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Ithrowawaay 32 points ago +32 / -0

It’s the Michigan accent. Hard T’s get lost in the nasal passages.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 21 points ago +21 / -0

My wife can't understand me half the time. The other half of the time, I'm forced to speak the King's English instead of using my native Michigan accent.

True based Michiganders don't have time to fuck around. They're trying to say the damn thing as quickly as possible and get on their way, which is where much of the sass shows up.

They are all thinking, "With a lake every 5 miles in this state on average, I'd rather be fishing than talking to your dumb ass."

Plan B: "Not to mention there's 20-30+ deer per square mile."

Note: Michigan and Indiana DNR doesn't bother tracking deer numbers anymore (i.e. completely unregulated deer populations in both of those states). Texas averaged 15 deer per square mile which is good enough for 5th back in 2016.

https://archive.is/AZi7R

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Sprig 5 points ago +5 / -0

Come hunt in NJ. They have 120+ deer per square mile, if you can believe it.

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Scroon 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a lot of deer.

I never got into hunting, but with that many deer I would feel like I would have to.

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Dr707 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you buy a vehicle over 2500 lbs they make you take hunter's safety as well

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Ithrowawaay 5 points ago +5 / -0

it’s more Canadian, but similar.

We tend to harden certain vowels, like “a” and omit consonants in our nose.

“Car” comes out more like “care”

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Fenianlad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oof. If you were to put side by side someone from outer burough NYC and someone like her from the upper Midwest you’d see they aren’t even close. They’re both just... a little extreme.

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figneugent 8 points ago +10 / -2

sounds valleygirley

mixed with ebonix

black people say it like "threh unned"

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Ithrowawaay 3 points ago +5 / -2

She’s definitely dialing up the valley girl with the inflection.

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BallsackPaneer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Baby talking women can't be taken seriously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvficd_IxBc

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Michigirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

I concur.