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MI_MAGA 162 points ago +163 / -1

Wipe it down, like with a cloth?

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Jestre 76 points ago +78 / -2

I fully expect they'll find Bill Clinton's jizz stain on one of the machines during the forensic audit

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braveContrarian 17 points ago +17 / -0

shit the machines needed to give consent? men just cant get a break can we.

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HockeyMom4Trump 24 points ago +24 / -0

This goes without saying. Of course Clinton will have at least one semen stain on a Dominion voting machine.

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WikkiWikki420 12 points ago +12 / -0

Who says the only fluid has to semen? I mean at his age and possible medical conditions... He might well have a port on him for his colonoscopy bag but.... what was I talking about again, because I am a little bit inebriated. That's right! Fluids!!!

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drunclejim 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just a little bit of gender fluid

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WikkiWikki420 1 point ago +1 / -0

You wouldn't happen to have any of that trannie fluid, would ya? Apparently my car ain't shifting in to gear and they say it's because I am low on trannie juice.

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't get any on ya!

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InSaNeOldGuy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Epstein didn't kill himself. I'll bet these upper level DemonRATS are scared shitless right about now. Gotta know this fuckery goes all the way to the top.

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shragae 2 points ago +2 / -0

They aren't scared.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those women in GA that are on tape might want to be careful. They are loose ends and the DNC won't hesitate to set up an "accident"

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RussianAgent13 7 points ago +7 / -0

Perhaps on several.

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LIBERTYPEWPEW 6 points ago +6 / -0

*Hunter Biden has entered chat

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Why are there all these candies on the floor by the voting machine?"

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Fecal_Fetus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah yes... The long forgotten clinton ghost nut.

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OrangeFruitGood 13 points ago +13 / -0

I came in here to make a joke about Hillary's e-mails, but the top comment beat me to the punch.

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Jackhererer 13 points ago +13 / -0

I hear Big Mike is great at wiping things down with his balls. From an anonymous source. *psst jts barry

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Bearpapa 14 points ago +15 / -1

Bahahaha where is BIG MIKE? Joan Rivers was not joking when she said BIG MIKE IS A TRANNY!

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King5150 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's why Joan is no longer with us...the routine facelift was the perfect Killary MO.

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Shitposter69 11 points ago +11 / -0

Acid wash! With HCl!

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TootsMcGoots 87 points ago +88 / -1

This really is what it all comes down to.

If they were honest and didn't cheat they could end this at ANY POINT by giving us access to the machines and/or doing a signature verification!!

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TypicalEd 69 points ago +71 / -2

Brian Kemp suggest signature verifcation and the next day his daugher's boyfriend is blown up -- I mean is in a deadly car accident. What odd timing...

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Bearpapa 25 points ago +27 / -2

Exactly but the problem is the Republicans have to stop being so nice and letting the Dems get away with everything. Part of this is because the Dems pay off Republicans. Expose the election fraud criminals and arrest them.

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Destineed369 42 points ago +42 / -0

They’re not being nice. They’re in on the corruption too. Trump fucked up the gravy train and turned it into a Trump train.

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ThePantsParty 24 points ago +25 / -1

I don’t know how people keep believing that somehow “Republican” is equivalent to patriot/MAGA. The establishment republicans hate trump no less than the dems, and wanted Biden too because he’s basically identical to them and will work with them.

The republicans are not our friends, and we need to stop falling for the grift. We’re taking over the party slowly, but it’s still mostly the swamp right now.

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fdagasfd 8 points ago +9 / -1

I agree, but as long as Trump is affiliated with R party I'd say voting R in general down-ticket only helps us/Trump's influence. (Obvious exceptions would be R's who have tried to bury Trump/anti-MAGA.)

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NerBolanski 6 points ago +6 / -0

We also have to be careful.lot of liberals and progressive libertarians want to pollute the MAGA movement.

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BornAgainPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

The sheep are seeing the gate open and are running out.

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HockeyMom4Trump 18 points ago +19 / -1

If they did not cheat, they would welcome it, just to prove us wrong.

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Bearpapa 12 points ago +13 / -1

Exactly if they could not be altered and did not cheat they could go on national TV and say go ahead show fraud or how things were altered and if it could not be done it would be game over. They got caught and these are serious crimes.

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Weero 9 points ago +9 / -0

Indeed. Not being able to admit one is wrong seems weird to me. I LOVE being right. So much that I'll admit I'm wrong, just to be right.

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Guruchild 11 points ago +11 / -0

If Biden really won so bigly they’d be tripping over their tranny balls to prove us wrong. We know why they aren’t.

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steini1904 4 points ago +4 / -0

Absolutely not. They're buying time until they're done with the coverup. If we ever get to look at the signatures, the machines and a nation wide recount, we'll find there is nothing left to see and Trump got in fact only 60 million votes....

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guitarmastershredder 61 points ago +62 / -1

We are in stage 3 Crisis.... NEVER LET THEM GET TO STAGE 4 (Normalization)

You MUST watch the following advice from Yuri Bezmenov before you can continue with life. He explains exactly how communists do it.

https://youtu.be/IQPsKvG6WMI

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TrudeauIsAsshoe 32 points ago +35 / -3

I will always upvote Yuri. That being said, normalization is already very much happening. So many people are going on about a new normal, and are just accepting the idea that life will never be the same. MASSIVE pushback was needed against all of this months ago. Just how much Trump's victory will help remains to be seen, but I doubt he'll be able to save the world on his own. The people will need to step up and heavily push back as well. Best case scenario is that in his inauguration speech he says: "Fuck masks, fuck socialist distancing, fuck the vaccine, fuck everything that's happened since March. Live like you always have, or fuck off to China".

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DukeNasty2020 20 points ago +21 / -1

https://youtu.be/eF4Zdcotjbg

This video explains in some detail how soros does it

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guitarmastershredder 9 points ago +10 / -1

Thank you very much!!! We MUST NEVER LET THEM DO IT!

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InRevelation12now 8 points ago +8 / -0

Watching this vid now - didn't get past 1st 45 seconds before realizing that the media description for the USSR back then fits exactly to the media we have now - except instead of being a front for the KGB it's a front for clowns_in_america. Propaganda and disinformation used to be illegal inside the US bc of Smith-Mundt, which was repealed during Obumer years. Now it's routinely used against the American public. I fucking hate it with a passion. I picture myself as like the newbie substitute for the tank crew in the movie Fury who gets transformed into a Nazi hating/killing machine - yes, exactly like that.

Listening to the stages - seems that one is missing - RAGE. That's the stage I'm in. It's not going to subside until DJT 2nd term is confirmed. (Yes, I recognize we're in stage 3.)

"Pumping ideology into soft heads." They missed my head - or maybe my skull was a little too hard? So, we need to ship all the lefties to commie countries so that they can be kicked in the balls by commie military - nice.

Normalization - everyone must wear a mask. Even when you're inside your own home, when you're at a restaurant, take it off only to shove food in your mouth, put it back on to chew. No Thanksgiving, no Christmas, no fun, but BLM/ANTIFA riots are okay. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!!!!!!

If this isn't corrected by Dec 14, EVERY SINGLE PATRIOT IN THE USA NEEDS TO SHOW UP IN DC ON JAN 6, 2021.

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dakin116 6 points ago +6 / -0

Even when GEOTUS gets his 2nd term we're going to need to push back on governors and mayors as they won't stop with the masks. I try to set example by never wearing but so many cucks just go along with it

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Notablitheringidiot 7 points ago +8 / -1

Meh, until people start calling out one of the major domestic forces driving this shit, nothing will change.

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Desert_Covfefe 5 points ago +6 / -1

good day to be a rope salesman. yes or yes.

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Yewki 41 points ago +42 / -1

Why the fuck is GA actually FIGHTING to lift the order? Do they realize how bad this looks? Half of GA thinks the election was rigged. This goes beyond following normal procedures. They’re either morons or trying to hide something (or both)

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Supersaiyanbroly737 32 points ago +33 / -1

They don't care how it looks. They just want to be in power. And they'll get it if they destroy the evidence.

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fdagasfd 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is the Democrat MO. "What subpoena'd server? You mean the destroyed one? Oopsie!"

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Ithrowawaay 10 points ago +10 / -0

“At this point, what difference does it make?”

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becky21k 8 points ago +8 / -0

They're desperate to hide the truth. If they don't get busted they can wipe this from the news after

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WilburPudding 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s not about being in power anymore. They’ll do anything to just not be in cuffs.

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BigPanda71 20 points ago +21 / -1

What choice do they have at this point? The fraud is clear as day and the best they can hope for is a sympathetic judge that allows them to wipe the machines.

If they had nothing to hide, they would have done signature verification when they did the manual recount. But considering the thousands of Trump votes that were missed on the initial count found during the recount(which they tried to wipe out with 10k fake Biden votes that got caught) it’s pretty clear that no one in GA government has any interest in actually conducting a free and fair election.

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TypicalEd 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're scared Trump will declare martial law and send in the military to count and audit votes. If they destroy the fake votes, they'll be missing in a real count, but if they don't they'll risk them getting caught.

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POOP_SMEARED_TITTIES 7 points ago +7 / -0

Because like political correctness, the idea behind communist ideaology is to shame people into accepting such a big lie (the 'Normalization' stage Yuri talks about). It's OBVIOUS that it's fake, so forcing people to accept it even when they know it's false is demoralizing.

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Jestre 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yes

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LoobintheToobin 30 points ago +32 / -2

But please officer, I just have to clean up this bloody mess I made before we leave.

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Grond999 14 points ago +15 / -1

The police were assisting the crime scenes. So here we are: 1 month out from the election and no arrests have been made.

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Notablitheringidiot 9 points ago +10 / -1 (edited)

TrUsT tHe PLan.

Sometimes I feel people underestimate how deep the rot goes.

Trump’s victory is more hanging by a thread than a “sure thing”.

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Grond999 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah...this is not a done deal. We don't know if judges have been blackmailed with sex tapes or threatened etc. Providing all goes well, a radical change has to happen in the next term. The swamp possibly grew during Trump's first term with no one significant going to the big house. That has to take a sharp correction and he has to start putting swamp behind bars. Trump needs help with the hiring process, so only true hard working patriots get important rolls. I'm listening to this now:
Crossroads with JOSHUA PHILIPP https://youtu.be/l7PCGfn_rXk

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TheRedRight 4 points ago +5 / -1

Said O.J Simpson as he enters the chat

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NukeVirginiaAndPenns 17 points ago +17 / -0

Or you know like bulldozing a school after shooting before we can go in and investigate and figure out what the hell happened

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OVERMENSCH 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yep that wouldn’t be weird at all

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GEOTUSMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based

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SwampPlumber 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which school was that?

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NukeVirginiaAndPenns 2 points ago +2 / -0

Both Sandy Hook and the one in Florida were bulldozed within days

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HUNK 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sandy Hook

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Johnfox13 15 points ago +16 / -1

Hey do you have a loicense for freedom of thoughts?

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Forte 14 points ago +16 / -2

Yuri is rolling over in his grave at what we're seeing now

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PittsburghSilverBug 11 points ago +12 / -1

Tim pool had a great metaphor, not sure if he stole it but he said if you hear a fire alarm and/or see smoke you call the fire department to come check it out. The fire department doesn't ask you if you have any evidence beyond that or if you have "proof" that there's a fire. They simply come check out the situation and investigate.

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lerm4comptroller 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's an okay metaphor, but I got one more apt to the situation:

The firewatch (not a random citizen) called the fire department, and now Democrats are screaming at the firewatch for proof of a fire. That's not their job: their job is to watch the forest and report if they think they see fire. And if that's not their job, then there is literally no point to hiring a firewatch in the first place. You know, unless you just want them there to be seen to make people feel better.

There you go; legit one-to-one, unlike comparing it to a random dude in an apartment you cover the point that these reports came from poll watchers, while also driving home that there is no legitimate reason to hire them if they aren't doing this.

That said, Tim still thinks this is a political debate and that's adorable. Don't make that mistake: these are the same people who spent years arguing that it was necessary to open a special counsel investigation into noncrimes based on rumors from 4chan reported by a foreign spy paid by the political opponents of the accused. Now, put those pieces together: we can't investigate elections even though all our normal avenues for reporting irregularities are at red alert, but we have to investigate any stupid rumor about our political opponents (and also stay home, don't talk to each other, and don't go to church). They're going full Stalin and not even hiding it. This isn't a political debate anymore.

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Arkful773 1 point ago +1 / -0

What’s a “fire watch” ? Never heard of it

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Doctor_Strangelove 8 points ago +9 / -1

BASED YURI

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Marshall 7 points ago +7 / -0

It was by the book. But the book was, "How to steal an Election."

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Svdden_Maga 6 points ago +7 / -1

I've been saying this already. You don't wipe the seized laptop with kiddy porn when you try and charge a pedophile for his crime. You also shouldn't wipe the seized ballot machines when investigating voter fraud....

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TheRedRight 6 points ago +7 / -1 (edited)

You know how the glove didn’t fit in the OJ Trial? They washed the gloves after doing the blood swabs and weren’t supposed to....( They wanted him to put the dirty gloves on in court )....but, the gloves wouldn’t dry quick enough to present them in court that day and they couldn’t get them out of the building to a cleaners ( chain of custody ) so they figured they’d just heat them a little to rush the evaporation.... it only took 30 seconds in the microwave and it shrank them 2 sizes.

They fucked the evidence.

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TheRedRight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolutely they did that. I watched the trial live and uncensored.

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AB-IXOYE 5 points ago +7 / -2

When all of this shit this is said and done and the fog of war clears, I propose a motion to all patriots, a caravan of Patriots from America and Canada travel to visit Yuris gravesite in Windsor Ontario.

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HuntersVD 5 points ago +7 / -2

Their lies and subterfuge is actually boring and pedestrian at this point. Fuck I hate these retards, for nothing else but being predictable and boring. They are literally fucking morons and mongoloids.

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Clarence_Thomas 4 points ago +6 / -2

Stop being racist, judges are supreme beings

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Pepe-von-Hayek 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is great. I love Yuri.

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-STIMUTAX- 4 points ago +4 / -0

You mean like bulldozing a Muslim training camp designed to teach terrorist school shooters after the death of a child on site? Sounds way too crazy to be true. /s

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PEDErpants 4 points ago +4 / -0

Have you seen the video this meme is from? One of the most insane predictive videos of all time from the 1980s.

https://youtu.be/Y9TviIuXPSE

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IllKissYourBoobies 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is some serious meme magic, here.

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Bearpapa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everything is so obvious and these people committed a serious crimes. They should be arrested and put in jail. And when they commit a crime and get arrested and are sent to jail...they will say you are a racist. Someone better get on those machines because we know there is corruption in Georgia.

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Titanius-anglesmith1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would assume they already wiped them and need the order reversed so they're not caught

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31Shepphard 3 points ago +3 / -0

In 1 👍

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Undo1913 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t let the millions of fraudulent votes and Venezuelan servers that count our ballots distract you from the fact that one Republican man allegedly attempted to register in a runoff he wasn’t supposed to according to the liberal media.

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Hoshi 3 points ago +4 / -1

It is called disinfecting it to keep people safe from the Coronavirus. Please also stand six feet from servers.

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flashersenpai 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol never seen this meme before nice combination

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NeoDragoon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gotta admit, I read this in his voice.

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Over_it_2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not only does it look bad, but the morons don’t realise that computer forensic experts can still recover the content, even if they use a government approved deletion system to wipe the content.

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MayITakeAOrdahPreez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Quality Yuripost

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mclsusan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hillary 101

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Pres_Trump 2 points ago +3 / -1

This doesn't persuade Dilbert.

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GunTottinPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

These corrupt people don’t need a judge to wipe the machines they probably already did all that, these people rigged an election you think they care about integrity now lol 100% they already removed anything incriminating from these machines

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SaltCommander365 2 points ago +2 / -0

WE the PATRIOTS already have the machines. We caught them on Election Day. We have white hat warriors out there catching everything . Trump just wants them to bust the machines open , so we can show everyone what they erased , once they open them up and say“ whoopsie we like literally erased everything”.....No problem , we got a back up copy for that ass.

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StraightWhiteCisMale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do they even have a reason? What reason are they giving?

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Bullet3250 2 points ago +2 / -0

FBI will arrive in Georgia soon, with cases of IMMUNITY DEALS pre-signed by Christopher Wray.

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EdisonHwy 1 point ago +1 / -0

More space on the laptop storage cabinet for a batch of thumb drives. /s

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remindmelater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Democrats have no moral compass...there is literally no low too low for the devil....who seems to be having a field day...year....

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Mcdaguc 2 points ago +4 / -2

Side of beef did it, now they all want to!

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Democrats have been “cleansing” everything lately. With acid baths, hammers or whatever!

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Schroeder09 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which satanic commies are arguing for this now? Can you share a link?

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get_that_bozo 2 points ago +2 / -0

NO REASON AT ALL, WE JUST WANT TO PUT THE MACHINES AWAY, YEA, THAT'S THE TICKET!!