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hailXenu 588 points ago +592 / -4

Q-cumbers CONFIRMED

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undef 158 points ago +163 / -5

You win the internet for the day.

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CzechForTrump 37 points ago +38 / -1

Winner winner cucumber dinner

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goodguy 15 points ago +15 / -0

I've got one in the fridge and will have a few slices later when I can stop laughing.

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chahn1138 8 points ago +8 / -0

Must Agree

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MudDog 86 points ago +86 / -0

My fellow Americans, a fantastic growing season is upon us

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deleted 115 points ago +115 / -0
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incogneato 82 points ago +82 / -0

Where We Grow 1, We Grow All

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Chuckythepirate 19 points ago +19 / -0

Underrated

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hailXenu 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lol.

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HighVoltage 9 points ago +9 / -0

The utmost of top kek.

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BlackPillBot 39 points ago +40 / -1

I can’t wait to Qcum all over their faces for 8 MOAR years.

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HockeyMom4Trump 14 points ago +16 / -2

😂

I want Trump to Qcum all over DC

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goodguy 10 points ago +10 / -0

His ropes will be miles long and pure acid.

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Donald_Gear_Solid 4 points ago +4 / -0

God willing

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BigMikesBlackCock 8 points ago +9 / -1

Can't stop the coomin when im toobin

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murderhornet 23 points ago +23 / -0

harvest

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BakPao 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fucking kek, good one lads

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djmarcone 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's habbening

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WhoMurderedSethRich 33 points ago +34 / -1

You got admit, it WAS a really strange thing to say.

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sesquipedalian 17 points ago +21 / -4

Q larpers have been called Qcumbers for a long time...

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Axiom502 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is that true? never heard of it

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sesquipedalian 12 points ago +13 / -1

https://thedonald.win/p/11QlKQR84G/x/c/4Dqc4tyIrGq

All jokes aside, it really was a widely used term on voat.co, may it rest in peace.

Voat isn't indexed so I can't find those posts easily.

But a web search shows:

2nd comment down 178 days old https://www.reddit.com/r/Qult_Headquarters/comments/h0oh28/q_is_always_wrong_about_everything_a_list_of/

145 days https://www.reddit.com/r/Qult_Headquarters/comments/hquvmi/qcumbers/

Deriding Qcumbers by that name was a daily occurence on voat, which I haven't used in at least a year, so it's an old term.

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glow-operator-2-0 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought Voat was still limping on

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sesquipedalian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, just checked it, apparently it's going again. Last time I had checked all posts on the front page were older than a month as new posts weren't getting enough votes to push the old ones off.

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glow-operator-2-0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow. Sad. I liked the term "upvoat" and "downvoat".

I even made them a few gifs before I lost my password.

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hailXenu 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's just a bug for people that are not logged in. If you log in you can see voat is thriving.

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Wexit-Delecto 2 points ago +2 / -0

Been on qrv since the start, never heard this once.

Does not stop me from wishing President Trump means us though.

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HighPedeEnergy 18 points ago +19 / -1

He’s not the only One!

Well akchtualleiy he is the one and only geotus. Q cumbers are da best!

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Rubieroo 14 points ago +14 / -0

QuQumbers! :D

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BloodElfSupporter 4 points ago +4 / -0

:D

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Proudboy420 14 points ago +14 / -0

I like Pickled Qcumbers on my Burgers

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MastaJoda 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh, my ex wife’s aunt made some ridiculously refreshing cucumber lemonade 🤤

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Miztivin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cucumber flavored drinks are in fact. Surprisingly tasty. Who knew!?

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MAGAftwftp 246 points ago +246 / -0

Trump is the real dill!

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undef 142 points ago +142 / -0

His enemies are in quite a pickle

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HockeyMom4Trump 35 points ago +35 / -0

Go to bed dad😂

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RedSocks157 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's actually a line from a lil Wayne song. Well kinda he says I'm the real dill, no pickle or something lol.

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koikatturtle 24 points ago +24 / -0

Good one!!!

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BlackPillBot 10 points ago +10 / -0

🍊 🥒 FTW!!!

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magabirdlady 152 points ago +155 / -3

I love cucumber sandwiches. Had one yesterday.

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ChelseaHubbell 53 points ago +54 / -1

They're surprisingly delicious

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magabirdlady 30 points ago +30 / -0

I'm surprised Lays Potato Chips have not come out with a cucumber chip yet. :)

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ChelseaHubbell 17 points ago +17 / -0

You da Champion

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magabirdlady 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh wow... never have seen those before.

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ChelseaHubbell -3 points ago +1 / -4

Wut

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Wexit-Delecto 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sauce?

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undef 17 points ago +17 / -0

They have dill pickle chips and they are amazing.

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magabirdlady 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh yeah they are addicting.

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Error404 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dill is amazing. Best flavor I've ever experienced is ketchup. Imho

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BloodElfSupporter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I really liked the Southern Biscuits and Gravy flavor that came out a few years ago...and I'm a yankee :p

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CanadiAnon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dill Pickle and Ketchup chips are my forte gentlemen as a syrup sucker. But next time your close to Cuckistan, you gotta get a grip on some Ruffles All Dressed.

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Error404 2 points ago +2 / -0

those were bomb.com

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I did too! Yum.

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Adhal 0 points ago +1 / -1

pretty much everything is owned by evil international corporate food, so unless your growing your own food good luck avoiding it

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Adhal 1 point ago +1 / -0

maybe where you are

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have dill pickle

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magabirdlady 13 points ago +14 / -1

slight mayo cut the crust of white bread.

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Pepeboy1 5 points ago +5 / -0

QCumber and cream cheese on soft wheat bread: that's it; nothing else; Delicious!

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I need to try this.

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Passerby6 1 point ago +1 / -0

S & p too

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Herecomedatpresident 2 points ago +2 / -0

They really are. Just a little mayo and pepper. No salt. I make little open faced ones on bread circles for parties and people freak out. So simple. So tasty.

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BananaWizard 16 points ago +16 / -0

cucumbers are also the ultimate dieting food. An entire cumber is 10 calories.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 12 points ago +12 / -0

I grow them 100 calorie bitches. They get big AF if I don't pick em.

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kc5ods 3 points ago +3 / -0

this the first thing in a long time to make me LOL HARD

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ibanez7271 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s how ours were too this year. Had a few I left on the vine way too long and they got massive. They were so damn good, though.

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Russianhoneypot 11 points ago +11 / -0

Did you know fresh cucumbers have an enzyme that dissolves some types of parasites? Gross but good to know.

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420weedscopes 4 points ago +4 / -0

How about lizard people?

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MamaMiMi 2 points ago +2 / -0

I often refer to the Govenor and Health Secretary of my state as Wolf and his Tapeworm girlfriend Levine! I will be adding Q-cumbers to my grocery list

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BloodElfSupporter 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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ChelseaHubbell 5 points ago +5 / -0

This dude/ette cucumbers

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Anubis1 3 points ago +3 / -0

As someone who has tried a cucumber diet, let me tell you. You need to eat a lot of fucking cucumber to feel full. A trick I learned from my mexican co-worker when I worked at an slightly high end Italian restaurant (yes, entire cook staff aside from head chef either mexican adult or white kid), is to put lemon juice and cayenne powder on it.

You get some endorphin release from the slight heat and the lemon juice compliments the cayenne. Sweet heat.

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gnomenclature 9 points ago +9 / -0

On white bread with butter. Yum.

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frank_linenhopper 3 points ago +3 / -0

we do that type of sammich but with tomatoes here. So good.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mmmm, with cream cheese on pumpernickel bread...

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chopz 142 points ago +142 / -0

The goofy shit we latch onto and run with. I love it

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weaponized_frogs 63 points ago +63 / -0

we have the best sense of humors, don't we?

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Sixty2ndAssassin 35 points ago +35 / -0

I mean, I honestly love cucumbers.

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Spicy_Spine 15 points ago +15 / -0

cucumber salad with dill, some goat cheese or feta and mint....

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BTFO 5 points ago +5 / -0

So many people sleep on the goat cheese! Love that stuff on some eggs in the morning. Gotta get them fats and proteins.

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Spicy_Spine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I freaking love goat cheese. I get mine from a local goat dairy. The owner is very pro-Trump, which has got them blacklisted by many local restaurants. So I support them when I can.

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hotdogsforsale 6 points ago +6 / -0

have you ever had Cucumber Soda?

Usually in jewish delis and hard to find outside of NYC or boutique soda shops but it is SO good.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Voss makes a cucumber-lemon sparking water that is sooo tasty. Hard to find, seems to sell out quick everywhere.

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panic86 2 points ago +2 / -0

I found a bottle of cucumber Gatorade. Tasted like it should, but it wasn't for me. I'd try a bottle of the soda. I probably wouldn't want another, but I do like to try everything once. I do like ice cold cucumber water in the summertime.

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Anubis1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've never met a single person who doesn't like them. Even the pickiest of children who refuse to eat a single damn vegetable will snack down on a cucumber.

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AtomicNightmare 1 point ago +1 / -0

Georgia peaches though ... damn.

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StretchnGretchen 2 points ago +2 / -0

The very best ...no one has a sense of humor like us. We have a sense of humor like the world has never seen. Billions and billions of humors, faster than anyone could have imagined.

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Wexit-Delecto 1 point ago +1 / -0

And longer, too!

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Centipede420 28 points ago +28 / -0

How did this 🥒 thing start?

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Wexit-Delecto 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes

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GainesvilleFlorida 10 points ago +10 / -0

Out of the whole rally this was the part I grabbed my spouses attention for because I thought it was so funny.

Clearly I'm not the only one because I get online only to find it STICKIED.

Yay for q-cumbers

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Copernicus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Omg q-cumbers. Was I just dog whistled??

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GainesvilleFlorida 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you foe teaching me a new phrase, well and old phrase I just learned.

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BloodElfSupporter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've never been happier and prouder to be an American!

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WhoMurderedSethRich 2 points ago +2 / -0

AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE!

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jubyeonin 97 points ago +98 / -1

I know a hardcore commie vegan who will not be happy about this. She likes cucumber sandwiches because she thinks they're fancy.

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Libraritarian 33 points ago +33 / -0

WTF I HATE CUCUMBERS NOW?!?!?1

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jubyeonin 10 points ago +12 / -2

She really is a pink hair NPC.

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knnbccb 3 points ago +3 / -0

She should use a cucumber as a dildo. She'll be 'fucking Trump' and that should satiate her TDS.

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weaponized_frogs 19 points ago +19 / -0

kek

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sesquipedalian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Commie vegan. This is a great term.

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Anubis1 2 points ago +2 / -0

But the ingredient base is two things, cucumber and cream cheese, dirt cheap food. Even if she pays 5 dollars an ounce for her stupid vegan cream cheese, it's doesn't make it fancy. Just because you slap something expensive on something doesn't make it fancy. If your cheese burger has a kraft single on it, has french's mustard and heinz ketchup, it doesn't make it classy if you ground up Kobe beef for the patty and cooked it in cheap ass vegetable oil.

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jubyeonin 0 points ago +1 / -1

I think it's because she would see cucumber sandwich finger foods at parties. She was saying that cucumbers are expensive. I don't think she's ever made one.

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Anubis1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Presentation is everything. Give me some parsley and a nice bowl (one that is much wider than deep, that's the key) and I'll make Kraft Mac and Cheese look gourmet.

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BloodElfSupporter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait...so she has to hate cucumbers now because Trump likes it? Leftists are so full of hate.

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bellcurvestrikesback 62 points ago +63 / -1

Cool as a cucumber and as as tickled as a pickle

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undef 39 points ago +39 / -0

President and author of The Art of the Dill

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cherryred 1 point ago +2 / -1

Best comment in the thread. Has someone photo-shopped the book yet?

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LockeThePatriot 42 points ago +43 / -1

I legitimately hate cucumbers, but I've decided to eat cucumbers exclusively until GEOTUS is sworn in. 🥒🇱🇷🥒

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thenameisdonald 22 points ago +23 / -1

Juice a cucumber with an apple and half a lime, strain over ice. Drink of the gods.

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RussianBot-42069 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can confirm this, I was a bartender for about 5 years. I had my own recipe like this, but I also added mint.

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RedBloodofPatriotism 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh my gosh, I'm totally doing this! V-8 has a great cucumber strawberry hydration drink that I LOVE!!!!!

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MakeCaliRedAgain_202 6 points ago +6 / -0

You used Liberia’s flag FYI

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LockeThePatriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

Let me explain.. I'm hopelessly retarded.

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RedBloodofPatriotism 9 points ago +9 / -0

Alex Jones is a self-professed retard, too. It's okay, pede, you're among friends

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BloodElfSupporter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whoa that is some devotion pede. I don't like or dislike cucumbers per se, although some blanched cucumber julienne go pretty well with Asian sesame noodles :p

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Ninki333 13 points ago +13 / -0

You know what goes good on a slice of cucumber? Salt!

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JwPATX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nachos Flanders style!

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TrustTornado 40 points ago +40 / -0

Q-cumber?

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HarrisonArturus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes.

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RUSSIAN_BOT_30330 38 points ago +38 / -0

Biden shoves them up his ass

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BanditKing 7 points ago +7 / -0

You are very wise.

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rush 33 points ago +33 / -0

“Who does cucumbers?”

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Zannyth 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's funny because this is what the other side will latch onto from a snippet ignoring that just before that he mentioned growing XD

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JSullz59 23 points ago +23 / -0

I fucking love cucumbers. They were in my salad while I watched the rally.

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Mark0alag0 13 points ago +13 / -0

In a Goya bean salad.... yum.

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ItGoWooWoo 22 points ago +23 / -1

I finally disagree with the man... I liked pickled cucumbers but not cucumbers themselves. It has taken me over 4 years to find something I disagree with him about.

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undef 26 points ago +26 / -0

You can't make pickles without starting with cucumbers.

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ItGoWooWoo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Touché, Pedé.

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BanditKing 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's ok to be wrong. We forgive you 😉

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ItGoWooWoo 11 points ago +11 / -0

I’m no cucumber lover, but I know this community still supports me. Thanks!

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Raposa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same, they smell and taste like a watermelon rind and it’s off putting. But pickles, especially Claussen pickles, are amazing. Also might have to try that yogurt salad someone mentioned and give them a second chance.

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clueless_expert 1 point ago +1 / -0

When life hands you cucumbers, make pickles!

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Throwaway5542 21 points ago +21 / -0

Cucumbers? Ok what happened

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Omahusker 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm lost

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pup1pup 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm hoping someone replies and explains to us what is the deal with cucumbers all of a sudden.

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vinbullet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its just a random but of his rally. He was talking about growing before this. I think it's just a meme from the meme master. Saw a couple people saying it means qcomers but I have no idea what that is.

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BlackPillBot 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s normal for 🤡🌎. Embrace it.

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incogneato 9 points ago +9 / -0

Qcumbers

nudge nudge

wink wink

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HarrisonArturus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Say no more.

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geckofishknight 19 points ago +19 / -0 (edited)

You're not the only one Mr President!

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MAGA_Master 18 points ago +18 / -0

He’s saying Qcomers, you cotton headed ninimugens.

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trex554 15 points ago +15 / -0

Q-cumbers are good.

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petiteputnam 14 points ago +14 / -0

MY NEW RINGTONE THANK YOU VERY MUCH

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MastaJoda 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m eating one right now, drunk

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BadgerPuncher 9 points ago +10 / -1

This guys such a dork. I just love him. I want him to be my grandpa!

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Asull247 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hey guys, let’s put a cucumber in the suitcases and see if in a few weeks it pickles. If it turns into a pickle, Joe’s imaginary votes are real and we have to buy him a steak dinner.

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 9 points ago +9 / -0

We have the best vegetables?

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Numaeus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trump: I like vegetables!

Biden: Yay, the President likes me!

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Raposa 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL jeez that’s morbid, well done

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Numaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look here, pal, show some respect. We don't call it morbid, we call it Joe.

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Orion101 8 points ago +8 / -0

I am out of the loop, what's up with cucumber memes?

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KneadThePeople 8 points ago +8 / -0

Q-Cumbers

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LibertyisYuge 8 points ago +8 / -0

I will gobble a cucumber up.

(no homo)

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MastaJoda 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sure?

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frenpede211 7 points ago +7 / -0

Unless GA is famous for cucumbers, Id say he was saying Q. If not MSM will say he was

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WhoMurderedSethRich 3 points ago +3 / -0

Peaches would have to agree with you.

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frenpede211 2 points ago +3 / -1

Except she was double scanning balots and stealing flash drives😎

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patslimmy1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thanks I missed a bit of this and had no idea what the fuck was going on with cucumbers.

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Msmisfake 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bread, cream cheese, cucumber slices, and a touch of salt. You’re welcome

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you_can_do_it 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is gonna be in the next bing bing bing boop video for sure.

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Badgertime33 6 points ago +6 / -0

He meant "Qcumbers!" lmao

that "insult" was being thrown around at Q people.... i thought it was funny, being a Qcumber myself

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Wexit-Delecto 2 points ago +2 / -0

The crop heard round the world

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incogneato 5 points ago +5 / -0

Q-cumbers!

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TruthWillOut 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)

🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒❤️🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒

!! Cucumbers for Trump 2020 !!

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spicycucumber 5 points ago +5 / -0

Love you mr president!

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JackTak 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here at .win we all love cucumbers now

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OhShnigums 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love you bastards

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Pepeboy1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Q_CUMBER; we know what Q is: CUMBER:

hamper or hinder (someone or something). "they were cumbered with greatcoats and swords"

Because they hindered us; WE THE PEOPLE WILL BE CUMBERED WITH SWORDS and WE WILL FIGHT FOR TRUMP!!!!!!

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Judgejude 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cant stop laughing!!!😂😂😁😆😂

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IvankasBathWater 4 points ago +4 / -0

Goddamnit this man is a legend.

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Wexit-Delecto 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grow your own. Don’t buy the garbage sticks they peddle at the store. :)

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WeebForTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

But with ranch tho...

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Numaeus 4 points ago +4 / -0

We liked cucumbers. We still like cucumbers.

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Honkey_McCracker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, shit. Literally the only thing that I am allergic to is cucumbers. Feels sad, man.

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WeebForTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

F

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McCarthyhadapoint 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump has just won the support of the powerful cucumber lobby.

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TenScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

need a cucumber eating Pepe meme plz

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Meme_Too 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who does cucumbers? What?

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nowrongwrong 3 points ago +3 / -0

I grew up eating a cucumber salad made with sliced cucumbers, yogurt and salt.

Hated it as a kid, now as an adult it's such a refreshing and tasty snack, particularly as a side to something spicy.