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My Estranged Uncle Lives in SF, Works for Facebonk now and Sucks. I'm Officially Un-Uncling Him and Publicly Adopting Rudy Giuliani as My Uncle. This is my announcement of my Uncledoption of Rudy.
posted ago by ghost_of_aswartz ago by ghost_of_aswartz +2268 / -0

I hereby officially Adopt Rudy Giuliani as my Uncle

I'm not expecting or hoping he'll buy me a truck in the future, like a good uncle. Or show up drunk and tell funny stories, but my gosh I wish he would. Rudy could tell me anything. I love my new uncle Giuliani. We're both Italian americans, so there's that also.

God bless you sir

I have an uncle I adore again.

#AdoptRudy

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– TangerineShine 3 points ago +3 / -0

I stand as a witness, I acknowledge and recognize your right, of uncledoption here in Kekistan.

I’m sorry your former uncle enjoys licking quinoa fried tofu from non binary, poc, gluten free, organic b holes.

I can only hope to never achieve even one, one millionth the level of douchery, displayed in Silicon Valley.

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