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hailXenu 238 points ago +240 / -2

I hate that i understand this reference.

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gnomenclature 83 points ago +85 / -2

I hate that I don't.

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deleted 127 points ago +128 / -1
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Dialectic 77 points ago +79 / -2

Hey! You'll behave yourself or you'll get the dick pics again!

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BADGERPEDE 79 points ago +80 / -1 (edited)

It behaves itself on TD.win or it gets itself the dick pics again!

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RedBloodofPatriotism 51 points ago +51 / -0

I laughed very very hard at this 😂😂😂

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MakeFreedomRing 34 points ago +38 / -4

I cringed. I think that was THE low point for TDW. No doubt the info needed to be out there to show what a degenerate Biden raised... but this place was FLOODED with posts of dongs.

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murderhornet 24 points ago +25 / -1 (edited)

they were Skittles. (SCYTL -- Scytl Secure Electronic Voting,is a Spanish provider of electronic voting systems and election technology. Founded in 2001 in Barcelona, its products and services are used in elections and referenda across the world. )

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, just one guy’s dong in a zillion bad selfies

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thewashambro 3 points ago +3 / -0

Low point? I think you mean all time high point!

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Trump_in_2020_Pedes 15 points ago +18 / -3

It behaves itself on TD.win or ELSE it gets the dick pics again.

That follows the rhythm better, I think.

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Whimpy13 5 points ago +5 / -0

The meat beatings will continue until morale improves.

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

IT RUBS THE M&MS ON ITS FACE

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Clarence_Thomas 9 points ago +10 / -1

I need them for science

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gnomenclature 27 points ago +28 / -1

Yeah, I was here but I avoided those threads. Didn't know he played tricks with M&ms though, lol. Thanks, pede.

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AIDS1255 36 points ago +37 / -1

They were skittles, which I hate that I know

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ScolopendraGigantea 20 points ago +20 / -0

He puts the lotion on the skin or else he gets the skittle dick again

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deleted 18 points ago +18 / -0
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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

That rainbow tastes like sweat and crack

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BloodElfSupporter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ewwwww

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DoubleBased 16 points ago +16 / -0

Nope, rumored to be skittles. Its confirmed M&Ms. Skittles work better in some memes so we may say skittles.

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CEO_of_Muslims 10 points ago +10 / -0

I never got autist confirmation, were they the mini baking M&M’s? Asking for myself.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn’t doubt it

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fat50 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nine inches. I will always remember this.

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MamaMiMi 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yikes! When you are 5' tall 98 lbs, that sounds scary! Can I just have the M & M's before they get anywhere near the 9"? I love M&M's especially the mini ones!

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fat50 7 points ago +7 / -0

Haha! Yeah, don't search this site for that. You might not like what you see.

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PaigeAshley 4 points ago +4 / -0

Glad I'm not the only one who avoided them!

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Destineed369 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yea I can safely say y’all took a skittle for me. I never had to see his dick. thanks to you all, no doubt traumatized pedes (but not as much as his niece) I have heard most of the degenerate insane shit he was up to AND RECORDED HIMSELF DOING.

Let’s face it. If I was joe Bidens kid I’d be smoking as much crack as possible to forget the fact I was Joe Bidens kid. Like high as a giraffes pussy. Honestly don’t blame him there. But that guy is fucked up

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don’t know the half of it.

He needs mental help

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Grimnir 8 points ago +9 / -1

Those threads are how I found myself here, somehow. It was a bad time. Not only was it really gay, it turned your stomach too. Truly unfun.

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BloodElfSupporter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Question though...I'm gay so obviously I don't mind seeing other's you-know-what.

But do straight guys get disgusted when seeing other guys' you-know-what? Especially if it's bigger than their own?

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BloodElfSupporter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oooo I actually couldn’t tell, Lol! Sorry pede :3

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Wanderingsoul 2 points ago +2 / -0

More of a repel than a repulse . Like a magnet flipped to oppose . The closer it gets the stronger the rejection. I’m a little envious of the bigger dudes , sort of like a bank acct I wish I had , what can you do ?!

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TrumpLovesUs 2 points ago +2 / -0

They can be too long, all I can say as a lady Pede, you don’t want one

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BloodElfSupporter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh that makes sense. I’m always curious about what straight guys think.. hehe

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am a woman. I got disgusted seeing Hunter’s candy covered crack snack.

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CloakAndDagger 0 points ago +1 / -1

Another gay pede here, I get absolutely disgusted by ugly, old, fat, etc. men's bodies, penis included, so I can only imagine the horror straight pedes feel

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BloodElfSupporter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even if it’s 9.5” like many claim? Hahaha 😝

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CloakAndDagger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course. I don't care if it's a kilometer long, aesthetics matter and if the guy in question is not handsome and attractive I'd rather do a girl than touch his thing.

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BBQBEERFREEDOM 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yep, not our proudest moment.

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gnomenclature 18 points ago +19 / -1

Eww. no. I avoided those pictures like the covid plague. Did he actually line up m&ms on his johnson?

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The_Big_Guy 48 points ago +48 / -0

That was debunked. It was actually Skittles.

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deleted 23 points ago +23 / -0
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Error404 16 points ago +16 / -0

Username checks out. Didnt realize Sleepy Joe was compitent enough to browse tdw. /s

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The_Big_Guy 9 points ago +9 / -0

I have my people do it for me.

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gnomenclature 7 points ago +7 / -0

He likes all the pretty pictures and the little green dog.

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gnomenclature 8 points ago +8 / -0

DeBooonked. Okay, mr pedant. :D

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, some are saying the Skittles is debunked and it is M&M’s. Maybe a journalist can ask Joe Biden for confirmation

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Darth_Vader 2 points ago +2 / -0

ask Joe Biden for confirmation

Hard to ask him anything when he’s been hiding in his basement for weeks.

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gnomenclature 14 points ago +14 / -0

Seriously? You all saw his knob with skittles on it? lol. I almost regret missing that. Nah, I'm glad I didn't see it. Some things you just can't un-see. Thanks, pede.

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gnomenclature 11 points ago +11 / -0

Tasteful and artistic, lol.

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Meme_Too 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sheesh. I don't even have to see that to see it in my mind.

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DoubleBased 6 points ago +6 / -0

The skittles were a distraction to the rest of the comment you replied to. Truly a fucked up family.

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KajensAngel 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Somehow I also missed it and reading through these comments I’m grateful for that.

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MamaMiMi 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder how he kept the candy from falling off🤔

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MW23232 2 points ago +2 / -0

Super Glue.

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gnomenclature 2 points ago +2 / -0

I couldn't help but wonder who was going to eat it ...

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Elmer’s glue stick

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deleted 13 points ago +13 / -0
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knnbccb 7 points ago +7 / -0

Share the rainbow.

Feel the rainbow.

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pelosis_liver 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Is it contagious?” “I don’t think so”

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BloodElfSupporter 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a degenerate. Seriously that whole family is fucked up.

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DoubleBased 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone needs to make a picture of a cucumber with a hotel remote on it now.

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weaponized_frogs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did he actually line up m&ms on his johnson?

yes lol

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes

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Colonel_Chestbridge 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kinda hard not to, to be honest

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gnomenclature 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was diligent.

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RegularAmerican 19 points ago +20 / -1 (edited)

Trump said something about him liking cucumbers at his rally but I don't understand all these memes yet either

Edit. I just looked into it again it seems it's about how a bunch of european farmers couldn't grow cucumbers because of E-coli, then China cornered the market and became an exporter of cucumbers? If I'm wrong go ahead and correct me

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gnomenclature 12 points ago +12 / -0

Impressive research. And interesting. I didn't know I may possibly have been eating communist cucumbers!!

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where do you live? Most US food except exotic produce that's out of season here is grown in our country. And if not, probably a close north american trading partner in central/south america or mexico. Very little food imports come from Asia except specialty stuff.

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gnomenclature 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought your other comments were cute. And now this one nails it. Sheldon: Confirmed.

:D

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Janne 9 points ago +9 / -0

I remember the German organic famers were so mad! They had a photo taken where they were defiantly taking bites out of cucumbers to show they were fine.

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PresidentialRex 3 points ago +3 / -0

I lol’d at this.

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Gingabombs 7 points ago +8 / -1

You shouldn't, trust me.

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TheRoyalRob 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol... be glad you dont.

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Jackhererer 19 points ago +20 / -1

Is this reference from hunters laptop from hell?

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DJT_JR6544 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yup

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Error404 10 points ago +10 / -0

Almast started looking that up till I saw... then stopped because in the drivethru at DQs with kids in the back. Lol

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ItGoWooWoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Damn it, me too... I didn’t need to be reminded.

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DJT_JR6544 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hate it more

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MyRigga 51 points ago +52 / -1

Wow. This place. Amazing.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 22 points ago +23 / -1

The best. Everyone knows it. Phenomenal,

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1776forever1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

You know it, I know it, everybody knows it

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pelosis_liver 40 points ago +41 / -1

Hunter in the produce section

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weaponized_frogs 5 points ago +5 / -0

ROFL!

you fuckers always crack me up

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Billybobcuccio 28 points ago +28 / -0 (edited)

Oh man this would be delicious if it didn’t makes us all think of Hunters cock. That bastard ruined this great treat nobody had thought of yet. Goddamit

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Jackhererer 10 points ago +10 / -0

He did say he was going to have the most famous cock in history.

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GodEmperorUSA 4 points ago +4 / -0

It probably looks like this by now.

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Karma_Bus_Route_20 2 points ago +2 / -0

It'll be awhile before I can go to Dairy Queen and get an M&Ms blizzard without thinking "wait... eww."

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Grimnir 24 points ago +24 / -0

He molested his niece and probably his daughter. And cheated on his wife with his dead brothers wife whose child he was grooming and molesting. The whole family practices incest, it looks like.

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cuntard 8 points ago +8 / -0

that young woman deserves so much better than to be raped by her own family members.

fixed it for you

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe is a nudist

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MAGA_Mania 19 points ago +19 / -0

Guys help I love the USA too much

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deleted 17 points ago +17 / -0
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TrumpAndGodWin 12 points ago +12 / -0

Taste the rainbow

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

M&M’s melt in your mouth, not on your erection!

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or your election

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OtisTheTownDrunk 16 points ago +16 / -0

🤢🤢🤢🤢

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GameOnGlobalists 14 points ago +14 / -0

President-erect.

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gnomenclature 8 points ago +9 / -1

Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you Chinese.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds Chinese

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knnbccb 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hunter has a 9.5 incher!

Every Chinese person on GTV knows about this.

Chinese folks have unique slang terms for the penis, one of them is 擀面杖, which means 'rolling pin'.

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me-no-likely 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amazing facts

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undef 10 points ago +11 / -1

That's quite a pickle Biden is in. Do you think Trump will make him a dill?

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YUNG_GUAC 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fucking hell dude. Take my disgusted upvote, it's my own fault that I even know what this is in reference to. What a fucking degenerate.

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NessInOnett 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

Cucumber Monday Tuesday anyone?

Edit: forgot about Melania Monday

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Phil_DeGraves 7 points ago +7 / -0

The cucumber's chakras are aligned and in harmony!

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suejeanne 6 points ago +6 / -0

is this about someone being in a pickle?

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Virtigo31 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmao

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Dialectic 5 points ago +5 / -0

BRUH

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9secpan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looks like a Kamel toe tool box tune up thing'y...is my guess

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Nothing2no123 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought Hunter liked skittles on his peen. Kek

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SethRichsgoldwatch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why was I so curious during the laptop leaks?

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Eyedaed 4 points ago +4 / -0

I kinda liked thinking they were skittles.. “skittle dick” had a nice ring to it.

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TheJustin 4 points ago +4 / -0

He was using M&M minis because they made for a larger ahem appearance...

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KRosen333 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hate you.

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phlashmanusa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Odd pickle that one.........

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niconicoreeee 3 points ago +3 / -0

oh no not again lmao

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Tardigrade 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone remember that game mastermind? It might go by other names, but you have so many guesses to figure out your opponents color sequence. They give you hints based on how many correct colors and positions you guessed.

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Judgejude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Skittles.

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RC22 3 points ago +4 / -1

I totally missed something somewhere what is up with all the pickles tonight?

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RC22 2 points ago +3 / -1

They are just as confused 50 people asking what's up with the cucumbers comments just go with it huh pepe the frog is going to feel unloved

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RC22 1 point ago +2 / -1

Really and truly? get out Trump wouldn't mention that

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s a cucumber you bigot 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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RC22 3 points ago +4 / -1

Play nice

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump said he liked cucumbers at the GA rally

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realitymatrix 3 points ago +3 / -0

DECODE: CUCUMBER : HOW TO DECODE : GEMATRIA CALCULATOR.... "ELECTION FRAUD" ... "HUNTERS" "CORPORATION" .... "TRUMPENCE" ... DO YOU Q? LINK TO GEMATRIA CALCULATOR .... https://thedonald.win/p/11QlKRYQKK/cucumber--how-to-decode--gematri/

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RC22 2 points ago +3 / -1

Did Trump say I love frogs at some point?

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Isthisreallife2016 2 points ago +2 / -0

I take ONE NAP and now i gave no idea why this is stickied

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RC22 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump mentioned he loves cucumbers in his speech tonight. I have not seen a Pepe munching on a cucumber yet that will come soon enough

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Bravo1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crying in 3 M&M’s 😢

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chez_blunts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Zoomed out, it kinda looks like the magic beans from Ocarina of Time

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Auroraalpha 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lies! I only saw 4 M&Ms! This is too long!

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redinmn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some things can not be unseen.

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fbeeee 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think Biden has 7 years left though

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arturia 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love Q-cumbers too.

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TheRedPlanet 1 point ago +1 / -0

ParaphraseText from Hunter to Joe: butt Dad she's accusing me of acting inappropriately around my niece, saying I was smoking crack and walking around naked."

"Honey can you hand Uncle that pipe and Skittles?"

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ButteryFumes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take my updoot. You win. ⬆️

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Gov_Dimwiddle 1 point ago +1 / -0

What did I miss?

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Patriots2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m starting to think that images of memes like this play over and over in Joe’s head, that’s why he can’t keep a straight thought. Well Done! 😂

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Trump_in_2020_Pedes -2 points ago +1 / -3

Do you seriously think m&m's are spelled mms?

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Trump_in_2020_Pedes -3 points ago +1 / -4

It's OK, d0uchebag. You don't get to tell me what to post. ROFL. I won't even bother replying to you any more. I'll just block your [email protected] self so you can get on with your pathetic life. 🤣

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trex554 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hunters 9 inch ding gong getting stroked by his nieces feet. Hunter ready to get paid again maybe?

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RedFemmeRedemption 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gross