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Punisher1776 48 points ago +48 / -0

As much as I hate socialist soyboys.... that first dodge was pretty impressive lol. I'm still laughing watching this over and over.

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ChelseaHubbell 29 points ago +29 / -0 (edited)

It was his matrix trenchcoat that gave him those powers

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Mane 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah mate, it’s that guitar patch cable you put in the back of your head where you can download skills and karate.

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ChelseaHubbell 22 points ago +22 / -0

The Trumper taking a cheap shot and just roaring back at the kid is pretty impressive too

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Punisher1776 20 points ago +20 / -0

The way he literally laughs off soyboys punch was utter hilarity!

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TheWilderness [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

After that first swing he had an opportunity to run. Should have taken it.

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perfidiousfish 8 points ago +8 / -0

Leaning back the way he did meant there was nowhere for him to go when the second punch came along.

If you want to avoid more than one punch, do it with your knees, not your waist.

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kuningus 3 points ago +3 / -0

He was supposed to continue into a back handspring jaw kick.

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sixfingerdildo 1 point ago +1 / -0

or do like floyd mayweather and just be a bobble person

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petiteputnam 5 points ago +5 / -0

First dodge was smooth af almost looked like a movie scene until 3 seconds later when he just took the beating like a cuck

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RichardKimball 24 points ago +24 / -0

Kid has no idea how fortunate he is. That guy showed remarkable restraint, cause he could have killed him.

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TheWilderness [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yep. Made his point and then stood ground.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

+5 Lean Dodge

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Pgledger 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like how he put his hands up like he knew they would back off, its almost like deep down he knows we have good morals, no way antifa would of shown the same restraint.

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undecidedmask 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is good. A little shake up, no real injuries, a lesson taught. One side clearly defeated.

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Cloudrdr 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe Trump and Biden in a little cage match to decide this butch.

I think the guy that went to military school might have a step or two on a pool attendant.

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +2 / -1

The lesson learned by the soyboy was to pick on children and not men. He did not get a character improvement from this.

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Fenianlad 11 points ago +11 / -0

He got in the car and his mom was silent on the 20 minute ride home. She said nothing as she made his tendies in the toaster oven. Dropped the plate in front of him. “What no barbecue sauce?” he says. “Barbecue sauce is for winners, you fucking pussy.”

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Msmisfake 2 points ago +2 / -0

DYING

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ProfessorRomendev 10 points ago +10 / -0

I actually like how, once he was thrown on the ground, the guy stopped. He didn't start stomping him out or anything, that patriot was a gentleman who let the guy walk away.

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V_exodus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Excellent. They need to be taught.

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TheWilderness [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Spare the rod...

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dindunufin2 5 points ago +5 / -0

must need more soy powder!

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7thTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Commie gets KaBoonked

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Cloudrdr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Definition of CURB STOMPED.

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refresco 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's no feeling like just eating a punch from someone and knowing that's all they've got and it's nowhere near enough.

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Smooth_Kahuna 4 points ago +4 / -0

What is with the BS anime dodge defense, Soy Boy get your hands up. lol

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Msmisfake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Antifa would have been kicking him in the head first chance they got.

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Coolgenner 2 points ago +2 / -0

He “punched a nazi”, he thinks he’s a hero. Lost his trendies.

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fknsl 2 points ago +2 / -0

IF the roles were reversed, the tough guy would have been pushed from behind while retreating...

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Balzenburg 2 points ago +2 / -0

MOOOAAAAARRRR

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TheWilderness [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

he had enough but there's more than enough of these internet tough guy commies to go around

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MrPoorRichard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look like the man in the red hat played hockey as a kid

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AllahFubar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Democrat Unity

Hahaha

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SyNiKaLiTy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I woulda fucking punted him in the head, then threw his ass in the car.

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