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thunderpussy 121 points ago +121 / -0

I keep forgetting that it is now a crime in the United States to demand that the FBI actually investigate and lock up criminals, as opposed to staging political coups...

My bad.

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BloodDe 38 points ago +38 / -0

They would lock us up in a second and give us an Epstein.

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thunderpussy 32 points ago +32 / -0

At a minimum. they would lie, cost you hundreds of thousands or millions, terriffy and harass your family, your business, your associates, etc.

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BloodDe 16 points ago +16 / -0

An Epstein is like a wedgy except it's around the neck and you die.

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thunderpussy 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yeah. Kind of a perma-wedgy.

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mass55th 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm retired. My family is all gone. I have no money. Worked in uniform in NY State's prison system for 25 years, and could do the rest of my life (what little there is left), in prison because they are nothing more than babysitting facilities with televisions, gyms, libraries, three hots, and a cot. You can sit on your ass all day, and still be paid by the system.

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thunderpussy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope you aren't too alone, pede.

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mass55th 2 points ago +2 / -0

Been living alone for a very long time. Sons live a distance away. The rest of my family can be found in graveyards. They've all been dead for years. Hopefully they haven't voted recently 🤣

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FrankWisner 6 points ago +6 / -0

FBI = KGB

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's pronounced Flynn. They'd Flynn us alive.

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thunderpussy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hang them by their necks until their astral reassignment........LOL

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BloodDe 5 points ago +5 / -0

The could get me so easy on the first question. Just ask me what I think of them... I either gotta shit down their throat or I'm lying.

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Auslander 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you honestly expect them to lock themselves up?

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thunderpussy 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is that little problem.....:)

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Ithrowawaay 26 points ago +26 / -0

And if not, prove us wrong.

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KingSweyn 9 points ago +9 / -0

Right? Bring the evidence, give it to the people.

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fightnwhitey 4 points ago +4 / -0

👆what he said

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Fullidat1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Put it in a rap song to an NWA beat and you got a hit!!

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Thenung89 3 points ago +3 / -0

*all

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Thajugglaa 46 points ago +46 / -0

No one take the bait of a rando showing up one day trying to talk you into bombing something.

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Ithrowawaay 43 points ago +43 / -0

“Greetings fellow millipedes, I have five tons of fertilizer, not sure what to do with it.”

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Mantiskoresh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well an econoline and some 40 cetane diesel would make for an interesting cocktail

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Ithrowawaay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Easy there, Timothy!

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TwelveMoreYears 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone went to basic at Leonardwood...

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grow cucumbers. Duh. It's like you're not even one of us...

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Choomguy 29 points ago +29 / -0

They dont do investigations anymore but they still do entrapment!

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thunderpussy 28 points ago +28 / -0

Entrapment is practically ALL the FBI does do these days, when they aren't staging political coups and protecting the Globalist elite from their criminal acts.

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kag-2020- 4 points ago +4 / -0

They'll send an army of investigators to look at a garage door pull down rope too.

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thunderpussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

If there was a noose drawn on some ballots, half the FBI would have been dispatched....

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GODwins76 1 point ago +2 / -1

They aren't human. They are pos. Anyone who talks to them is definitely the enemy now. Fuck them too, in the end informants should go to jail and lose citizenship for being weak.

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Cyphr 14 points ago +14 / -0

Beware of glowies attempting entrapment... don't fall for it. Deport.

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BarronVonSaltzburg26 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh great, now what do I do with this brand new wood chipper?

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Junosu 43 points ago +43 / -0

So rope seems to be the only thing that gets their attention?

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Junosu 15 points ago +15 / -0

Interesting.- as yesterday I was having an ethical conflict of my own. I am a pacifist by nature, unless, of course, someone or something threatens me or anyone I love. Then the beast is released. Yesterday, I was considering if a few public guillotine demonstrations with some of the "usual suspects" would help people to see that there are consequences for their crimes. Currently, the only consequence, is getting promoted.

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BoilingEnema 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ehh, only if a politically connected retard complains about an imaginary crime.

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computer7723 33 points ago +33 / -0

This isnt a political forum. this is a minecraft forum. We are just playing minecraft and discussing our love for the game

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thunderpussy 27 points ago +27 / -0

The FBI was an agency birthed by a corrupt glorified file clerk, black mail artist and cross dresser, J. Edgar Hoover.

You can't get the corruption out of them. It's in the agency's DNA.

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BoilingEnema 7 points ago +7 / -0

J Edna*

And yes, when you have bedbugs, the only acceptable course of action is to burn the furniture.

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thunderpussy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fumigation just won't cut it.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now that would be a funny 4Chan exploit. Getting Pantifa to tear down all signs of J. Edgar Hoover for being disrespectful to Trannies. I'm sure it's possible to get Pantifa soy wave attacks against any statue or building name.

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kag-2020- 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm sure their personality tests have picking out Communist soyboys/feminists down to a science. If you have an ounce of integrity or patriotism, you will be filtered out.

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NYRepublican72 28 points ago +28 / -0

Fuck you, rogue FBI agents. Do your job and expose election fraud. LOCK UP PEDO HUNTER BIDEN.

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

Wait! It’s the few FBI agents that aren’t traitors (if there are any) that are rouge...

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GODwins76 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shut it down. Can never be fixed.

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Covfefe_Crusader 27 points ago +27 / -0

I wouldn't even piss on an FBI employee burning to death in front of their children.

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 22 points ago +22 / -0

Dear FBI,

We know.

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smartass 21 points ago +21 / -0

People who commit treason should hang, whether their name is Obama or Hillary.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unfortunately, the ruling classes traditionally weren't hanged. It was more of a chop-chop approach for them. Hanging was for the peasants

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eddieblasphemy 19 points ago +19 / -0

Hey FBI. My ass. Eat it

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Hoshi 12 points ago +13 / -1

Maybe FBI become based from their investigation here?

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Datamancer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Counterinfection

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kag-2020- 1 point ago +1 / -0

They protect the pedo Satanist cult that runs our country. They know exactly what goes on and they're fighting to keep it continuing.

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JamesTheSavage 10 points ago +10 / -0

I am eager to see justice. They destroyed God, Country and the People for personal gain.

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thisjoeknows 10 points ago +10 / -0

You mean there are more of them watching TD.win that there are investigating election fraud? Got it, thanks.

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AlexJonesKicksAss 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol

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thekindlyman555 9 points ago +9 / -0

In Minecraft.

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AngryAsian 9 points ago +9 / -0

If I'm ever arrested by the FBI, the only thing I'm going to do is constantly bring up Hunter Biden's laptop and try to enter into evidence images from Hunter Biden's laptop and emails with Beijing Biden...they'll either drop the case or kill me

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AngryAsian 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only thing I'd say the entire time is, here's an image of Hunter Biden doing this...

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Chuckwagon642000 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fuck the ropes too damn slow. Traitors need to be publicly executed by high speed industrial wood chippers on national unity day.

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Dieselslacker 4 points ago +4 / -0

The fastest chipper was called whisper chipper. They don't have any feed rolls, once the limbs hit,they get sucked in fast. I would always trot and release the brush, bc it sucks it in so fast, the limbs will hit you.

Knowing is half the battle

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Chuckwagon642000 3 points ago +3 / -0

I still want to use a gallow with a trap door on the floor for the commies to fall through.. Maintain some historical American values with executions. Also the executioner pulls the handle when infranassuraprezzuir is sounded over a speaker to the patriotic crowd.

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AngelMark 8 points ago +8 / -0

FUCK the FBI, IRS, DOJ, CIA! They work for me and are ALL doing a TERRIBLE JOB!

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CySailor 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wonder if their are more FBI agents that give a damn about justice and America... or more that have become corrupt agents of politicians. It would suck to be someone that actually gives a damn surrounded by the decay that exists today in formerly great institutions.

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GODwins76 1 point ago +1 / -0

To do the job requires working for the deep state. So why bother?

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ZombieVote2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't have a single garage pull at my residence. So, they have no beef with me.

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GODwins76 1 point ago +2 / -1

FBI won't survive this. We'll make sure!!!

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GODwins76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Again???

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rolandkhan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Organized crime syndicate.

They allowed their cowardly selves to be turned into and used as nothing more than jackboot thugs carrying out the orders of their masters like obedient little lapdogs.

Congratulations you sackless pieces of shit.

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Thenung89 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is every single person who works for the FBI a cowardly, traitorous faggot?

Answer: Yes.

Every. Single. One.

Hay FBI guise there's a string hanging from my garage door can u plz investigate omgzzz

They're a joke.

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geocitiesuser 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty sure there is a few clever ones trying to glue identities to usernames. Be clever back.

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GODwins76 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have systems but can't deviate from their investigations on us. Look for COINcidences when someone is talking to you. "Oh you too?!"

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geocitiesuser 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's easy to forget that while most of here are just shit posting and having fun, there are people on the clock trying to figure out which ones of us are influential, can be fucked with, or are involved in some other group.

I was reminded of this all recently.

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GODwins76 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm the boss.

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Maynight 0 points ago +1 / -1

you aint shit

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jiujiujiu 4 points ago +4 / -0

FBI is a partisan democrat mafia organization. Traitors to our Constitution.

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Bramage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Unless we are saying we will do any such ourselves no laws are being broken. fuck the deep state fbi.

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Maynight 1 point ago +2 / -1

the people selling your kids drugs would sell your kids for drugs... shoot your local drug dealers... gather a milita and seek out and destroy the cartels..

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GODwins76 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah they can kill themselves.

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SpezLovesHisBull 4 points ago +4 / -0

Faggots

Buttfuckers

Imbeciles

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sudsbeard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck the FBI. Crooked bastards have been POS since that fat cross dressing fascist was their boss. They haven't changed since his death.

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BigBadJim 3 points ago +3 / -0

FBI, CIA, NSA, ATF, CDC, all must go the way of the dodo.

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mty_green_go 3 points ago +3 / -0

Too bad freedom of speech is protected by the first amendment. Otherwise they would have arrested everyone . Hi FBI

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darthmatt005 3 points ago +3 / -0

The penalty for treason is death.

FBI is asshoe.

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Loiuzein 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would never suggest that every member of the FBI be rounded up and put in a small cage with a member of Antifa and then dealt with later

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Pk4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

FOOK THE FBI

YOU SOY FILLED CUCKS CAN SUCK MY NUTS 💀

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Crusty_Pede 3 points ago +3 / -0

The agents will hang too

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clbrto 2 points ago +2 / -0

end the FBI

it's a hopelessly corrupt crime syndicate

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Bucky1951 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck Zuck with a cucumber.

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Bongshapiro 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember when they said "Mike Flynn lied to the FBI". I said "since when is it a crime to lie to the FBI?" "Like, a year now." I wish they would ask me something, so I could lie to their fucking faces.

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GODwins76 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only the government can lie.

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NormaJeanRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

We should have a beer together.

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W1nn7ngTrad7ti6n 2 points ago +2 / -0

They already have 302s printed from 🇨🇳

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ClintonCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't believe someone would want public officials that committed a crime to be hung to show the people as well as other elected officials that crimes have consequences... that would be a terrible thing for this country: accountability. I can't believe someone would try to support such a thing... i mean I wouldn't... could you imagine what it would be like if the people we hired actually feared us? They might actually... do their job? I mean- that would be a terrible thing to occur- a terrible thing.

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TWK02 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plenty of rope......

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Clandestiny 1 point ago +1 / -0

In minecraft?

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KingSweyn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes no one should ever call for resistance against a government which actively oppresses us, commits voter fraud, and refuses to represent us meaningfully. I mean, when has violence ever changed history? Look at those books, no warrior ever made history, all our rights come from the government allowment. We just have to beg and whine loud enough, since it's not as though credible threats of violence ever change people's behaviors, right?

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20XX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just say "in minecraft"