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Soulmask 84 points ago +87 / -3

Matt Gaetz said it too lulz good enough for ya?

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generated_name 77 points ago +77 / -0

So did Mo Brooks, a he said he knew others who would do the same as him.

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Magamenow 49 points ago +50 / -1

But not Mel Brooks? We're doomed!

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Fenianlad 48 points ago +48 / -0

I’m surrounded by assholes

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SpaceTiger 33 points ago +33 / -0

Dark Helmet: Never mind, I'll do it myself.

Colonel Sandurz: Very good sir.

Dark Helmet: What's the matter with this thing? What's all this churning and bubbling, you call that a Dominion voting machine?

Colonel Sandurz: No sir, we call it 'Mr. Coffee'. Care for some?

Dark Helmet: [pause] Yes. I always have coffee when I do election fraud. You know that.

Colonel Sandurz: Of course, I do.

Dark Helmet: Everybody knows that!

Crewmen: [covering their crotches] Of course, we do, sir!

Dark Helmet: Now that I have my coffee, I'm ready to defraud the election. Where is it?

Colonel Sandurz: Right here. [Gestures to a screen labeled "Mr. Dominion"]

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BillDCat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Major or First Class?

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kfunny91 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Inquisition , The Inquisition!

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Numaeus 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Fushta!" - President Trump to Biden's grave in 2024, at the end of his second term.

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Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

What did Mel Torme say?

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Unvbama 1 point ago +1 / -0