Think about it. A guy who pulls a dog's tail is considered an acceptable president and receives no condemnation, even though he's old enough to know that's abusive. A guy who happens to be Republican who doesn't have a dog is crucified by the media because - Orange Man Bad.
Partially because he'd have had to lock the dog in the bathroom with him... But when the author compared it to a kid using aliens as an excuse for missing homework I had to stop reading... It's weird, but not that weird
Maybe I should've emphasized some of the words in my comment, but no, I don't think pulling a dog's tail in the bathroom is as weird as any story involving aliens
There were stories about Creepy Joe, insisting on walking around in the WH, "buck naked". He was very upsetting to the female SS agents who had to follow him around while he was naked. Sounds like he's still wandering around naked.
This is like your kid claiming that aliens caused him to miss his curfew. I mean, come on, does anyone believe this story? Besides, what kind of 78 year old degenerate gets out of the shower, chases his dog around naked in order to painfully pull its tail, and then breaks his foot by tripping over a rug?
Mr Biden... can you explain why the doctor found peanut butter on your dick?
😳
Did he sniff the dog after it broke his foot?
, and in your rear?
You spit hot fire.
Think about it. A guy who pulls a dog's tail is considered an acceptable president and receives no condemnation, even though he's old enough to know that's abusive. A guy who happens to be Republican who doesn't have a dog is crucified by the media because - Orange Man Bad.
Partially because he'd have had to lock the dog in the bathroom with him... But when the author compared it to a kid using aliens as an excuse for missing homework I had to stop reading... It's weird, but not that weird
Not that weird?? Where the fuck do you come from?
Maybe I should've emphasized some of the words in my comment, but no, I don't think pulling a dog's tail in the bathroom is as weird as any story involving aliens
Not as weird, but just as far fetched of an excuse.
If Trump pulled a dog's tail it would be international news for a week.
According to what I read, they were going to get a dog but ultimately decided not to adopt.
C'mon man
Did he REALLY say that shit?! Hahahahaha
I think he was fucking the poor dog.
Pretty much lol
There were stories about Creepy Joe, insisting on walking around in the WH, "buck naked". He was very upsetting to the female SS agents who had to follow him around while he was naked. Sounds like he's still wandering around naked.
I hope the dog bites him for pulling his tail.
https://images.app.goo.gl/DRZxNsVnySaG28SL7
Because it's your dog!
Did u kill a cheetah?
I boinked her!
I guess you can add beastiality to the same list incest is on for the Biden family.
Fucking L-O-L
When I was 6... But dementia will do that to you, regress your mind to that of an infant.
Prob had peanut butter on his bunghole too.
Just be happy Kamala wasn't there. She probably would have started sucking on the dog's tail.
Could you imagine what would happen to Trump if he said the exact same thing?
The foot is the smoke n mirrors trick or bait and switch to gain sympathy, prove me wrong!!!! Liberal fucking pussies!!
A significant amount of peanut butter was recovered at the scene. - sources
Joe's pullin more bullshit.
That's not where the tail is located.
Or, "I pulled his front tail."
Or, "He tucked his tail to cover his bung and I grabbed the red one between his legs."
It’s probably some satanic initiation.
What the fuck
He's photographed standing on the foot. It's not broken.
Doesn't mean the x-ray was his.
I mean, Biden is incredibly old, so I could see this happening, but at the same time, I wouldn't put this past them.
Probably in front of a female secret service agent, again.
Wait.... What??? This isn't the babylon bee?
That dog has seen some shit
I just heard his ridiculous story tonight. Sounded pretty far fetched to me.
WTF
ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!
(sorry, this just reminded me of the "one of natures mysteries" cutscene from Ratchet and Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal)
This is the guy who lets children rub his hairy legs. It's entirely plausible.
The dog would like to file a restraining order against creepy quid pro joe.
Who showers with their dog in the bathroom?
I'm calling BS.
Biden is pedo and into beastiality. What a piece of human garbage.
“Oh, I see Scraps is a boy dog.” -Captain Clarence Oveur
Code. Shower =? Dog=? Tail =?
Im telling ya, he is losing his mind. He thought that dog was a kid. Its sad really