil nation than we are right now. I don't think too many soy boy beta cucks are gonna start slandering and cancelling people online if they know that their victim can legally beat the shit out of and even kill them as a response.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even without killing them. I could make them wish they were dead, but make sure they have to live.

That's worse.

But you're totally right and this is a huge part of what's wrong with the Nation

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OppaiZuriZuri 15 points ago +15 / -0

Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr may have been assholes, but they were badass assholes.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not nearly as much as Andrew Jackson

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s not really fair to compare anyone to Jackson

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Belleoffreedom 12 points ago +12 / -0

Silly, but insulting. I like it.

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Malienydd2 12 points ago +12 / -0

If true we should ALL challenge him...lol

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chopz 10 points ago +10 / -0

MUTUAL FUCKING COMBAT

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YUNG_GUAC 9 points ago +9 / -0

KEK What a CHAD!!!!!!

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RedBloodofPatriotism 7 points ago +7 / -0

You can bring Raffensburger if you need to, son LOL already verbally slaughtered him

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WeinerLapTop 5 points ago +5 / -0

He sonned that motherfucker. Its over.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I say I say I say Son

boy's got no sense o huuumah

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Blurpy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Let's load this asshole's social media accounts with identical challenges, from every man woman and child.

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Donlurker 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol

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Doctor_Strangelove 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEMP CONFIRMED MASSIVE PUSSY

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brainphreeze 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do it to every single hold out and scumbag RINO. We can't threaten them, but this is a subtle way of letting them know that they won't get away with their crimes, if you know what I mean

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TheEnclave89 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've never dueled before, but I'm in GA... hmm, I wonder what chances a victory would be for me? ;) lol

Imagine Raffensbooger being Kemp's champion rofl

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sesquipedalian 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not exactly relevant, but there's always time for IASIP.

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RedBloodofPatriotism 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is hilarious!

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sesquipedalian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looking for that clip I stumbled onto this blooper reel, and it's really good.

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RedBloodofPatriotism 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've never watched IASIP but this has convinced me I need to lol

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RazOfTheDeities 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why stop there?

Make it a short, simple letter to him. Print it, envelope it, and take it to his house, every morning at a specific time, say 8:00 am.

Do it every day, rain or shine. Hot or cold.

If requested to stop, start taking the letters to his soon-to-be-former workplace.

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Teslo 4 points ago +4 / -0

That would be something. I don't believe the general public would enjoy it but, we would love it. I was never into wrestling, but with how fascinated I've become watching this election, I get it. I get the appeal of wrestling. The narratives, the ups and downs. There is no brakes, we are on a divine trajectory from this point. We are in a bigger, a larger discovery mode at this point.

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Lol_Garrus 4 points ago +4 / -0

top kek

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GeorgeOhwell 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can bring that bitch with you too...🤣😂🤣

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ippwndu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Member when Saddam challenged Dubya to a duel?

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freedomdogs 4 points ago +4 / -0

No... that’s awesome though.

Remember when Biden talked about taking trump behind the woodshed... That guy has a wicked ego,(look fat,) imagine if trump challenged him to a mma battle for the presidency...

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Burmeister 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that actually a real law wtf?

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 5 points ago +5 / -0

An elegant law from a more civilized age.

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Burmeister 1 point ago +1 / -0

hehe I'm from Denmark we don't got these laws anymore but I like it

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MAGALOVER 3 points ago +3 / -0

(In Tyrion Lannister voice) "I demand a TRIAL BY COMBAT...."

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Carbum 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

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CryHavoc 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's got to be one of the best posts ever!

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WU_HAN_FRU 2 points ago +2 / -0

aka, "consensual combat."

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FlyinHeadlock 2 points ago +2 / -0

As long as medics are on stand bye yes. We have to maintain civility. I would want to use daggers. Quick strikes. Assuming he would use a sword. Daggers are the way to go. Just need one good stick.

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RamboToaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy fuck, everyone in Georgia needs to announce a "challenge of mutual combat" to Governor Kemp when they see him.

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NutterButter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Goddamn I love America!

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ColoradoKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

This should become a thing.

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JamesTheSavage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awesome! Keep up the heat! They must begin to fear #WeThePeople!

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

He doesn't strike me as the type to accept. It was funny while it lasted though.

Besides, if the reason this guy's corrupted is because his family is in danger I doubt he'll be in the mood to dual some random dude on the internet.

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freedomdogs 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean If the reason his family is in danger is because he’s corrupted....

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ParkingLotRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey Kemp. Bring your girlfriend. I like to fuck after I fight.

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KnightsofReee 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd pay to watch this fight.

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AtomicNightmare 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why Brian Kemp, looks like someone just walked over your grave.

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TrumpPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kemp clearly knows nothing about dueling or bird law.