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steelywebb 166 points ago +166 / -0

make him attorney general

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deleted 174 points ago +174 / -0
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elaearae 51 points ago +51 / -0

KEK

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Khakiclay 30 points ago +30 / -0

Yes. This. ^^^^^

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GlacialSpeed 44 points ago +45 / -1

Please God, right before insurrection is declared do this!! Lol

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acasper 42 points ago +43 / -1

As much as I like Kelly Kraft I could live happy for the rest of my life if Alex Jones was appointed Representative of the United States of America to the United Nations for even a single day.

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acasper 9 points ago +10 / -1

kek

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +3 / -1 (edited)

Naaaaa he would just preach his strange gospel to them. And interrupt a lot

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johnqpublic864 20 points ago +20 / -0

You guys are making me LMFAO at the thought of Alex Jones in any of these roles. UN rep sounds perfect!

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unfiltered 34 points ago +35 / -1

That would be the best assignment pick EVER.

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geebeext 14 points ago +14 / -0

Haha yeah

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IslamIsEvil 49 points ago +49 / -0

AJ would do more in 2 months than Barr has in 2 years.

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ZoominLikeToobin 32 points ago +32 / -0

Director of the NSA

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thewashambro 1 point ago +2 / -1

Holy shit, lol.

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ltpayne 12 points ago +12 / -0

THIS!

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Censorddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

And I support this

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12gauge 98 points ago +98 / -0

Normies would finally learn about interdimensional goblin rapists.

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ChokingOnARedpill 60 points ago +61 / -1 (edited)

"They're DEMONS folks. They are not of this world. HILLARY CLINTON IS A GODDAMN DEMON!....I shouldn't take the lords name in vain....IT'S NOT IN VAIN, THESE PEOPLE ARE DAMNED TO HELL!"

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hailXenu 23 points ago +23 / -0

Where is the lie?

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Spirit_of_Resistance 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy kek

Interdimensional sides-swipers in this thread

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Cavetoad_1776 9 points ago +9 / -0

Someone has to wake them up ffs.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

AJ doing wakey wakey, lol

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weaponized_frogs 1 point ago +1 / -0

loooooooooool

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rplgn 76 points ago +76 / -0

make him a SCOTUS judge

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DragonEnergyDick 33 points ago +33 / -0

That would be epic. I can see him tearing Roberts a new one.

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ChokingOnARedpill 16 points ago +17 / -1

If we ever got to the point of Alex Jones on the Supreme Court, the only way he'd be able to tear Roberts a new one would be in front of the bench.

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Censorddit 12 points ago +12 / -0

I would also support this

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asdf1234567 60 points ago +60 / -0

I actually wish this was a real thing.

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NoTimeToBleed 28 points ago +28 / -0

Ok, maybe not for four years, but how about a week? Can we get a week?

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Wtf_socialismreally 26 points ago +26 / -0

I would take a week. Would be fucking hilarious.

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that_sound 29 points ago +29 / -0

First day - rips off his shirt and charges screaming into the crowd of reporters. Some are so traumatized, that a small number of people actually say that they feel sorry for Jim Acosta.

Next day promises to behave better. After taking 3 questions, rips off his shirt and charges screaming into the crowd of reporters.

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4n0n1776 12 points ago +12 / -0

LOL imagining this cracks me up!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would not be among those feeling sorry for Jim the accoster Acosta

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that_sound 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, no one does really, some just say that they do to be polite.

But we're all laughing at him (or giggling to ourselves).

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johnny96816 2 points ago +2 / -0

"You fucks are so out of your league with me."

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

One weekend would be enough to make all those hacks stay in their safe spaces with their coloring books

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Cavetoad_1776 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'd ask for 2 months and not feel greedy.

Ok, actually 2 years. Good 'nuff.

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NoTimeToBleed 8 points ago +8 / -0

Good thinking. The "big ask" is part of the Art of the Deal. Ask for two months and let them bargain down to a month or a couple weeks.

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genpat 34 points ago +34 / -0

I would pay to watch that. Hell I would cave and watch FOX news if they were the only ones airing it.

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ltpayne 17 points ago +17 / -0

AJ would rip all them disgusting cockroaches a new one!

Oh it would be grand.. they'd be spilling their lattes all over the place, crying, running for the door..

Oh it would be such payback for all the nasty, stupid-ass, non-relevent, concoted sound bite BS they've lobbed at Trump's real and great women of the Press Admin! So fukkin nasty these liars in the briefings are..

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MikeyLeeRay 25 points ago +25 / -0

Salty Cracker for Secretary of State :D

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The_banned 4 points ago +4 / -0

This

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sirtra 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol he needs to see this

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mariod818 23 points ago +23 / -0

Hes gonna start off each speech with "ima eat you"

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fat50 8 points ago +8 / -0

"I'm gonna eat your leftist ASSS!!!"

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massivehairycleaner 4 points ago +4 / -0

He could head the Dept of Agriculture.

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johnny96816 3 points ago +3 / -0

"You MSM people are so much more retarded than me."

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Pleepleus 14 points ago +14 / -0

Ambassador to United Nations.

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Cavetoad_1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now THAT would be fucking PRECIOUS!

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acasper 1 point ago +2 / -1

Had the same though immediately. That would be so much better kek

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Pleepleus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meme post this morning had "TRUMP 2020" on the roof and "KEEP DRIVING KAREN" on the lawn. 🐸

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IslamIsEvil 13 points ago +13 / -0

now THAT would be fun

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Vertical2020 12 points ago +13 / -1

The best 7 second clip on the internet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufOgTllmr1E

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Vertical2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

Jones is a natural comedian.

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Suckmydick87 7 points ago +8 / -1

Make him Commissioner of the FDA so he can ban the chemicals that are making the frogs gay.

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johnqpublic864 5 points ago +5 / -0

EPA

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americafirst1337 7 points ago +7 / -0

WE KNOW WE'RE UNDER ATTACK

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happy_nationalist 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL!

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amish-electrician 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is amazing

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fapoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

If the response to every questions was ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

then I would be ok with this

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Usefulmoron 5 points ago +5 / -0

Super Male Vitality vs. Puberty Blockers, not even a fair fight

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ExileOnRedditStreet 5 points ago +5 / -0

You little potbelly vampire golblins better listen up....

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Fieldmarshalmonty1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Awesome!

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InfoWarrior2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

1776 will commence again!

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HEXEN 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking lord, please!

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W1nn7ngTrad7ti6n 4 points ago +4 / -0

I eat activists for breakfast.

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Oldschooltexan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuckin' DO IT..... would be AWESOME to have him respond to the MSM's BULLSHIT

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TheQuickening 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe this is when he eats them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5EKuIus-oE

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wizdom 3 points ago +3 / -0

THIS x 9999999999999999999

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weaponized_frogs 3 points ago +3 / -0

I....... FUCKING........ WISH!!!!!

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TheJae 3 points ago +3 / -0

OMG that is hysterical. I would pay anything to see Jones do that job

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Tartarian-King 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would pay to watch alex do this, literally. Like PPV events

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diCenturion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, this is good.

Whatever happened to AJ’s press pass anyways?

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Michael032817 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahaha I just started laughing fucking hard. But that seriously would be amazing

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sybo 2 points ago +2 / -0

that would be the funniest thing ever really....

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG, could you imagine?!

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am 100% in favor of this plan! <3 <3 <3

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Darth653 2 points ago +2 / -0

he could be assigned to any position in government and you know he'd do a good job. One of the true national treasures right there.

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PensivePatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dear god, I will ask for nothing more in this life and I will build many churches in your name.

A single day.

Just one.

Please.

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ltpayne 2 points ago +2 / -0

ABSOLUTE BRILLIANT GENIUS!

Thank you for this! This is top notch!

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DegenFromUpCountry 2 points ago +2 / -0

In my fucking veins!

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pembo210 2 points ago +2 / -0

pls dew eeetttt

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NOT_ADMIN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahha

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VoteBlaster2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do it now

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CPTRVB 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm dying. This is hilarious. Great facial expression too.

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TotesMehGoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

My god. This would make my life complete.

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twoscoops4america 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know, he sort of looks a little bit like Sean Spicer!