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Magamom 74 points ago +75 / -1

His wife is chinese... probably was a mole after all.

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deleted 68 points ago +68 / -0
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AngryCitizen 11 points ago +11 / -0

He strikes me as an asexual person

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TrumpyOldMan 10 points ago +10 / -0

He strikes me as a robot

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AngryCitizen 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wonder if he is medicated on some custom combo of stimulants, micro-dosing lsd or whatever so he can not react emotionally or have other tells and giveaways in his demeanor and testimony.

Can’t have any slip ups or blushing when stakes are so high!

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ReticulatingSplines 2 points ago +3 / -1

Reptilian.

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SurfandTurf 18 points ago +18 / -0

Also, she’s ugly.

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Trump_in_2020_Pedes 14 points ago +15 / -1

Have you seen him? He's no prize. :P

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SurfandTurf 16 points ago +16 / -0

But he’s rich as fuck. Dumbass married the first chick who actually fuck him.

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knightofday 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup. She’s his handler imo, ffs he even asked Xi to name his baby lmao

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fuck Facebook, Facebook is assho

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Youvebeenliedto 15 points ago +15 / -0

Always been that weird rumor hes a decendant of the rockefeller's. Might not be so weird now considering how he created Facebook.

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GODwins76 22 points ago +23 / -1

DARPA LifeLog

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Normal 8 points ago +9 / -1

You know Facebook started as CIA op that made senator uncomfortable so the "defunded" it and moved it off government book and created Facebook. I forget the code name of the original project but it shouldn't be too hard to find.

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slangin_paint 8 points ago +8 / -0

LifeLog

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rando_calrissian 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, Facebook never managed to get in to China. They tried a lot but China always said no.

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TownesVanCamp 35 points ago +35 / -0

All we have to do is destroy his motherboard.

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TownesVanCamp 29 points ago +29 / -0

In magnets

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Dialectic 7 points ago +7 / -0

KEK

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milonie 12 points ago +12 / -0

Disassembly him SLOWLY. While all his sensors are active...

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TwoBitBeachBum 5 points ago +5 / -0

This gave me a good laugh.

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M_DMA 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's part lich part robot. You also need to find the phylactery and destroy it. He might be part vampire too- so a stake to the heart wouldn't go amiss.

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TownesVanCamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hit him with the trifecta then.

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TownesVanCamp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Salt water is more conductive

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KillaryBillary 7 points ago +7 / -0

A pool of liberal tears.

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homertone 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe use some kind of gamma ray gun on him.. photons.. i don't know what kills that kind of creature.

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TownesVanCamp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Magnets

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raver9876 32 points ago +32 / -0

We don't have to execute Mark, we can just take his batteries out.

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Dialectic 13 points ago +13 / -0

Remove batteries, then shoot with firing squad just to be certain.

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GODwins76 5 points ago +6 / -1

a squadron of tanks.

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dykstra89 3 points ago +3 / -0

plz

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raver9876 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh you’re right there’s also the possibility that Mark is part lizard. Well then, we can just put him into a really cold room and he won’t be able to do very much damage.

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PotatoFarmer20 28 points ago +28 / -0

Facebook is a DARPA program that was orginally called Lifelog. It was created to be the basis for a scoial credit scoring and spying program globally.

Feb 4, 2004 - DARPA kills Lifelog progam because the public found out .mil was spying on them thru the black budget.

Feb 4, 2004 - Facebook created with the entire board of directors from the DARPA program on their board.

Zuck the Cuck is just a frontman who has been paid hansomely to pretend to be the creator. The feud with the Winklevoss twins is simply a cover story. The "it orginated at Harvard" story is simply a cover.

Twitter is another DARPA program turned public company.

Google is another.

Now ask yourself, if the govt created and paid for these programs, who owns them?

Thats right, we the people own them, and the fact they are being used to suppress speech and dissent is truly sick.

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GODwins76 5 points ago +6 / -1

Burn it to the ground!

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You_Aint_Black 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aren’t there Harvard graduates who remember using it for the first time at their school? I was in college when it came out and I definitely remember it only being able to be accessed by college students because it was invented at some college (don’t remember whether i heard it was Harvard at the time, probably did).

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PotatoFarmer20 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just because it was first debuted PUBLICLY at Harvard doesnt mean it didnt exist and wasn't being used before that. Look into the Lifelog program from DARPA.

I believe it was first publicly deployed at the "elite, prestigious Harvard U".

Remember the Clinton era program 'Big Brother' that was shot down in flames over privacy invasion concerns? "Everyone should carry a tracker so the govt can keep us safe". Then celebs and media started glamorizing cell phones. Now you carry a lo-jack with a HD condenser mic and HD camera everywhere you go?

Facebook released at Harvard (publicly it was the first release) and then "begrudgingly" they allow non Harvard ppl on there. Then they lower the age. And before you know it, everyone is on there cuz its coooooooolllll. People were asleep to the evil. Now they see it, but its nearly too late. Nearly...

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You_Aint_Black 3 points ago +4 / -1

That does seem like accurate information but do you have any links or recommended reading that I could glean some more details from?

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PotatoFarmer20 7 points ago +7 / -0

You may or may not like what turned me onto the DAARPA angle. That i found out about from Q. Researched it. Its true. Turn the bottom bar on your browser on. You'll see each site direct thru Google and Facebook. Firefox shows it.

https://www.qnotables.com/post/cia-project-lifelog-and-facebook-one-in-the-same

Any more you'll have to find yourself

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tom_machine [S] 18 points ago +20 / -2

Well why the fuck don’t we.

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tom_machine [S] 10 points ago +11 / -1

I agree with that. I think we are at a point where laws still have a chance of being enforced to protect the Republic. And I’m willing to wait it out until every vestige of legal remedy has been exhausted. And God Willing, that will be enough to get the job done.

However I’m still completely fine with killing Fuckerburg in effigy via text post.

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GODwins76 2 points ago +3 / -1

FUCK YOU ZUCK

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CCGJoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Flynn

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Fluffy_Indigo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump is about the only one who can be that man. He has 75 million of us united and holds the most powerful public position in the world right now. If he doesn't do it, no one ever will.

It's time for Trump to cross the Rubicon and we'll be with him.

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highenergywinning 10 points ago +10 / -0

I pray you are right

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Waco419 8 points ago +8 / -0

From your lips to God's ears.

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Jasongraham503 8 points ago +8 / -0

Zuckerberg is not an American Citizen, he is a Global Citizen and a member of the world community. He only lives and works in America because he likes the benefits but he has no loyalty to this nation or any other.

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Deplorable_Yankee 7 points ago +7 / -0

Totally okay with that.

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MaximusKekimus 6 points ago +6 / -0

I fucking hope so. It will forever wipe that smug POS smile off his face

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ThisIsHowItStarts 5 points ago +5 / -0

Eat shit commie!

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MagaGang2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

im ok with it.

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Heckles 4 points ago +4 / -0

Praying every day for this.

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scarfacexxx 4 points ago +4 / -0

we can dream, right

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Normietard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wouldn't that be considered cruelty to animals though because you would be killing a Lizard person?

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GODwins76 1 point ago +2 / -1

not if he's a robot lizard person.

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dykstra89 3 points ago +3 / -0

all we gotta do is meme it into reality. never fails.

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chopz 3 points ago +3 / -0

use a dull, rusty sword.

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LadyLuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder if a magnetic mine would stick to Zuckerberg's leg.

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Skogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of course it would.

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happyharold 2 points ago +2 / -0

I couldn't agree more

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PaulieM91 2 points ago +2 / -0

How exactlty does one execute an android?

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TheAmericanImmigrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

We gotta make sure this will happen to all traitors!

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TrumpAndGodWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Adversity makes men, prosperity makes monsters."

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alienjesus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would rather see this than anything else! He’s going to hell regardless!

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mickusa1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ll watch and laugh..

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mostooge 2 points ago +3 / -1

I've never saw someone so wealthy, yet still be a loser. Oh I forgot Dorsey, Bezos, Cook, Pichai, and Gates.

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bigchubby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hopefully we can give a new meaning to “ Swing State” when it’s time for his sentencing

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AnaMerican_1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fact.

I hope that they carry his Gallows Vacation on FB Live. Just saying. I mean, at that point, under the provisions of EO 13898, it will have been seized and made a public utility under the USG, so it should be a pretty simple thing to manage.

Don't forget that there is little (and, by little, I mean zero) doubt that his wife is every bit as deep in the Treason Trough. It'll be a couples retreat to The Gallows Resort and Swing.

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looksawesome 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this real? Is Mark Suckmydick really going to be executed? :D

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DebbieinDallas 2 points ago +2 / -0

If anyone on TD has a facebook account then you are part of the problem. And dont give me this crap about how its the only way to keep up with what your kids or grandkids are doing.

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DonnieT3000 2 points ago +2 / -0

What if a few hours before the execution he has to go on Ellen and dance with a quivering chin and tears in his eyes while doing the nerdiest running man you’ve ever seen?

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Zanesapphire 2 points ago +2 / -0

What when is this happening?

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SpezWifesBull 2 points ago +2 / -0

Harvard faggot

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Wood_Shampoo1 2 points ago +2 / -0

May he rot in hell

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tiffany46 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not going to happen but thank you for letting me hope

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OGAmerica 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is CIA commie scum

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GodzillaV 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't blue ball me like this.

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AngryCitizen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Orrrr... he will get away with everything and continue to be super rich and never face a legal consequence.

Either way we agree: he should be tried and hanged in the Public Square. Hey livestream it on Facebonk for maximum Justice!

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tooanalytical 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t you mean decommissioned instead of executed?

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tom_machine [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

No.

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tooanalytical 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can’t execute a robot. Executions require a living being.

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tom_machine [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Fair enough.