In the words of the pre-cucked Bruce Springsteen during his live cover of 'Raise your Hand", “You think this is a free ride? You want to play, you got to pay!”
So you'll need to wiggle that bum on that bump, but don't worry, TrannyClaus will be gentle.
To be fair, I think they're trying to confuse Dan Schneider so much that he'll stop fucking all their stars.
Edit: Just realised that you still haven't shown me your Christmas sack, TrannyClaus! What's up with that?
I think you've just described Dan Schneider to a tee.
Why both, or course!
Came here for the Schneider foot pics comments. Good enough. 👌 But I now I want to know about that sack too. Without having to sit in xir's lap.
In the words of the pre-cucked Bruce Springsteen during his live cover of 'Raise your Hand", “You think this is a free ride? You want to play, you got to pay!”
So you'll need to wiggle that bum on that bump, but don't worry, TrannyClaus will be gentle.