Rudy, those right there are the ballots. Let's talk about the ballots. Can we talk about the ballots, please, Rudy? I've been dying to talk to you about the ballots all morning. Joe Biden. This name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day, Biden's ballots are being mailed in after election day. Joe Biden, Joe Biden. I look in the mail. THIS WHOLE SUITCASE IS JOE BIDEN! So I say to myself, "I gotta find these voters, otherwise these ballots are just gonna keep coming in." So I check the voter rolls and what do I find out, Rudy, what do I find out?! There are no mail-in voters. These people do not exist! So I decide, "awwww shit buddy. I gotta dig a little deeper. There are no registered voters? You gotta be kidding me. I got BOXES FULL OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS!" So I start marching my way down to Bill Barr at the DOJ. I knock on the door, I say, "Bill!! Bill!! I gotta talk to you about these ballots for Joe Biden!" And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single goddamn person who gives a shit about voter fraud in that department. There is no competent attorney general! Rudy, half of the people on these ballots have been made up. These counties are goddamn ghost towns!
Rudy, those right there are the ballots. Let's talk about the ballots. Can we talk about the ballots, please, Rudy? I've been dying to talk to you about the ballots all morning. Joe Biden. This name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day, Biden's ballots are being mailed in after election day. Joe Biden, Joe Biden. I look in the mail. THIS WHOLE SUITCASE IS JOE BIDEN! So I say to myself, "I gotta find these voters, otherwise these ballots are just gonna keep coming in." So I check the voter rolls and what do I find out, Rudy, what do I find out?! There are no mail-in voters. These people do not exist! So I decide, "awwww shit buddy. I gotta dig a little deeper. There are no registered voters? You gotta be kidding me. I got BOXES FULL OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS!" So I start marching my way down to Bill Barr at the DOJ. I knock on the door, I say, "Bill!! Bill!! I gotta talk to you about these ballots for Joe Biden!" And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single goddamn person who gives a shit about voter fraud in that department. There is no competent attorney general! Rudy, half of the people on these ballots have been made up. These counties are goddamn ghost towns!
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