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Ithrowawaay 116 points ago +117 / -1

What?? I’m down to 99%

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KuzoKevin [S] 60 points ago +60 / -0

When you go to plug in, mind the the dog.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 26 points ago +27 / -1

You mean the Chinese takeout?

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TrumpyBareArms -4 points ago +2 / -6

that's so funny! is that from a comedian? i want to tell that joke to my friends, i think they will laugh! can i use the joke, please?

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Ridiculousposter 1 point ago +1 / -0

You wouldn't know humor if it smacked you with her dick.

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Dotdson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can’t tell if this is sarcasm or virtue signaling.

Though I will tell you this, if it’s red it’s fucking dead. if you don’t agree then you are part of the reason why OUR culture, MY culture, has gone so far as to I can’t rent a movie without it having a child sex scene (new mutants).

If this was sarcasm I laughed.

If you are virtue signaling, you know they eat dogs over there right? Also things like shark fins and other endangered species. So please, take your bull shit somewhere else where you can ask the Chinese for a small reach around while the tie is Americans down and fuck us in the ass until our souls leave our lifeless bodies.

If 2020 taught me anything, it’s that no one is helping us. It’s us or them, when your enemy wants you dead, you can’t respond with flowers as a nation. To their culture that’s weakness and they laugh.

But regardless I hope it was sarcasm as I initially thought when I read it and smiled before I looked closer.

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CT_MAGA 16 points ago +16 / -0

TOP KEK O' THE MORNING TO YA!

LMAO

"Mind the dog"

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Gurren_Laggan 3 points ago +3 / -0

So there I was playing grab ass naked with my dog, running through my house and I need my traumanzanemopan and then some dog faced pony soldier stepped up and I had to beat him with a chain like corn pop, cuase the kids, I love kids on my lap, president Harris knows umm, one nation within, ya know the thing.

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_-Th0r-_ 10 points ago +10 / -0

So that’s why he “broke his foot”

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kams912 10 points ago +10 / -0

He was pulling on his dog's tail in the shower, WTF?

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TrumpyBareArms 3 points ago +3 / -0

he was getting "tail" alright!

(that means sex)

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Tyrons_woodey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Red rocket red rocket red rocket.

Who said South Park can’t tell the future

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Boilingsnowflakes4u 7 points ago +7 / -0

Interestingly, I’ve heard speculation that he went in for a CT head scan. To cover that fact, they manufactured the story about his foot. Seeing how he’s putting full weight on it and wearing it selectively, it makes me seriously consider the possibility.

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_-Th0r-_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can confirm, I broke my foot once, and it sucked. Limped constantly.

Though I was in the sandbox at the time, and I wasn’t given any sort of medical boot.

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EpsteinMurdered 52 points ago +52 / -0

And nothing of value would be lost.

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CzechForTrump 34 points ago +34 / -0

Don't worry, Kamala would be faster, dude

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Konsaki 11 points ago +11 / -0

"A tragedy at X Hospital today, where power to the entire building dropped out for multiple hours, leading to the death of Mr Biden and a bunch of other nobodies. Our new Dear Leader Harris says there was no signs of foul play, so we're just going to look forward to our glorious new future ahead of our nation!"

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horsefacestorm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Facility generators were being serviced during this time and were unavailable to help restore power. Oh well!

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Whirlybot 1 point ago +1 / -0

There was a water main break so we had to send all the staff home and cut the power.

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horsefacestorm 1 point ago +1 / -0

But really it is just condensation

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darkhorsereddit3 24 points ago +24 / -0

Look here, fat.

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no-one 17 points ago +17 / -0

The power used to keep him alive could power a small fan.

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MisterClinton 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or better yet, I can finally plug the RGB header on my new PC somewhere!

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_-Th0r-_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

But it’s an old worn out machine that hasn’t been fully refurbished since RBG’s death.

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NZ_Pede 11 points ago +11 / -0

LOL

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EvanSlayer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ah, dreaming of making the world a better place....

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Cyphr 6 points ago +6 / -0

He would have to stand in line, and maybe take a number...

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

The sea was angry that day my friends, like Joe Biden trying to send back soup at a deli.

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Here_we_go 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wish it was solar powered and dark winter began

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WaaPow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ha! Thats awesome

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DrMarcy 4 points ago +4 / -0

He'd have to get Kamala's foot off the cord.

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I usually keep mine on trickle charge whenever I'm at home...which is all the time this year.

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MrsNesbitt 3 points ago +3 / -0

What life support? I'm sure Dr. Mrs. BiteMe has #3 already lined up.

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TownesVanCamp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most American and patriotic thing I’ll read all year.

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jetjetjet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe Biden would unplug his own life support to charge his phone.

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HolaPendejos 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd push the GFCI test button because I like the click sound it makes more than him

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

C'mon man!

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RepublicanRN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hilarious

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Postal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twist: it's a Nokia from the '90s and has never needed to be charged

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Potatopotahto 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mean, but coffee-out-my-nose funny.

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paramour 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd unplug Joe's life support to run my Christmas lights. 🎄

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Bedminster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tips glass of port to this guy

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Ivleeeg 1 point ago +1 / -0

So would kamala

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Bomberman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't give kamela any ideas

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GeoG85 1 point ago +1 / -0

How many kids would you stop from being mollested if you unplugged Joe right now? 🤔

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Ridiculousposter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire and I had a full bladder.

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kams912 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm Jill Biden, Joe's husband. Take a look at my leg hair, I'm running for Senate!

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mudo 1 point ago +1 / -0

D E S T R O Y E D

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Billybobcuccio 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me too!

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Cherioldtown 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Simpleman22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amen

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Haven91 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂 Epic

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faughtfarms 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh lol!

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KekMasterYoda 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would unplug his ass to 'lower our carbon footprint'.

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freespeech1a 1 point ago +1 / -0

So would Kamala!

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NC12 1 point ago +1 / -0

And so would Kamala

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Kompromat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not cool guys, stop acting like murderous cowardly dishonorable commies.

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TheRoyalRob 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't even need a reason.

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JaevlaSkit 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't be too upset if something would happen to Biden and Harris.

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Kameltoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

to charge a phone? that's so selfish! I'd unplug it to save that hospital 30 cents on electricity.

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jts1 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL...pretty sure a majority of America would! What's that say about Briben!