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KiloRed 34 points ago +34 / -0

Mr Biden... can you explain why the doctor found peanut butter on your dick?

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CovefefeREEEE 8 points ago +8 / -0

😳

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jetjetjet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Did he sniff the dog after it broke his foot?

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crimsonfancy 4 points ago +4 / -0

, and in your rear?

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JohnnyRico 4 points ago +4 / -0

You spit hot fire.

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anthemstander 25 points ago +26 / -1

Think about it. A guy who pulls a dog's tail is considered an acceptable president and receives no condemnation, even though he's old enough to know that's abusive. A guy who happens to be Republican who doesn't have a dog is crucified by the media because - Orange Man Bad.

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AceOfTrumps 3 points ago +5 / -2

Partially because he'd have had to lock the dog in the bathroom with him... But when the author compared it to a kid using aliens as an excuse for missing homework I had to stop reading... It's weird, but not that weird

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byron 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not that weird?? Where the fuck do you come from?

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AceOfTrumps -2 points ago +1 / -3

Maybe I should've emphasized some of the words in my comment, but no, I don't think pulling a dog's tail in the bathroom is as weird as any story involving aliens

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horsefacestorm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not as weird, but just as far fetched of an excuse.

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MightyTheme 13 points ago +13 / -0

If Trump pulled a dog's tail it would be international news for a week.

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Wtf_socialismreally 5 points ago +5 / -0

According to what I read, they were going to get a dog but ultimately decided not to adopt.

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Jestre 1 point ago +1 / -0

C'mon man

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jerryriggs1 21 points ago +21 / -0

Did he REALLY say that shit?! Hahahahaha

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jerryriggs1 19 points ago +19 / -0

I think he was fucking the poor dog.

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TheEnclave89 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pretty much lol

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Comanche_Moon 12 points ago +12 / -0

There were stories about Creepy Joe, insisting on walking around in the WH, "buck naked". He was very upsetting to the female SS agents who had to follow him around while he was naked. Sounds like he's still wandering around naked.

I hope the dog bites him for pulling his tail.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

Did u kill a cheetah?

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Philosiraptor 5 points ago +5 / -0

I boinked her!

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sully 7 points ago +7 / -0

I guess you can add beastiality to the same list incest is on for the Biden family.

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Trump_da_g0d 6 points ago +7 / -1

This is like your kid claiming that aliens caused him to miss his curfew. I mean, come on, does anyone believe this story? Besides, what kind of 78 year old degenerate gets out of the shower, chases his dog around naked in order to painfully pull its tail, and then breaks his foot by tripping over a rug?

Fucking L-O-L

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Jon888 5 points ago +5 / -0

When I was 6... But dementia will do that to you, regress your mind to that of an infant.

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shotgunrebel 5 points ago +5 / -0

Prob had peanut butter on his bunghole too.

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Wrexxis780 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just be happy Kamala wasn't there. She probably would have started sucking on the dog's tail.

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pepperedtrail 4 points ago +4 / -0

Could you imagine what would happen to Trump if he said the exact same thing?

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Lovejoy603 4 points ago +4 / -0

The foot is the smoke n mirrors trick or bait and switch to gain sympathy, prove me wrong!!!! Liberal fucking pussies!!

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TheWilderness 3 points ago +3 / -0

A significant amount of peanut butter was recovered at the scene. - sources

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crimsonfancy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe's pullin more bullshit.

That's not where the tail is located.

Or, "I pulled his front tail."

Or, "He tucked his tail to cover his bung and I grabbed the red one between his legs."

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Bobb 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s probably some satanic initiation.

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ThePedeJames 3 points ago +3 / -0

What the fuck

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NZbacon 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's photographed standing on the foot. It's not broken.

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NZbacon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doesn't mean the x-ray was his.

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undecidedmask 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, Biden is incredibly old, so I could see this happening, but at the same time, I wouldn't put this past them.

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Ou812ou812 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably in front of a female secret service agent, again.

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Drawdraw45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait.... What??? This isn't the babylon bee?

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SpezWifesBull 2 points ago +2 / -0

That dog has seen some shit

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just heard his ridiculous story tonight. Sounded pretty far fetched to me.

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Hexagon 2 points ago +2 / -0

WTF

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4cdarth 2 points ago +2 / -0

ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!

(sorry, this just reminded me of the "one of natures mysteries" cutscene from Ratchet and Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal)

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the guy who lets children rub his hairy legs. It's entirely plausible.

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hillaryprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

The dog would like to file a restraining order against creepy quid pro joe.

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CovefefeREEEE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who showers with their dog in the bathroom?

I'm calling BS.

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MFB1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden is pedo and into beastiality. What a piece of human garbage.

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Induceddrag 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Oh, I see Scraps is a boy dog.” -Captain Clarence Oveur

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WeinerLapTop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Code. Shower =? Dog=? Tail =?

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Dnova 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im telling ya, he is losing his mind. He thought that dog was a kid. Its sad really