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magachudd 46 points ago +46 / -0

We love you Melissa!

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BloodDe 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ya she's awesome.

She said she needs a job.

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trump212121 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone needs to start a GoFundMe page for this patriot!

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MooseKnukl3 35 points ago +35 / -0

She made it on SNL you know you leading the charge if they trying to make a whole unfunny skit about you!

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Ithrowawaay 31 points ago +31 / -0

SNL playing themselves. 90% of their audience has to go look up who this woman is.

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publ1us 14 points ago +14 / -0

Streisand Effect. Way to go SNL!

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Cbllbc 13 points ago +13 / -0

I would bet so much that she was funnier on trial than the actual skit.

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JacketlessJimJordan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even Scott Adams was dunking on her on the Twatter.

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FreeCopterRides [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

It’s so crazy how the left had no qualms with believing a second hand account from an anonymous whistleblower but disregards affidavits so easily. I could never imagine what it’s like being so brainwashed like that. Scary that soooo many people are that easily controlled

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Rothbard 9 points ago +9 / -0

You have to understand they want to be controlled. They want someone to put a collar around their necks, attach a leash and make them heel. Theyd love nothing more than to spend their lives being told exactly what to do.

Ive met them in eastern europe who want to go back to communism theyll admit they enjoyed not having to work and being told what to do.

Thats like these people they want someone to be their master. You cant understand it. Because thats abhorrent to you. The reason is because they are lazy uselesss fucks who know in a free enterprise system they would be destroyed by the competition. So they want socialism.

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FreeCopterRides [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Such a shame to not know that feeling of being mentally free.

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Ithrowawaay 4 points ago +4 / -0

I too, grow weary of these monkeyshines.

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JacketlessJimJordan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bonus synonyms include tomfoolery and shenanigans.

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuckery afoot has a nice ring to it

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Billygoat65 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’re in for a huge shock when Trump is declared the winner.

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4MoreDecades 18 points ago +18 / -0

So much free salt to go with my popcorn

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TenScoops 5 points ago +5 / -0

got a link video of her testimony?

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FreeCopterRides [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sorry took so long, was making a streamable link. I think this is her whole testimony. When I was searching for it on YouTube there were tons of vids before this one that used words like “crazy, unhinged, embarrassing, etc”. Fuck YouTube and Google. https://streamable.com/8cc3ge

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ChicomUberAlles 3 points ago +3 / -0

enter the concern troll demonrat: these claims they are they are making claims outrageous claims, shouldn't they be... what do you call it... what do you call it, be Under Oath?

REPRESENTATIVE, REPRESENTATIVE btfo They have signed an affidavit you dumb bitch stop interrupting this hearing.

gave me the Chills!

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HolographicTacoSalad 4 points ago +4 / -0

BASED MILF

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FreeCopterRides [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

I bet she did the same eyebrow flick every time she hit “send”

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Rs1250xl 10 points ago +10 / -0

We’re gonna need to see the video...for research.

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Stallion 5 points ago +5 / -0

Boyfriend sent 'em to his ex.

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FluffiPuff 3 points ago +3 / -0

yeah, not her fault.

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Barbs 3 points ago +3 / -0

I believe she was reportedly sending sex tapes of her and her boyfriend to his ex-wife. His ex is probably a bitch.

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Slappysq 3 points ago +3 / -0

So?

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NotDangerousGame 4 points ago +4 / -0

We're going to need to invent new denominations of currency to put these guys on.

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FreeCopterRides [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can pick who goes on what bill but they should all be denominations of important patriotic dates in American history ie $1776 bill, $17.76 bill, $2016 bill, $20.16 bill. It’d drive cashiers and bank tellers crazy but totally worth it. 😎

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uzi5v2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well considering 13 is too only for many of them...

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Neverstoptrumping 3 points ago +3 / -0

Liberal and Rhinos are not use to people standing their ground! We are sick of their crap...they have awaken the MAGA PARTY! Silent no more!

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rplgn 3 points ago +3 / -0

They needed some time to kickstart the spin. But yea, she gets a lot of attention due to her sassy ass. I bet a lot of people will become patriots in the minds of all pedes once this is all over.

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FreeCopterRides [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, searching for her or her testimony on YouTube it’s like 90% results are name calling like crazy, drunk, unhinged, embarrassing, etc. but none of these videos actually address her testimony. And the worst part is that’s all that’s needed to convince lefties is a video title that slanders her. Also, Philip defranco is a dipshit. He was in the search results doing the same thing. Never been a fan of his but he just irks the shit outta me. Don’t get me started on TYT’s horseshit and Jon adderolla(?). One of my brother’s friends tried to use TYT as a reference once during a polite debate and I ended it right then.

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womendriverslol 3 points ago +3 / -0

Atop my Christmas tree is an angel bearing a light in her gentle hands to drive back the darkness. I put lipstick, glasses, and a raised eyebrow on her. The light somehow now glows even brighter.

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ForChristssakes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Woman (no x, no y) shows what real strength is.

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rain1911 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hawt!!!

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ShyRipley 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sassy!

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DebbieinDallas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sassy is sexy