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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah something like this. Or make a fence and put them on that. Or on your garage wall or smth. This wat you tell them to fuckoff while not giving them your money

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ZoominLikeToobin 20 points ago +20 / -0

Increased difficulty for the sign thieves. Or sufficient space for traps.

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Waco419 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL

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acasper 4 points ago +5 / -1

Probably reorganized for the photo to get all of them pictured.

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cciv 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's like the backwards R in Toys R Us. It draws the eye.

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invalid_data 1 point ago +1 / -0

All he needs to do is make them neat and put xmas lights on them, then boom, they are part of his religious christmas celebration.

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CookingWithJack 38 points ago +38 / -0

fuck HOAs

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Dumdum 13 points ago +13 / -0

Get money

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deleted 5 points ago +6 / -1
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GODwins76 4 points ago +5 / -1

Nextly, I be chill wit muh homies,

Clashin wit duh villians, win-nin Bigly.

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even while taking a dump, Donald Trump is still your President

It's all happening again, it aint no accident

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thingaboutarsenal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not even once. I do what I fucking want with my property that I paid for. If someone can tell you what to do and charges you to live there, you're renting.

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Cacciali_Via 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have no limit on the number of building you can have on your property? I'm jealous.

I live in a rural area but it is regulated like crazy. They even limit how many rounds we can shoot per day.

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s a rural HOA?

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Cacciali_Via 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, just city regulations that my lesbian neighbor on the city council pushed for.

Fml.

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Run for city council or just push for a repeal of the stupid rules. If that doesn’t work just defy them or move.

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Waco419 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not good for ham radio operators either.

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redditDOTexposed 5 points ago +5 / -0

HOAs can’t restrict satellite dishes or TV antennas. Erect 100ft tower in back yard, attach bunny ear antenna to the top, wire coax down to a TV.

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buy one of those drive-in cinemas and put the equipment in fron of your house and project 24/7 trump rallies and gorilla videos

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Proud_American 27 points ago +27 / -0

Considering the election is still ongoing, I think you have legal grounds to keep them up.

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GODwins76 5 points ago +6 / -1

Sue them in real court!

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CarlyMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

On Halloween I had two families turn around and refused to trick or treat because I had a Trump sign out.

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bellcurvestrikesback 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol wow

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should show their kids buckets full of candy and say Trump supporters has the best candy

Ten they vote trump 2030

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LockeThePatriot 3 points ago +5 / -2

And even if it has she can get fucked.

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cciv -4 points ago +1 / -5

Do you have your Trump 2024 signs ready?

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apchrkey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump is not eligible to run in 2024, due to his reelection in 2020. 22nd amendment bro.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Once we repair 2020, we gon' start investigatin' and nullifyin' 2016, 'cause Hillary cheated.

BOOM.

Eight more years.

Trump 2024!

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Postal 17 points ago +17 / -0

Wait, is that a Prius with Trump stickers on it?!?!

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Guruchild 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lol that was the first thing I noticed. That alone probably makes their heads explode.

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corona_ebola 5 points ago +5 / -0

As a Prius owner, it was the first thing I noticed as well. My Trump sticker is next to my Ron Paul sticker.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it true its 24/7 vibrations in the car seats in prius because its made for women and fags?

Jkjk

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terablelizard 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's unheard of! Proof the less-hopeless dems may be waking up...

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TangerineShine 13 points ago +14 / -1

I lived in a condo association for 5 years in my 20’s. Terrible to like in housing associations like that, it’s like micro tyranny. Some of the old white hairs have all day long to sit and watch for something to complain about.

Those are the micro Soros’

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tooanalytical 11 points ago +12 / -1

Tell them that for every dollar they fine you, you’ll donate a dollar to the Trump campaign.

Hell, I’ll even donate with you!

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hloblart 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just project Trump Pence on to the side of your house, then it isn't a sign, its a projection. I hope the neighbor is close enough to be kept up at night by the light.

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Pleepleus 6 points ago +7 / -1

Got any flags? Better yet you can get creative with Christmas lights.

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Ronaldus 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's weak! Obviously you need more signs. Better get busy. hehe

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Buckmaw 5 points ago +5 / -0

You signed the covenants, live with results. Next time, no HOA.

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MaximusKekimus 5 points ago +5 / -0

But he still lives in America and has first amendment rights

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cciv 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doesn't apply to private contracts.

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Mong_Verhofstadt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Inalienable rights.

Irrevocable.

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NoTimeToBleed 4 points ago +4 / -0

At MAGA Estates, you get fined for not enough signs!

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DaoDeDickinson 5 points ago +6 / -1

HOAs were always one giant infringement on the 2nd amendment and a conspiracy to perpetuate the aesthetic tastes of feudal lords.

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Serioussurfaholic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well I don't know. I think that garage door is just crying out for a collage of signage myself. And I will say they could be better arranged...

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TexasPiper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Walk into the next meeting, drop trou and snake a deuce right there and wipe with that fucking ticket. Leave singing the national anthem. 🖕🇺🇸

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Trumpnado_warning 3 points ago +4 / -1

I would be honored to have you as my neighbor!

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Trumpluv77 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hell yeah Patriot!!

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tiredofwinning2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Open a go fund me. I’ll happily contribute so that you can afford more signs and more fines.

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Nice_n_tangy 2 points ago +3 / -1

I think I know someone who lives in your neighborhood 😉 rest assured, you're causing a stir.

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heisthestorm 2 points ago +3 / -1

Needs more.

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mostooge 2 points ago +3 / -1

While we all appreciate your enthusiasm, couldn't your time and money be put to a more productive use? Why give a HOA your money? We have a country to save.

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mostooge 0 points ago +1 / -1

Money is power, if you want to give your money to your HOA, your choice.

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SoldierOnFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t mess with an HOA, they can destroy you if you break their rules. Should be illegal.

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Censorddit 2 points ago +3 / -1

Fight it in court HOA is bullshit.

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FactsOverFeelings 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cool Prius.

  • Nobody Ever.
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HalfKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love the bumper stickers. I still got mine on my car. People still honk!

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BasilMission 2 points ago +3 / -1

Cool signs, but what’s with that fagget ass car? Get an F150 and hang a huge Trump flag from it

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AynRand 2 points ago +3 / -1

Rebellion starts with the HOA...

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TheJimmReaper 2 points ago +3 / -1

So you can have bushes & shrubbery, you can even have fake plastic shrubbery... But you can't have too many fake plastic signs because they say TRUMP

Lol how petty do these dipshits have to be?

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Dumdum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do we need to send you some $?

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MaximusKekimus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes let’s do so for a 10x15ft trump sign

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Familyman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bless you!!

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Magamom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is the one in the middle say "no blow job"? 🤣

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Jimbo_MAGA 1 point ago +2 / -1

This puts a smile on my face every time!

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Keep_on_winning_kag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Face them toward the street.

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Bundleshee 1 point ago +2 / -1

I fucking hate hoas

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BritGroyper 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is a HOA?

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AenAllAin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who is on the HOA? Probably a Dem and an old person; probably scared to death of COVID... just threaten to cough on them if they fine you again or try to collect.

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Symko 1 point ago +1 / -0

I own your HOA. Double the Signs!!! That’s an order!

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StabBackAndStandBy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go to board members' houses in the dark of night. Put out even more signs in their lawns. Then call them out for hypocracy.

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TheManBehindTheBeard 1 point ago +2 / -1

It you drive a Prius...

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Jimmy_Russler 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just buy more signs every time they fine you

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Scrub_Anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Put out a CHAZ sign.

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Kameltoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

declare your home no longer part of the HOA, or better yet, why did you join a communist organization?