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As much as I like Kelly Kraft I could live happy for the rest of my life if Alex Jones was appointed Representative of the United States of America to the United Nations for even a single day.
"They're DEMONS folks. They are not of this world. HILLARY CLINTON IS A GODDAMN DEMON!....I shouldn't take the lords name in vain....IT'S NOT IN VAIN, THESE PEOPLE ARE DAMNED TO HELL!"
First day - rips off his shirt and charges screaming into the crowd of reporters. Some are so traumatized, that a small number of people actually say that they feel sorry for Jim Acosta.
Next day promises to behave better. After taking 3 questions, rips off his shirt and charges screaming into the crowd of reporters.
AJ would rip all them disgusting cockroaches a new one!
Oh it would be grand.. they'd be spilling their lattes all over the place, crying, running for the door..
Oh it would be such payback for all the nasty, stupid-ass, non-relevent, concoted sound bite BS they've lobbed at Trump's real and great women of the Press Admin! So fukkin nasty these liars in the briefings are..
make him attorney general
KEK
Yes. This. ^^^^^
Please God, right before insurrection is declared do this!! Lol
As much as I like Kelly Kraft I could live happy for the rest of my life if Alex Jones was appointed Representative of the United States of America to the United Nations for even a single day.
kek
Naaaaa he would just preach his strange gospel to them. And interrupt a lot
You guys are making me LMFAO at the thought of Alex Jones in any of these roles. UN rep sounds perfect!
That would be the best assignment pick EVER.
Haha yeah
AJ would do more in 2 months than Barr has in 2 years.
Director of the NSA
Holy shit, lol.
THIS!
And I support this
Normies would finally learn about interdimensional goblin rapists.
"They're DEMONS folks. They are not of this world. HILLARY CLINTON IS A GODDAMN DEMON!....I shouldn't take the lords name in vain....IT'S NOT IN VAIN, THESE PEOPLE ARE DAMNED TO HELL!"
Where is the lie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5XXhdBnjJk
Kek.
Holy kek
Interdimensional sides-swipers in this thread
Someone has to wake them up ffs.
AJ doing wakey wakey, lol
loooooooooool
make him a SCOTUS judge
That would be epic. I can see him tearing Roberts a new one.
If we ever got to the point of Alex Jones on the Supreme Court, the only way he'd be able to tear Roberts a new one would be in front of the bench.
I would also support this
I actually wish this was a real thing.
Ok, maybe not for four years, but how about a week? Can we get a week?
I would take a week. Would be fucking hilarious.
First day - rips off his shirt and charges screaming into the crowd of reporters. Some are so traumatized, that a small number of people actually say that they feel sorry for Jim Acosta.
Next day promises to behave better. After taking 3 questions, rips off his shirt and charges screaming into the crowd of reporters.
LOL imagining this cracks me up!
I would not be among those feeling sorry for Jim the accoster Acosta
Well, no one does really, some just say that they do to be polite.
But we're all laughing at him (or giggling to ourselves).
"You fucks are so out of your league with me."
One weekend would be enough to make all those hacks stay in their safe spaces with their coloring books
I'd ask for 2 months and not feel greedy.
Ok, actually 2 years. Good 'nuff.
Good thinking. The "big ask" is part of the Art of the Deal. Ask for two months and let them bargain down to a month or a couple weeks.
I would pay to watch that. Hell I would cave and watch FOX news if they were the only ones airing it.
AJ would rip all them disgusting cockroaches a new one!
Oh it would be grand.. they'd be spilling their lattes all over the place, crying, running for the door..
Oh it would be such payback for all the nasty, stupid-ass, non-relevent, concoted sound bite BS they've lobbed at Trump's real and great women of the Press Admin! So fukkin nasty these liars in the briefings are..
Salty Cracker for Secretary of State :D
This
lol he needs to see this
Hes gonna start off each speech with "ima eat you"
"I'm gonna eat your leftist ASSS!!!"
He could head the Dept of Agriculture.
"You MSM people are so much more retarded than me."
Ambassador to United Nations.
Now THAT would be fucking PRECIOUS!
Had the same though immediately. That would be so much better kek
Meme post this morning had "TRUMP 2020" on the roof and "KEEP DRIVING KAREN" on the lawn. 🐸
now THAT would be fun
The best 7 second clip on the internet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufOgTllmr1E
Jones is a natural comedian.
Make him Commissioner of the FDA so he can ban the chemicals that are making the frogs gay.
EPA
WE KNOW WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
LOL!
This is amazing
If the response to every questions was ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
then I would be ok with this
Super Male Vitality vs. Puberty Blockers, not even a fair fight
You little potbelly vampire golblins better listen up....
Awesome!
1776 will commence again!
Fucking lord, please!
I eat activists for breakfast.
Fuckin' DO IT..... would be AWESOME to have him respond to the MSM's BULLSHIT
Maybe this is when he eats them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5EKuIus-oE
THIS x 9999999999999999999
I....... FUCKING........ WISH!!!!!
OMG that is hysterical. I would pay anything to see Jones do that job
I would pay to watch alex do this, literally. Like PPV events
Lol, this is good.
Whatever happened to AJ’s press pass anyways?
Hahahaha I just started laughing fucking hard. But that seriously would be amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos
that would be the funniest thing ever really....
OMG, could you imagine?!
I am 100% in favor of this plan! <3 <3 <3
he could be assigned to any position in government and you know he'd do a good job. One of the true national treasures right there.
Dear god, I will ask for nothing more in this life and I will build many churches in your name.
A single day.
Just one.
Please.
ABSOLUTE BRILLIANT GENIUS!
Thank you for this! This is top notch!
In my fucking veins!
pls dew eeetttt
Hahahha
Do it now
I'm dying. This is hilarious. Great facial expression too.
My god. This would make my life complete.
You know, he sort of looks a little bit like Sean Spicer!