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My Estranged Uncle Lives in SF, Works for Facebonk now and Sucks. I'm Officially Un-Uncling Him and Publicly Adopting Rudy Giuliani as My Uncle. This is my announcement of my Uncledoption of Rudy.
posted ago by ghost_of_aswartz ago by ghost_of_aswartz +2268 / -0

I hereby officially Adopt Rudy Giuliani as my Uncle

I'm not expecting or hoping he'll buy me a truck in the future, like a good uncle. Or show up drunk and tell funny stories, but my gosh I wish he would. Rudy could tell me anything. I love my new uncle Giuliani. We're both Italian americans, so there's that also.

God bless you sir

I have an uncle I adore again.

#AdoptRudy

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– ghost_of_aswartz [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

My uncle claims to be a graphic artist, but I bet you ANYTHING they've got him in content moderation, acting like a thought police karen

BET YOU ANYTHING

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– Redpill-notCommieRed 10 points ago +10 / -0

No doubt! Facebook uses their default graphics from years ago with absolutely zero updates and I bet they outsourced that in the first place.

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– NoTimeToBleed 5 points ago +5 / -0

'Taint much, but it's... It's... It's kinda shit, actually. I feel dirty.

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