posted ago by ghost_of_aswartz
+2268 / -0
I hereby officially Adopt Rudy Giuliani as my Uncle
I'm not expecting or hoping he'll buy me a truck in the future, like a good uncle. Or show up drunk and tell funny stories, but my gosh I wish he would. Rudy could tell me anything. I love my new uncle Giuliani. We're both Italian americans, so there's that also.
God bless you sir
I have an uncle I adore again.
#AdoptRudy
I hereby officially Adopt Rudy Giuliani as my Uncle
I'm not expecting or hoping he'll buy me a truck in the future, like a good uncle. Or show up drunk and tell funny stories, but my gosh I wish he would. Rudy could tell me anything. I love my new uncle Giuliani. We're both Italian americans, so there's that also.
God bless you sir
I have an uncle I adore again.
#\#AdoptRudy
Fuck San Fran. Fuck Facebook.
I think Richard Nixon was once caught on audio calling it the faggiest place he’d ever seen and talking about how much he despises it. I’m a faggot and thought it was funny.
That was a critique of the Bohemian Grove. They all get naked for a ritual.
The Bushes were involved with that. Also, Steven Paddocks brother owned property bordering the Bohemian Grove property.
I thought he was specifically talking about Bohemian Grove.
Based Faggot <3
San Francisco: Where the women are strong and the men are beautiful
Thom Brennaman (hate him cuz I'm a Cubs fan living in Ohio) said basically the same thing.
People think he was talking about San Francisco being the "Fag capitals of the world" but they don't know who or what he was aiming at.
Yes
*Facebonk
My uncle claims to be a graphic artist, but I bet you ANYTHING they've got him in content moderation, acting like a thought police karen
BET YOU ANYTHING
No doubt! Facebook uses their default graphics from years ago with absolutely zero updates and I bet they outsourced that in the first place.
'Taint much, but it's... It's... It's kinda shit, actually. I feel dirty.
Hope you don't mind sharing
Not at all. I think he could be everyone's uncle here
Btw in ancient china, people often called older wise or skillful men they looked up to, 'uncle'. It was an endearing term
I think we should steal that
God nows China has stolen enough shit from us
I would love to sit and have a cocktail and a cigar with Uncle Rudy
It's true. Basically any man your father's age can be called "uncle" in Chinese.
It's a show of respect.
We do it too in South Africa.Everyone older is Uncle or Aunty.Or Oom and Tannie in Afrikaans.I got called Tannie for the first time by a young waiter when I was late 30s. I'm still offended😂
At the very least you know he won't be the molesting kind of uncle...like a certain Uncle Hunter...
And "Uncledoption." Love it.
Uncle Mayor sounds nice. I want him to be my uncle too. Any of you pede’s remember his leadership through 9/11? Rudy did a wonderful job calming our entire country. He displayed that he had what it took to lead his city through. He’s an incredible man and we are incredibly fortunate to have him on our side.
Rudy is your Uncle-Elect. Why won't your father's brother concede?
You can un-uncle an uncle, but you can't de-nephew/de-niece a unilaterally professed nephew/niece. Sorry Rudy, but you know the law...it is what it is and now we're yours.
my dad was a great man, but he's gone now, so I'm available for adoption by President Trump
I promise to be loyal!
Just identify as his nephew and it's factual you cannot argue it. If you do you're a biggot.
Uncle Rudy
I stand as a witness, I acknowledge and recognize your right, of uncledoption here in Kekistan.
I’m sorry your former uncle enjoys licking quinoa fried tofu from non binary, poc, gluten free, organic b holes.
I can only hope to never achieve even one, one millionth the level of douchery, displayed in Silicon Valley.
Love you guys! In these trying times, it's nice to have a laugh.
I would say don't alienate your family. But if he works for Facebook that is kinda gross. Kinda like saying do you want to hang with a pedo uncle...
I can go shit on his doorstep for you
Yas Rudy is the best
Rudy is too busy to visit during the holidays. He's trying to save the union!
Wait, we can do that?
I think that a lot of us now claim him as our Uncle Rudy.
My children shall all know him as their Great Uncle Rudy.
I identify as Rudy's nephew
lol you may need to un-aunt they as well , just to be on the safe side.
I might UnUncle one of my Uncles. Bernie supporter, likely Biden voter. I'm in that weird place where I'm not sure if my family is family if they support the communist extrapolation of my God given rights
I have two soyboi cousins I would like to decousin. Rudy is now my cousin instead of their soy-laden asses #Rudydoption
...I didn't know you could do that!
I dont have much family, so I am gonna adopt Rudy as my Pops. Dont know if that would be my dad or grandpop, but he gonna be my "Pops."
My maternal uncle is a disappointment too. I totally feel your pain. My uncle harassed my mom for being a Trump supporter prior to the election. She had me write him an email back knowing I write a good argument and have the time to link all the relevant research links to refute his talking points. Despite the fact I used only msm sources he would approve of and the democrat's own words in my rebuttal, he still accused me of getting my information from Fox news, Mark Levin and Rush Limbaugh. At that point, my mom injected herself in and made it personal. He hasn't talked to us since. I'd love to adopt Rudy too for an uncle though he's more of a grandfather age to me.
funny and smart
Congratulations! You've picked a fine uncle in Rudy.
Sorry your S.F. uncle let you down. Sometimes family sucks.
I feel it dude. I went to school in the East Bay...a good majority of the people I went to school with got useless degrees but are now in software, HR, and IT. I swear these companies in the Bay purposely hire people based on their political views, because a majority of them are dumber than rocks.
Your uncle sounds like a bitch. Just like my brother.
I already have an awesome Uncle Rudy but I’ll adopt Giuliani!
My idiot nephew works for Facebook and is a complete soy boy. You looking for a nice Auntie who can cook? I’m throwing my hat in the ring!
This is my favorite post headline ever. It's brilliant.
America's uncle.
Our cool uncle loves alcohol, cigars, and pussy. And "Fat Tony" jokes. He's the best!
He is an avatar of avunicularity. Can we be cousins? “Tell us a story Uncle Rudy!”
Uncledoption.
That's a word now.
I work in tech. Social media is a sewer, other places aren't terrible. Helps I'm in the Texas office.
Rudy is 76 and is as sharp as can be. Biden looks like he's disintegrating.
Disputed.
You get the nonsensical award of the day
This is GOLD DUST.
I declare.....BANKRUPTCY!!!
HOLY SHIT!!! YOU CAN DO THAT!!! THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!!!