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Important Question: How can a handful of unobserved counters count votes faster after all the other counters go home than when the whole staff was present?
posted ago by bugsbunny +97 / -0

Answer: They can't, they cheated.

BONUS QUESTION: WHY DO THE TABULATORS COUNT FASTER AFTER MOST OF THE STAFF GOES HOME?

ANSWER: THEY CHEATED.

Answer: They can't, they cheated. BONUS QUESTION: WHY DO THE TABULATORS COUNT FASTER AFTER MOST OF THE STAFF GOES HOME? ANSWER: THEY CHEATED.
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– Cloudrdr 3 points ago +3 / -0

No ballots challenged in any way. No distractions. Heads down ramming perfect printed ballots into machine. PLUS, They gotta be getting BIG ASS underboard OVERTIME. Motivated people can be very effective in a sprint.

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– bugsbunny [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup.

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– TowerLake 2 points ago +2 / -0

This was a good question that was never answered.

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– Xpb104 2 points ago +2 / -0

Preloaded thumb drives

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– NoviceChovice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mathematical law is no defense.

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– BasedInFact 1 point ago +1 / -0

#youknow

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– blackratt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ballots had no folds i them....

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– dindunufin2 1 point ago +1 / -0

They were committing a crime, so of course, do it quickly.

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– AnointedVisions 0 points ago +1 / -1

Democracy! Because. BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! You bigot!

Stop thinking nazi thoughts

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