16 posted 130 days ago by TRUMPISTHEGOAT202045 130 days ago by TRUMPISTHEGOAT202045 +16 / -0 23 comments share 23 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (23) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 1 ▼ – neehl 1 point 130 days ago +1 / -0 Socialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some of the milk. Fascism: You have two cows. You give all the milk to the government, and the government sells it. Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both of the cows. Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow. Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull. permalink save report block reply
Socialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.
Communism: You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some of the milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give all the milk to the government, and the government sells it.
Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both of the cows.
Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.
Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.