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Destineed369 75 points ago +75 / -0

Lol. “Make data great again”. Name checks out 👍

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HatnNewLognReqs 24 points ago +24 / -0

Nice catch. Bet that dude has never had to change paper out in a copier or printer before.

Why are people so dumb?

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Southern_Belle 7 points ago +7 / -0

No, they haven't changed paper.

The first thing I did was look over at my home office printer -- 500 sheets sitting under it.

That weighs nothing.

These people must have no real-life work experience.

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I brought in the mail today. Christmas magazines. 30 foot walk. I'm totally ripped now!

-D-bag Libtard

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BarronVonSaltzburg26 5 points ago +5 / -0

Makek STEM Education Great Again

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Bidensbrain2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

And that doesn't even take into account running the same ballots through the machine ten times!

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Nomad1 53 points ago +53 / -0

Goog will now change the results to say 500 sheets are 24 pounds. They will also put up fact checks and change the standard system of measurement. Hardware stores will be required to place warnings in windows for all who enter.

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AnointedVisions 15 points ago +15 / -0

NIST will have to make adjustments

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Bucktooth34 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fact-Checker: Does 500 sheets of paper weigh 24 pounds? Yes, when stacked with 10 other reams of paper it weighs 24 pounds.

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Bidensbrain2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deboonked! Simplest solution is to change the gravitational constant or the mass of the earth. And relabel all paper reams with OSHA heavy lift warnings.

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fehfeh 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was thinking 500 sheets of plywood?

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Heckles 34 points ago +34 / -0

Also they are on video scanning the same ballots multiple times.

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jubyeonin 24 points ago +25 / -1

His process is okay, but his retarded ass somehow thought there was only one suitcase.

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RedditStillSucks 16 points ago +16 / -0

I think the dude thinks that when it says 24lbs on the ream - that that is what it weighs. But what he is seeing is the bond weight of the individual sheets.

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Bonami 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes, I think this guy doesn't spend much time around paper. Let's ask him how to change the toner :)

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jubyeonin 5 points ago +6 / -1

Oh, that too. He was confusing a ream with a case. A case is like 10 reams. I think he just gOoGlEd iT and missed a zero in the sheet count or remembered most places sell 500 sheet reams and short circuited. Probably in his haste to write up something smart first thing in the morning. He also thinks pounds are a unit of mass.

If he didn't make so many assumptions that were wrong, he would have come up with the four suitcases. It was mostly his confirmation bias that he was right and everyone else was wrong that kept him from seeing the errors.

One look at the video, one thorough reading of the weight of a ream or case with sheet count, or one double take at why the result is so ridiculously high and he would have not looked like a complete moron.

The process can be good, but you always need to make sure your units are correct and your assumptions are correct. It reminded me of elementary school when the kids would write into the space for the next problem and they would try to solve the new problem using the numbers they got on the previous one. 😂

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Patriot3976 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude you would need a forklift or a non soy based diet to lift 24 lbs!!!

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pingpongdingdong 17 points ago +17 / -0

mistook a ream (500) for a case (10 reams = 5000). What a stupid fuck.

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Bucktooth34 5 points ago +5 / -0

The real scary part was the 1000's of blind followers who went along with it. No wonder fake news spreads so fast.

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lolpaladins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Having picked up and loaded many reams of paper in my life, and knowing, generally, how much things weigh, I can tell you that I do not put 24lbs of paper into the printer regularly, Unless we're talking about AR15s that also weigh the same as moving boxes!

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Averon 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's some heavy duty paper.

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Averon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, Imagine 184,000 of those stuffed in a suitcase.

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climatestatis 1 point ago +1 / -0

One might call it thick cardboard.

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thekindlyman555 14 points ago +14 / -0

TIL that my university textbooks weigh 20lbs each.

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HatnNewLognReqs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Definitely feels like that when you have tto walk a bag full of them from the outer planets where you park your car aaaaaallll the way to the lecture building

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Magafactured 11 points ago +11 / -0

The short answer is that 500 sheets of bond paper with a size of 17" by 22" have a weight of 20 pounds. The manufacturer would cut a sheet that big into four letter-size sheets, so a 500-sheet ream of 20-pound bond paper weighs 5 pounds.

Assuming the sheet of paper has a 20-pound “Weight“ (thickness), (like the Google-sourced example above) that’s 50 pounds for 5000 sheets. No problem putting that in a freaking suitcase.

And I'm no physicist, Denver Fred, but the constraints of a suitcase (as a container) would have to do with the metrics of volume and weight - wtf does “mass” have to do with this calculation?

Typical leftist, that guy.

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NeoDragoon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty sure weight is a means of measuring mass under the current gravitational force.

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Magafactured 6 points ago +6 / -0

Totally – I was pointing out that the debunker in the tweet above was referencing mass when attempting to demonstrate the impossibility of putting paper into a suitcase.

My point was that the mass of an object isn’t a limiting factor when placing that object in a suitcase. The limiting factors are volume (will it fit), and weight (can it be supported without breaking the suitcase).

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Bidensbrain2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

We were also told that the reason they were hidden under the table was they were too heavy to put anywhere else. So that checks out.

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Tseliteiv 9 points ago +9 / -0

Imagine writing 500 sheets of paper weighs 24 pounds... like, ever changed the paper in a printer before? ... ... .. . ..........

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TrumpTrainNov3 7 points ago +7 / -0

I bet this cucks next response was their default line when they've lost the argument- "you are a racist!"

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CovfefeVideo 6 points ago +6 / -0

1 Biden vote is 24 Biden votes (google it)

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JamesBlomey 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why can I pick up and carry a case of paper? Simple Fred Beck; never go full retard.

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 4 points ago +4 / -0

You’re Superman. It’s the only logical explanation.

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Google it!” Thats the go ti for all answers. Get fucked.

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Zskills 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agreeing with the narrative is more important than being factually correct.

When will you retard conservatives stop with all the math and logic stuff

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babyface 2 points ago +2 / -0

"We choose truth over facts"

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Morpheus75 4 points ago +4 / -0

500 sheets is 24 pounds? Must be 10000 weight paper if that's the case.

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CaptCorndog 3 points ago +4 / -1

This guys science is invalid... mass is not weight.

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analog_shitposter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah this jumped out at me too, what a bozo

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Ssoul 3 points ago +3 / -0

It takes many year of practice to reach that level of stupid. God bless him. His parents must be proud.

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NotDangerousGame 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see that common core math is really paying off

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Lars_Lindemann 3 points ago +3 / -0

He used 'mass' to sound more smarter. Thinks mass and weight are the same.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now take just 500 sheets and feed them through the tabulator over and over and over.

All they needed were enough fake ballots to fill each machine once, then rerun those same ballot however many more times to add up to the thousands needed to steal.

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AnointedVisions 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I never watched the video because I think it was one suitcase!”

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Zeriel 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're stupid, that's why they're Democrats.

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 2 points ago +2 / -0

No wonder my back hurt so much in school. Each text book weighed 24 lbs and combined they weighed 10,000 lbs somehow.

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WaffleBiscuit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leftists are liars and they're stupid

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dindunufin2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Facts? I do do facts, after all, I am a Liberal with feelings.

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DonttrustChina 1 point ago +1 / -0

TIL that a stack of paper weighs as much as an iron barbel plate of approximately the same size.

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TheSloth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pwned

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PEPEpeepee 1 point ago +1 / -0

I read somewhere that a ream of paper was actually only 5 lbs and the 20 lb moniker comes from the pre-cut rough paper.

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Alienboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

if you google this it now says 24lbs wow they really using this as the official defense now?

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Leave_The_Kids_Alone 1 point ago +1 / -0

The left can't make a point these days without being a dismissive snarky faggot. It's so obnoxious.

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TwelveMoreYears 1 point ago +1 / -0

just stupid, to answer your question

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Dallasguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mass isn't measured in pounds.

Science!

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Ampman69 1 point ago +1 / -0

2+2=🐟

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Bigsweaties 1 point ago +1 / -0

It doesn't matter how many votes there were. It can never be proven how many were compromised so they all must be tossed.

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BoilingEnema 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess they missed where they kept scanning the same ballots over and over

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MrVegan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those suitcases were insurance so 2016 didn’t happen again. This time they had the off button & back up. They couldn’t even rig it far enough. Means Biden had fewer than 40mil

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King_Boobus_Toobus 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

They say trust the science, not math.

"The standard office copy paper weight is most commonly called “20 lb. bond”. Standard office copy paper weighs approximately 10.0 lbs per 1000 sheets."

A typical case of office paper is 5,000 sheets, so 50 lbs.

That looks to be about the same amount that could have been held in one suitcase.

4 suitcases = 20,000 ballots

Run them through the counter at least three times = 60,000 votes.

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Crusty_Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

That doesn’t even factor in each ballot being counted 30 times lol