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posted ago by AbortSocialMedia +169 / -1

I have experience in prolonged fasting, so no concern needed. I plan to go at least until Dec. 14. If there's interest, reply to this post over the coming days and I'll tell you how I'm feeling. No praise required. I want this in existence on the web to bind that contract, you are my witnesses. God is my savior, Trump is my president.

"I fast for greater physical and mental efficiency."

Plato

I have experience in prolonged fasting, so no concern needed. I plan to go at least until Dec. 14. If there's interest, reply to this post over the coming days and I'll tell you how I'm feeling. No praise required. I want this in existence on the web to bind that contract, you are my witnesses. God is my savior, Trump is my president. "I fast for greater physical and mental efficiency." Plato
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TheBasedZodiac 13 points ago +13 / -0

I eat dead animals for greater physical and mental efficiency

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AbortSocialMedia [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll take the meat eater challenge with you any day. I ate about a pound of chicken giblets on thanksgiving. The Portuguese use it for stuffing.

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TheBasedZodiac 7 points ago +7 / -0

When I go hunting I eat the back strap and the heart on the way out.

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AbortSocialMedia [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

My dude.

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inspir3dgenius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell you what. When you're done with your fast I'll bring the coelho, you make sure none of them are named Paulo.

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AbortSocialMedia [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

We are from one of the tree branch-named Portuguese lineage. Defenders of Christ.

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AbortSocialMedia [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

2 Corinthians 4:8-10 8 We are hard pressed on every side, but not crushed; perplexed, but not in despair; 9 persecuted, but not abandoned; struck down, but not destroyed. 10 We always carry around in our body the death of Jesus, so that the life of Jesus may also be revealed in our body.

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inspir3dgenius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Corinthians is fire

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YaBoiJacob 7 points ago +7 / -0

I fast once every week for a day or two since the election

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AbortSocialMedia [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honestly dude, you're asking so I'll lay it on you.

 Last year in Feb I was 310lbs. I started watching Cole Robinson (Snake Diet) and he changed my life. I weight 240 today. (5'10" My father is a monster oldchad.) I kicked down to 185 in four months. It's all psychological, mental, truly.
 I wanted to join the Corp. but with all this shit going down I decided against it. I had a perfect ASVAB in high school. I couldn't enlist infantry because I was a morbidly obese teenager with contacts and I was soyboy actor anyway.
 Wew I won't give you anymore unnecessary details but when kungflu happened I lost my chef job and started souping. I got back to 240 because I want to go countless days without rations if I decide to go continental army.
 Cole Robinson, by yelling at me and calling me a pussy, brought out more discipline than anything I had ever encountered in my life. I don't do "youtube journeys" or social media because I think it's disgusting vanity. I have hyper active hatred for vanity due to my first degree was in theatre and I lived in that brainwashed cockboy life for years and years.
Layed out in five year: [Donald Trump] brought me back to [Fearless Patriotism] which brought me to [Destroying my ego]

which brought me to [Cole Robinson] which brought me to torturous discipline for fun.

Here goes, I've been writing a book that I know I won't ever get published and I'd do it anon anyway. I black fasted to the point of near death to test myself. Mentally as well. For 13 days I went without the following:

No: Internet, TV, vidya etc, food, water, masturbation, talking, social communication of any kind, no speaking. I just went full allegory of the cave.

I started last night, so I'm going at least 9 days....? But I'm prepared spiritually and mentally and I've tacked on enough covid flab to go until the day before Inauguration.

I'll see you there, I'll be wearing a red t-shirt that says FSJ (Fuck Sleepy Joe). When you see me, thread, embrace me like your oldest friend!

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AbortSocialMedia [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

is this text going off-screen for anyone else?

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AnthraciteCracker 1 point ago +2 / -1

You are talking about fasting during the day, right? You did not go 13 24hr days without water.

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AbortSocialMedia [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

My record is 13 days without water. It's impossible for an obese person to dehydrate unless they have a pre-existing condition. Most do, I do not. Edit: it doesn't mean you feel "good". Discipline is not supposed to feel "good".

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

13 days wtf

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AbortSocialMedia [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice dude. Where I live that's impossible as I refuse to wear a mask.

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AbortSocialMedia [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most definitely

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the_essayist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Friend, there's not much this Orthodox Canadian pede can do from up here, but I'll certainly join you in this. The priest says a beautiful exposition on the power of fasting and prayer during our fasting seasons, if you (or anyone else) are interested, I'm happy to post it!

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AbortSocialMedia [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm honored. You just be able bodied enough to send syrup and horses. We got a continent to uphold.

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5thavenue 3 points ago +3 / -0

epic. good luck

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jgardner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isaiah 58

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AbortSocialMedia [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

..........wew lad.

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AbortSocialMedia [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Peter 5:10. 10 And the God of all grace, who called you to his eternal glory in Christ, after you have suffered a little while, will himself restore you and make you strong, firm and steadfast.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will fast until the next time I eat as well

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AbortSocialMedia [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pede posted this and it's important and beautiful, take the time:

True Fasting - Isaiah 58 “Shout it aloud, do not hold back. Raise your voice like a trumpet. Declare to my people their rebellion and to the descendants of Jacob their sins. 2 For day after day they seek me out; they seem eager to know my ways, as if they were a nation that does what is right and has not forsaken the commands of its God. They ask me for just decisions and seem eager for God to come near them. 3 ‘Why have we fasted,’ they say, ‘and you have not seen it? Why have we humbled ourselves, and you have not noticed?’

“Yet on the day of your fasting, you do as you please and exploit all your workers. 4 Your fasting ends in quarreling and strife, and in striking each other with wicked fists. You cannot fast as you do today and expect your voice to be heard on high. 5 Is this the kind of fast I have chosen, only a day for people to humble themselves? Is it only for bowing one’s head like a reed and for lying in sackcloth and ashes? Is that what you call a fast, a day acceptable to the Lord?

6 “Is not this the kind of fasting I have chosen: to loose the chains of injustice and untie the cords of the yoke, to set the oppressed free and break every yoke? 7 Is it not to share your food with the hungry and to provide the poor wanderer with shelter— when you see the naked, to clothe them, and not to turn away from your own flesh and blood? 8 Then your light will break forth like the dawn, and your healing will quickly appear; then your righteousness[a] will go before you, and the glory of the Lord will be your rear guard. 9 Then you will call, and the Lord will answer; you will cry for help, and he will say: Here am I. “If you do away with the yoke of oppression, with the pointing finger and malicious talk, 10 and if you spend yourselves in behalf of the hungry and satisfy the needs of the oppressed, then your light will rise in the darkness, and your night will become like the noonday. 11 The Lord will guide you always; he will satisfy your needs in a sun-scorched land and will strengthen your frame. You will be like a well-watered garden, like a spring whose waters never fail. 12 Your people will rebuild the ancient ruins and will raise up the age-old foundations; you will be called Repairer of Broken Walls, Restorer of Streets with Dwellings.

13 “If you keep your feet from breaking the Sabbath and from doing as you please on my holy day, if you call the Sabbath a delight and the Lord’s holy day honorable, and if you honor it by not going your own way and not doing as you please or speaking idle words, 14 then you will find your joy in the Lord, and I will cause you to ride in triumph on the heights of the land and to feast on the inheritance of your father Jacob.” For the mouth of the Lord has spoken

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Pedeville 0 points ago +1 / -1

Just do lsd, it will make you see weird shit just like dehydration and starvation