Guantanamo Bay Naval Base employee here. We want to host a big welcome party for Biden and his team when they arrive. What are some ideas?
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TV in every cell that plays Trump rally videos non-stop.
ABSOLUTELY ZERO ACCESS GO THE GORILLA CHANNEL
I like the way that gorilla hit the other one
Can someone explain the gorilla tv meme to me?
There was an “anonymous source” that said that Trump loved gorillas so much that he demanded “the gorilla channel” (not real) installed in the White House. There wasn’t a gorilla channel and the White House aids knew that so they collected gorilla footage and played it on loop for Trump.
Fast forward it was a comedian that was the “anonymous source” and of course the media and liberals fell for it while all real people called bullshit immediately and instead signed petitions to make the gorilla channel a real thing.
Liberals are fucking retarded.
Thanks for the deets, pede!! 👍🏿🇺🇸
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/fire-and-fury-inside-the-trump-white-house
You're welcome. Relevant passage is a little further down.
Yes— https://streamable.com/j48hhz
I can't think of a more beautiful sound and vision. How can anyone not smile ear-to-ear watching and listening to that.
Kek - I hadn't seen that version with the cat! Is that catturd or that youtube cat that explains stuff?
No idea man
Multiple TVs. That play different rallies. Such that it's just an incomprehensible noise of Trump, at a loud volume, of course. Add in 4 bright strobe lights, one in each corner of the room pointing down.
With Never Come Down endless loop!
Only real men watch the Gorilla Channel.
Hah. And if for good behavior, he can watch old Apprentice episodes.
Reminds me when I heard when Saddam Hussein was captured, they made him watch the South Park movie uncut over and over again.
And children's songs! Barney and Baby Shark. Or Macarena.
No, he loves children's songs. Reminds him of the good ole days with Epstein.
It's not waterboarding if you use diesel.
That's one of the better ones I've ever heard.
Diesels to sweet.. regular..
That’s diabolical
Afghani pop music at high volume
Muslim call to prayer on repeat 24/7 and bring back that chick from Abu Ghraib.
0bama loves this sound though
Put a rope in the rooms with an Epstein didn’t kill himself insignia.
Placard inside the door that says you can check out anytime you would like.
All deaths will be reported as corona
Anything you can divulge? Packed house? Serve Chinese food every day. Shitty Chinese food
True 😂 the frozen meals ones
Build them a swimming pool. It's a thing for liberals to swim with marine life and attune with nature - so have some sharks in the water.
This! They really love nature, unless it requires any real effort to protect it, of course.
With a wall around the edges so people can't climb out, The Sims style.
With frickin laser beams
White circles
The expansion of GITMO to accommodate 13,000 with a staff of 5,000 was projected to be completed in 2021. What is the progress?
We are working day and night. In fact the target has been raised to 21.000 now in order to fit in the RINOs as well.
Please, for the love of God, don't be a larp! My balls are navy blue waiting for the happening to finally happen!!!
Sentiment shared. Well said.
By the way, we are also working on a big heliport.
I wish this was true....
Don't forget Pizza. Feed them the Pizza we used to get in Elementary school. Hint: It was TERRIBLE!!!!!!
That heated frozen crap with the pepperoni cubes?
You know it!!! Don't forget the flavorless sauce and the not quite Cheeze!!!!
And if you were lucky it didn’t taste like the cardboard it was packaged in
You didn’t eat cardboard with ketchup on it???
Those were the unlucky days…
A compilation tape of from the last 5 years liberal scReeeeeaming in hysteria — set on repeat 24/7
Let them eat cake!
A compilation tape of all the antifa and BLM riots from 2020 — 24/7 — no lights out
Put Stacey Abrahms in same cell w/ Chuck Schumer
Bring Gina Haspel out in shackles to greet him at the airport. We know she's there
ac/dc - For those about to Rock (We salute you) 67 degrees Clothes - scrub material, no heavy cottons Cold juice - cranberry Switch the day / night cycle like they switched votes. Maybe 32 hr. day, and then keep asking what day it is and where is hunter....
Every day you remind him he will face a firing squad
Read the gulag Archipelago, there are interrogation methods there that would make joseph mengele puke.
Alex jones infocore on loop
Hunter will get to it first.
Invoke the 'Man in the Iron Covid Mask' scenario.
make them listen to hillary saying "Russia" compilation on-repeat
Endless loop of Easy Street ala The Walking Dead. Here is 10 hour loop of it if you need it. https://youtu.be/lDnva_3fcTc
Dig him a nice basement to reside in. Give him a Red Phone connected him to nothing.
You should make him watch whatever the shittiest shows from China are
Have them wear a Trump 2020 themed prison uniform.
To allow for donations, place a speaker box in each cell. Any citizen can pay a fee of $100 for a 1 minute phonecall to play in whatever cell they want. Then that message will be played directly in chosen prisoners cell. Messages will be played back to back when que gets full.
https://media.giphy.com/media/yilr0sAVAaWjoKeQKA/giphy.gif
A look large Charcuterie "Board" and make sure to have plenty of "Water" on hand. Don't want thirsty guests.
Thieving Joe likes dogs... get him a puppy to play with.
Trump speeches. Or clips where he laugh
A compilation tape of Lemon and Cuomo spreading their lies... 24/7 - no lights out
Why not start with the Red Carpet of Glowing Coals immediately as they disembark barefoot from the choppa. 😎
I can't help feeling that seems fitting for the President Reject. 😇
This: https://i.maga.host/vZBjvjT.gif
Just put cnn on round the clock.. force them to hear their own lies for hours and hours with no sleep.
The Donald memes on constant loop in all the cells
Make his cell look like the oval office and tell him he's actually president.
Then record everything and live stream it.
Make a fancy cell with the title president elect and have all the staff refer to Biden as the President. Make Biden think he's in the whitehouse.
24/7 gorilla channel. and Dream Giza Cotton for Rope
I'd love nothing more than for this to not be a LARP. Gieb high energy validation!
Actual pizza and hotdogs.