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Goozmania 59 points ago +60 / -1

She didn't have it twice. Covid tests are bullshit and will give you a false positive if you have other respiratory illnesses, like influenza.

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Goozmania 25 points ago +26 / -1

Hence the 95% reduction in flu cases*

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twoscoops4america 19 points ago +19 / -0

Correct. No one got a cold OR the flu this year. You know anyone that did? I don't. But I know people that had COVID!

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Sliced_Beef_Brisket 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've had a cold for the last week and a half. Both of my covid tests came back negative.

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abstr4ct 0 points ago +1 / -1

My friends wifes father just passed away from covid. He was a healthly person. Although he was a doctor so around it more on covid unit.

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TGNX 2 points ago +2 / -0

And regular old pneumonia.

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TheHoeAndJoe420 1 point ago +1 / -0

how is it 95% reduction? I thought theres 0 flu cases

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Italianshamrock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or any other inflammation.

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MehNahMehNah 14 points ago +14 / -0

This would suggest at least two 'novel' respiratory viral strains in the wild. At the same time? Or there was a rush to diagnose her (incorrectly) the first time (and maybe this time too) anticipating adding to the body count. LOL

Granted they were weak enough not to kill this centurion, so it does make one wonder why are we locking down the world... or just the West?

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Goozmania 9 points ago +10 / -1

Only countries controlled by China are locked down. The rest of the Earth has moved on.

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HatnNewLognReqs 13 points ago +14 / -1

Twice? Sus. or she has a weird immune system

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NZ_Pede 12 points ago +12 / -0

LOL > “She had symptoms — fever, a dry cough,” Merola said. “They thought she might also have the flu.”>

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LogicalPatriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm not reading the article but off the cuff I'd give 2 reasons:

1 - her doctor is fucking based and is giving her a HDQ + Ivermectin conctile each an every time for therapy and she beats it within days each time.

Or

2 - the tests gave her false positives due to the over samples / over cycling problem proved in recent studies where tests are being sampled up to 90 times (engineering requirement is only 25 to 30 cycles) and thus they're over representing residual viral material and never smd actual infection.

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ExposeThem 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm pretty sure they say only like four people have gotten it twice globally and even those cases are disputed.

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ikuyas 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think elderly survival rate of 99.5% is a lie. It's probably higher.

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JeremiahKassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course it it. They're counting heart attacks as COVID deaths.

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9D_Underwater_Chess 4 points ago +4 / -0

20 more years and she'll be able to vote for Biden too

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TGNX 2 points ago +2 / -0

This needs more upvotes.

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YourMamma57 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wolverine's Mom?

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Username455231 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably just genetics - you make it to 102, your body and immune system are pretty fucking tough.

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy sht. She’s adorable. Just want to give her a hug.

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TakenusernameA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Her immune system must be crap if she was one of the five people to get Covid twice.

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Tuarac 1 point ago +1 / -0

They don’t make em like they used to! (Women, not viruses)