Can’t tell if this is sarcasm or virtue signaling.
Though I will tell you this, if it’s red it’s fucking dead. if you don’t agree then you are part of the reason why OUR culture, MY culture, has gone so far as to I can’t rent a movie without it having a child sex scene (new mutants).
If this was sarcasm I laughed.
If you are virtue signaling, you know they eat dogs over there right? Also things like shark fins and other endangered species. So please, take your bull shit somewhere else where you can ask the Chinese for a small reach around while the tie is Americans down and fuck us in the ass until our souls leave our lifeless bodies.
If 2020 taught me anything, it’s that no one is helping us. It’s us or them, when your enemy wants you dead, you can’t respond with flowers as a nation. To their culture that’s weakness and they laugh.
But regardless I hope it was sarcasm as I initially thought when I read it and smiled before I looked closer.
So there I was playing grab ass naked with my dog, running through my house and I need my traumanzanemopan and then some dog faced pony soldier stepped up and I had to beat him with a chain like corn pop, cuase the kids, I love kids on my lap, president Harris knows umm, one nation within, ya know the thing.
Interestingly, I’ve heard speculation that he went in for a CT head scan. To cover that fact, they manufactured the story about his foot. Seeing how he’s putting full weight on it and wearing it selectively, it makes me seriously consider the possibility.
"A tragedy at X Hospital today, where power to the entire building dropped out for multiple hours, leading to the death of Mr Biden and a bunch of other nobodies. Our new Dear Leader Harris says there was no signs of foul play, so we're just going to look forward to our glorious new future ahead of our nation!"
What?? I’m down to 99%
When you go to plug in, mind the the dog.
You mean the Chinese takeout?
that's so funny! is that from a comedian? i want to tell that joke to my friends, i think they will laugh! can i use the joke, please?
You wouldn't know humor if it smacked you with her dick.
Can’t tell if this is sarcasm or virtue signaling.
Though I will tell you this, if it’s red it’s fucking dead. if you don’t agree then you are part of the reason why OUR culture, MY culture, has gone so far as to I can’t rent a movie without it having a child sex scene (new mutants).
If this was sarcasm I laughed.
If you are virtue signaling, you know they eat dogs over there right? Also things like shark fins and other endangered species. So please, take your bull shit somewhere else where you can ask the Chinese for a small reach around while the tie is Americans down and fuck us in the ass until our souls leave our lifeless bodies.
If 2020 taught me anything, it’s that no one is helping us. It’s us or them, when your enemy wants you dead, you can’t respond with flowers as a nation. To their culture that’s weakness and they laugh.
But regardless I hope it was sarcasm as I initially thought when I read it and smiled before I looked closer.
TOP KEK O' THE MORNING TO YA!
LMAO
"Mind the dog"
So there I was playing grab ass naked with my dog, running through my house and I need my traumanzanemopan and then some dog faced pony soldier stepped up and I had to beat him with a chain like corn pop, cuase the kids, I love kids on my lap, president Harris knows umm, one nation within, ya know the thing.
So that’s why he “broke his foot”
He was pulling on his dog's tail in the shower, WTF?
he was getting "tail" alright!
(that means sex)
Red rocket red rocket red rocket.
Who said South Park can’t tell the future
Interestingly, I’ve heard speculation that he went in for a CT head scan. To cover that fact, they manufactured the story about his foot. Seeing how he’s putting full weight on it and wearing it selectively, it makes me seriously consider the possibility.
Can confirm, I broke my foot once, and it sucked. Limped constantly.
Though I was in the sandbox at the time, and I wasn’t given any sort of medical boot.
And nothing of value would be lost.
Don't worry, Kamala would be faster, dude
"A tragedy at X Hospital today, where power to the entire building dropped out for multiple hours, leading to the death of Mr Biden and a bunch of other nobodies. Our new Dear Leader Harris says there was no signs of foul play, so we're just going to look forward to our glorious new future ahead of our nation!"
Facility generators were being serviced during this time and were unavailable to help restore power. Oh well!
There was a water main break so we had to send all the staff home and cut the power.
But really it is just condensation
Look here, fat.
The power used to keep him alive could power a small fan.
Or better yet, I can finally plug the RGB header on my new PC somewhere!
But it’s an old worn out machine that hasn’t been fully refurbished since RBG’s death.
LOL
Ah, dreaming of making the world a better place....
He would have to stand in line, and maybe take a number...
The sea was angry that day my friends, like Joe Biden trying to send back soup at a deli.
I wish it was solar powered and dark winter began
Ha! Thats awesome
He'd have to get Kamala's foot off the cord.
I usually keep mine on trickle charge whenever I'm at home...which is all the time this year.
What life support? I'm sure Dr. Mrs. BiteMe has #3 already lined up.
Most American and patriotic thing I’ll read all year.
Joe Biden would unplug his own life support to charge his phone.
I'd push the GFCI test button because I like the click sound it makes more than him
C'mon man!
Hilarious
Twist: it's a Nokia from the '90s and has never needed to be charged
Mean, but coffee-out-my-nose funny.
I'd unplug Joe's life support to run my Christmas lights. 🎄
Tips glass of port to this guy
So would kamala
Don't give kamela any ideas
How many kids would you stop from being mollested if you unplugged Joe right now? 🤔
I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire and I had a full bladder.
I'm Jill Biden, Joe's husband. Take a look at my leg hair, I'm running for Senate!
D E S T R O Y E D
Me too!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amen
😂 Epic
Oh lol!
I would unplug his ass to 'lower our carbon footprint'.
So would Kamala!
And so would Kamala
Haha
Not cool guys, stop acting like murderous cowardly dishonorable commies.
I wouldn't even need a reason.
I wouldn't be too upset if something would happen to Biden and Harris.
to charge a phone? that's so selfish! I'd unplug it to save that hospital 30 cents on electricity.
LOL...pretty sure a majority of America would! What's that say about Briben!