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TownesVanCamp 25 points ago +25 / -0

Holy shit this is some other level idiocy

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Averon 20 points ago +20 / -0

So let me get this straight. They want the government to have the power to take everything from everyone and redistribute it how they see fit so that the government has less power?

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ItGoWooWoo [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

You got it!

“The price is wrong, Bob.”

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glow-operator-2-0 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's the same argument where democrats abort babies but want to fuck children.

The basics of supply and demand just don't add up.

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glow-operator-2-0 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm still trying to get that joke delivered well in conversation.

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Recluse74 16 points ago +16 / -0

PETA needs to be called and that dog taken away...

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Dirk_Diggler 8 points ago +8 / -0

PETA? Why do you hate that dog so much?

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Recluse74 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol I dont hate dogs... love them. But that poor thing might be beyond fixing ;)

Just so everyone know.. I do not like PETA.... lol. It was just part of the joke.

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NeoDragoon 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think you mean the local humane society, because PETA will just kill it.

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don’t those crazy PETA cunts want to kill cats because they eat birds and mice? It’s not my cats fault! Both are female and born that way! Neither are white! Why are they being opposed? I got the first because of mice in our garage. Wouldn’t traps be wasteful? I’m recycling. Mice come in. Leave in a litter scoop. I was gonna kill the mice anyway. Isn’t this “rescuing” an animal? As if my fluffy killing machines need my help. Mice were gonna die. They are just litter fritters now.

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NeoDragoon 3 points ago +3 / -0

That may be their propaganda excuse, but they're against ALL animal domestication, and that humans should have zero interaction with animals. That's why kill rates skyrocket when they're put in charge of animal shelters or humane societies.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

PETA are a bunch of nasty vegans.

They kill animals but accuse others of not doing enough to help poor puppies and kittens.

Instead of actually helping animals, they spend donated money on billboards advertising veganism.

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 1 point ago +1 / -0

They love animals.... to death. Goddamn hypocrites. If they didn’t have double standards they wouldn’t have any damn standards at all!

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 1 point ago +1 / -0

In that note, don’t they advocate for getting animals fixed? Doesn’t seem pro choice to me. It’s their body and all.

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dindunufin2 2 points ago +2 / -0

How can you not like PETA? (People Eating Tasty Animals)

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becky21k 2 points ago +2 / -0

PETA needs to be called to take the human away

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Recluse74 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope... PETA, that dogs mind might be Jello by now.

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MarcusAurelius 8 points ago +8 / -0

Socialist: The government has too much power and abuses it.

Another Socialist: This is why we need to give all the power to the government.

Socialist: Stunning and brave.

At least hardcore libertarian/minarchists/anarchists have a valid point when they want to shut the government down.

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ItGoWooWoo [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am Cooter Brown for reference. I was only baiting them into such a response.

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Magafactured 3 points ago +3 / -0

You’re doing the work of the Lord himself, CB 👌

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LoobintheToobin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hahaha, the moral of Thanksgiving was, we tried socialism and it didn’t work. History over hysteria!

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Magafactured 4 points ago +4 / -0

At first I thought “Dom” might just be a dog, like his profile picture, because who is that stupid?
But as I read on I realized that “Dom“ was actually the stick that the dog was holding.

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everyone not carrying their weight loves the notion of socialism until it happens. The next Castro won’t give a single shit about your lesbian dance therapy degree of it doesn’t build sewers. You will be digging holes because the budget allow for machines. Look forward to trying to eat your pets. Odds are you aren’t strong enough. They will eat YOU, ya socialist fucktards.

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MAGAPAMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

If this isn't sarcasm then I hope this person wears a helmet during the day. Wouldn't want them to get any more brain damage.

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Hoshi 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is where you ask them if it is ok to give Donald Trump more power or not

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defroach84 1 point ago +1 / -0

After decades of the news telling them how to think they can no longer think for themselves. Everything is now evidence that socialism is the answer. All bad things are Drumpf's fault. Welcome to clown world folks! 🤡🌎

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FreedomDeliveries 1 point ago +1 / -0

the difference is that they think they personally will be the dictator in a socialist regime.