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TrumpMagaNoBama 185 points ago +186 / -1

NO ONE could have anticipated this happening!!!!

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sully 111 points ago +111 / -0

I thought this was literally impossible!

We obviously have to send in two social workers now!

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Grandfathers_Hands 93 points ago +93 / -0

If only there were a law against stabbing someone to death.

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RareMillennialPepe 64 points ago +64 / -0

If we would just ban assault knives!

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NeoDragoon 29 points ago +29 / -0

Where does that leave knife like objects? You know, like potato peelers...

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RareMillennialPepe 35 points ago +35 / -0

You can have one if you get a loicense and keep it locked in a safe.

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the-new-style 6 points ago +6 / -0

There is no offensive weapons loicense.

Any item you decide to wield a priori is considered an illegal weapon.

If they can prove you intended to use it as a weapon when you left the house with it, you'll be prosecuted.

aka shut your damn mouth

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Burto_87 3 points ago +3 / -0

/s?

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beta-detector 21 points ago +21 / -0

Maybe they should try Joe's advice next. Shoot the violent perps n the leg with a double barrel shotgun.

🤔

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GlacialSpeed 49 points ago +50 / -1

"Okay so guys we're gonna start sending social workers in bulletproof vests with guns, handcuffs, and tazers - but these ARE NOT cops. They are level-2 social workers."

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RedBloodofPatriotism 18 points ago +18 / -0

wheeze laughing 😂😂😂

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Thwok 9 points ago +9 / -0

With combat training to .... um ... remove ... the um ... undesirables from society .... safely without getting hurt and .... oh wait .... shit ...

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Pedeville 0 points ago +1 / -1

Undesirables?!?! Why do you hate black people you racist?!?!?!?????

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MagaSoldier 1 point ago +1 / -0

You just made the link between black and undesirables you are the true racist

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

You really should add (sarcasm) tag, but I see what you did there :)

Well played :)

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thought it was obvious

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Damiano 16 points ago +18 / -2

It's okay it wasn't a hate crime.

Besides, she was white so she had it coming with her White Privilege and all.

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Pedeville 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine being white and thinking you could arrest black people, what a racist privileged person smh

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Whoopies_tds 2 points ago +2 / -0

That should fix the problem 👆

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MooseKnukl3 31 points ago +31 / -0

1 social worker to get stabbed and another to make an emergency call to get another sent

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MooseKnukl3 11 points ago +11 / -0

Then the one that shows up makes an emergency call to report several dead bodies to social worker command center.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cF3ocZu4cZo

It would look like this, but instead of lazers they would shoot water guns

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beta-detector 7 points ago +7 / -0

Maybe they should have a SWAT team of social workers.. you know, just without any military/police equipment of course.Pink pussy hats should be enough.

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prayinpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Social

Workers

Attempting

Toughness

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

Super

Woke

Attention

Tards

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beta-detector 2 points ago +2 / -0

Social

Workers

Aggravation

Team

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

So THEY are stacking bodies ... their own...

Um. Seems like this is the wrong way to win a war of attrition ....

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chewsoap 14 points ago +14 / -0

Only if they're diverse.

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CrackerSmurf2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like your spirit but we have to send a nearly exact binary match only blacks to help blacks and whites just need to get them donuts and milk...

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dont forget the foot-washes

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arminius009- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cue Simon clip from demolition man.." oh 6 of you?" Proceeds to violently beat the crap out of all six while san angeles police watch in horror at actual violence taking place wondering how its possible

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb21_qI90pE

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PezzShivers 13 points ago +13 / -0

You know the police right now are leaning back in their chairs around a big meeting table with their feet posted up on the table being like.. Told you so.

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purplemer 2 points ago +2 / -0

apart from the stabber

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JohnBarron 108 points ago +108 / -0

That twitter is a fucking lie. The guy showed up at her place of work, barged in to her office and stabbed her to death. He had mental illness and was under the suspicion she was trying to have him evicted. Shit's actually really sad, she was just working as a social worker like your average social worker does. She wasn't trying to "de-escelate" anything. Fake News pushes from both sides.

https://policetribune.com/seattle-social-worker-murdered-by-client-as-city-wants-to-replace-cops-with-social-workers/

Edit for some clarification see my comment below

I'm not arguing that the point isn't valid, but what he is doing is using the same tactics the left and msm use, telling a lie, twisting a scenario to push an agenda. Even though I side with the agenda, it's not the way..

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Pederella 33 points ago +33 / -0

It still demonstrates the absurdity of expecting untrained, unarmed, physically ill-suited social workers to deal with violent situations (no matter the reason for the violence) which is a common police situation.

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JohnBarron 26 points ago +26 / -0

no one (especially me) is saying that the idea isn't absurd to begin with. I'm just calling out the twitter account for fabricating shit to grab attention to oppose something, just like fake headlines from msm.

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LORD_RM 15 points ago +15 / -0

Agreed on all counts, good work pede

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AnointedVisions 14 points ago +14 / -0

Im glad pedes still try to keep this place free of fake news and circlejerks

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Wtf_socialismreally 11 points ago +11 / -0

I guess this is one of those trust but verify moments.

However, if this happens to a social worker that isn't even in the violent situations, imagine what happens to them if they are.

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JohnBarron 9 points ago +9 / -0

I agree, I'm just attempting to maintain integrity here.

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WassermanSchultz 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thanks. I don't like being fed BS from either side.

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Pederrr 5 points ago +7 / -2

I think the point they're trying to make is valid though, social worker killed. Cops are necessary

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JohnBarron 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm not arguing that the point isn't valid, but what he is doing is using the same tactics the left and msm use, telling a lie, twisting a scenario to push an agenda. Even though I side with the agenda, it's not the way..

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AmmoniumHydroxide 24 points ago +24 / -0

But but, stabbing someone is illegal

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Thwok 6 points ago +6 / -0

Was the knife's fault. Ban all knives (and sharp objects).

Oh wait ... George Carlin was several steps ahead of me: jump right to banning people with large/strong hands.....

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batboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

No no no what youve got to do is make the knife manufacturer responsible for the murder. Because that makes sense

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Tokens_Worth 14 points ago +14 / -0

Imagine the scene

A violent yahoo
A fat Biden voter

"Ok I trained for this is college, Ok, YOU ARE A VALUEABLE PERSON! VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANS..."

stabbed to death. Bleeding out the face. 'this is drumpfs fault....'

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BasteSpuds 5 points ago +5 / -0

All together now. #"NO fascist USA!"

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svartchimpans 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey hey ho ho The stabwound in my face has got to go! Hey hey ho ho Criminals must stop if we tell them so! Hey hey ho ho Ow Ow Ow Please send police and medic!!!

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Thwok 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most likely became a conservative in the end (just a bit too late).

You know the saying: a progressive is one mugging away from being a conservative.

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RememberSodom 12 points ago +12 / -0

Should have sent in two social workers.

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BasteSpuds 3 points ago +3 / -0

Three is two, two is one and one is none is the next remedy. That'll surely work! Look guys, I'm helping!!1

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FlamingButBased 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am SHOCKED I tell you, S H O C K E D.

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Mintap 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fact check: fat chick

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol. Focusing on the important issues, I see

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh damn.

Top kek.

I gotta wipe up the result of the spit-take now ...

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terablelizard 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would start feeling very stabby myself if I'd been sent a ham planet

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CLF3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Meh. One way or another, the commies gotta go.

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terablelizard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah like that couple that felt the need to bike through Turkmenistan and were subsequently captured by muslims & swiftly beheaded.

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SryServiceDown 5 points ago +7 / -2

It's sad that she lost her life.

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PezzShivers 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's wrong to laugh lol but your title just made it funny for some reason

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Wrexxis780 5 points ago +5 / -0

QUICK! SEND ANOTHER SOCIAL WORKER FOR THE SOCIAL WORKER!

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terablelizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just lol'd

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BasteSpuds 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah but what about the social worker?

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Wrexxis780 2 points ago +2 / -0

Keep sending more social workers!

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BasteSpuds 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're all dead. I've got this lunch lady that says she's with the shits though..

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

“We need some more FBI guys”

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Wtfbombs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just ban all sharp knives

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RealAozolai 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’ll admit, I laughed and I don’t give a fuck. Libtards get what they asked for.

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YourMamma57 4 points ago +4 / -0

must have had a long knife to hit something vital under all that blubber... bless her heart

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jack1989 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL

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DebbieinDallas 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry for her murder which was caused by politicians. The mentally ill should not be in charge of anything. Liberalism is a mental disease. Used to be just a few, now it’s half the country. War.

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TheSwiftPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s so tragic because you know these people sincerely believe that their socialist fantasies will make the world a better place. They truly believe that they’re helping people. And then reality hits and they just become another statistic.

Doubly sad when you realize the politicians peddling this BS don’t even believe their own crock and don’t care how many poors die over it.

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Mark-McAwesome 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bet she feels like a real dumb dumb for getting stabbed to death, very unprofessional

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brassmule 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why didn't she just social work harder?

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Guildpro101 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would feel bad for her..... buuuut she likley supported defunding the police and the corupt commies who pushed that BS.

ElectionsHaveConsequences

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beta-detector 3 points ago +3 / -0

Her family should sue the city into oblivion.

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Space_Force 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a shame that common sense is no longer so common anymore.

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CrackerSmurf2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alright we sent the wrong kind of social worker in...Send in one of the blackseseseses.

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Joeshmoe91 3 points ago +3 / -0

Instant gratification

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TrumpsFavorite 3 points ago +3 / -0

How you like them stupid prizes?

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BloodDe 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's okay she's white.

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NotADocileLady 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let it happen.

Shhhhhh....

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misterLahey 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's really hard not to laugh at this.

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JIVEprinting 2 points ago +2 / -0

whoa

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KoalaTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

She got stabbed, not shot. An unfortunate example, but ultimately it proves that guns aren't what kill people, lunatics do. They just use the tools that are available to them.

Or I guess if they take everyone's guns, they take the knives too. Everyone gets a government issued spork to use for all kitchen related matters.

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Damiano 2 points ago +3 / -1

Some years ago, I did a lot of work with police departments, fire departments, EMS, and the like.

Having a heart attack, call 911, and ask for an ambulance? Police are dispatched too... because you never know what you're sending people into in an emergency situation.

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thelastlast 2 points ago +3 / -1

now..I'm just spitballing here..but could we keep this going a little longer? I mean, didn't the world just get one person better?

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terablelizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too bad she'll vote from the grave in 2022 if we don't fix this election shit STAT,

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Killed by Client"

Are joggers called clients now?

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MZak 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL, We all knew this was coming. What did you expect to happen.

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suntzu30 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember in college, I met this professor from Switzerland.

He's anti-gun, so he got in trouble because he didn't want a (free) machinegun in his home as mandated by the Swiss government.

He claimed that he would rather talk down a potential home invader than to whip out an STG556.

I thought he was a nutter back then, but then I realized that this guy could vote...

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Bruno 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure next time though, you can DEFINITELY talk that criminal down.

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DeepWinter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’d feel bad buuuuut she’s white and supported this shit. You get what you yadda yadda...

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wanna be inside these retards heads when they're standing there realizing that there is a reason MS-13 members need to be arrested by people with guns

They all honestly deserve it, fuck these guys are dumb as all shits

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Axodeth 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you get what you demand.....

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Desert_Covfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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TheRoyalRob 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if as she was getting murdered... if she thought.

"Oh, this is why cops have guns"

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