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FYI - The flag code does allow for you to beat commies with a flag
posted ago by McBuck ago by McBuck +44 / -0

thats all

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– KRM944 5 points ago +5 / -0

Should be a new rule- all flagpoles at rallies are pitchforks

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– McBuck [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Patriot protest kit - including tar and feathers

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– KilroyJCNJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Politician Not Included"

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– 5thavenue 2 points ago +2 / -0

what do u want them to do in the middle of a brawl? put it on the ground? turn around and politely ask someone to hold it?

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– KilroyJCNJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

technickally, you cannot beat anyone with a fabric rectangle...

The flag STAFF, however, is another story.

(I am pretty sure the Flag Code prohibits strangulation with the Flag, however..)

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– pelosis_liver 3 points ago +3 / -0

So attaching a bayonet might be ok?

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– KilroyJCNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Consult your local laws.

But I bet hot-gluing a couple of bow saw blades along the staff would work just fine, too!

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– myinitialsareKEK -1 points ago +1 / -2

God Bless America!

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