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CrowTRobot 282 points ago +285 / -3

They'll keep this right next to Hunter's laptop

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DrWeeGee 163 points ago +164 / -1

And Hillarys server

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DrWeeGee 143 points ago +143 / -0

And Weiners laptop

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HawkTheSlayer 128 points ago +129 / -1

And Obama's long form birth certificate

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DaoDeDickinson 77 points ago +79 / -2

And those missing Hawaiian newspaper records

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deleted 59 points ago +59 / -0
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kornesque 58 points ago +58 / -0 (edited)

And Michelle's dong.

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EvilWhitey177 56 points ago +56 / -0

And Epsteins Suicide footage

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Swifty2727 15 points ago +15 / -0

So y’all saying Epstein has it all in Argentina?

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DaoDeDickinson 12 points ago +15 / -3

He wouldn't be the first Jewish Neo-Nazi...

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gaijin_ronin 6 points ago +6 / -0

They all stay at the Adolph Hotel, Spa, and Sanctuary.

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Emperorvoid 4 points ago +4 / -0

Already passed it to Soro's.

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Tom94 5 points ago +8 / -3

And the their bible.

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buco 10 points ago +10 / -0

And Big Mike's tuck tape.

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gaijin_ronin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let me guess the brand....FrogTape Pro Grade Orange. This tape offers "high adhesion and quick stick to a variety of surfaces, even in hot and humid conditions." Wait, did you think I was gonna say Gorilla brand?

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sgt_richard 22 points ago +22 / -0

Warehouse 13

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Nellie_the_Beaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

There the damn truth! Or that cavernous government warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark where the Ark is stuffed on a pallet in a plain wooden crate amongst thousands.

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bouki 11 points ago +11 / -0

Exactly, which agents...

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rtdanon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Top. Men.

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BasteSpuds 5 points ago +5 / -0

Alleged laptop.

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Bramble 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep, they're more likely to be cleaning up their tracks then looking for anyone to arrest

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DblFistinPiston 138 points ago +138 / -0

Probably a pede that has been amassing all the voter fraud and the three letters found him.

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GoldenHurrdurr 82 points ago +82 / -0

His name is Elliot Kerwin and a DDG search indicates he is Republican. Any pedes able to do more digging?

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CockShitBalls 49 points ago +49 / -0

Typical FBI.

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FromSethWithLove 6 points ago +6 / -0

If he is, I hope he's a rino

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Nickleback45 [S] 88 points ago +91 / -3

Why it's being released now, no normal person may have a clue.

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SwampView 48 points ago +48 / -0

Ya, this was a month ago.

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HermitKidd 26 points ago +26 / -0

There should be something in the title when ppl post old news

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QuantumReality 4 points ago +5 / -1

Ya it's the date on the article.

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bellcurvestrikesback 64 points ago +64 / -0

Totally normal to have a big bag of usb sticks lying around what do you mean? I use them as filler for my beanbag chair

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DasBurt 23 points ago +23 / -0

I bet a lot of democrats have lots of usbs lying around, with pizza on them.

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Slim 16 points ago +16 / -0

Jokes aside I do have around 10 usb drives lying around. The feds would be bored by bootable Ubuntu and my old random files.

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hotdogsforsale 8 points ago +8 / -0

"This stick is just labeled "Metallica"....ok boys I've seen enough, under Kazaa article 2, and by the authority of BonzaiBuddy, you're coming downtown with us Napsterino!"

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BallsackPaneer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek, I remember BonzaiBuddy! Every free toolbar loving Karen had it installed at the office. What a PITA cleaning up all of their PCs.

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zooty 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same. And a box full of 20+ hard-drives that date from as long ago as 1997.

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rootGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

I purged mine that weren’t useful for installing a system or not metal and shaped like a bottle opener.

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WeWillRejoice 41 points ago +41 / -0

It sounds weird & may be a nothingburger (?) This is from:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/thomasbrewster/2020/12/04/exclusive-the-fbi-is-investigating-voter-data-theft-in-this-key-2020-election-battleground/?sh=13cabce734a4

"On the morning of November 5, as the 2020 election hung in the balance, Arizona federal agents raided a two-story house in Fountain Hills, Maricopa County, a county that had become a key battleground in the presidential race. The agents were looking for evidence of a cyberattack on an unnamed organization and stolen voter data. They left with eight hard drives, three computers and a bag of USB sticks. The resident of the property, a 56-year-old IT expert named Elliot Kerwin, was served the warrant. He is not yet facing charges and was unreachable for comment at the time of publication. There is no indication that anything other than voters’ information, which can be acquired for a few hundred dollars in Arizona counties, was taken from the affected office.

The warrant, discovered by Forbes this week, reveals investigators have been looking into a computer intrusion at an unnamed “victim office,” which occurred from October 21 to November 4. At the Kerwin residence, they were looking for any evidence within the seized computers that showed they’d been used to access the IT network at the office, as well as “protected voters’ information” and any indication that it had been disseminated to other people.

Of the 15 county recorder’s offices contacted by Forbes about the investigation, only one, Maricopa County, confirmed voter data had been stolen, noting that a federal investigation was under way. The Maricopa County Recorder’s office, which is just 30 minutes’ drive south from Kerwin’s home, did not confirm whether or not the investigation was the same as that referred to in the search warrant.

“Analysis by the Maricopa County Recorder’s Office IT Security indicates an unauthorized individual gathered publicly accessible voter information from our website,” a spokesperson said. They didn’t specify what voter information and declined to comment any further on the nature of the attack. The data trove could be significant; there were more than 2.5 million registered voters in the county for the 2020 election.

“Additional security controls were put in place to mitigate against this activity occurring in the future. The Maricopa County Recorder’s Office has reported this to proper authorities and law enforcement personnel, and there is an ongoing investigation by the FBI at this time. The FBI informed our office today they served a warrant,” the spokesperson added.

The Justice Department in Arizona told Forbes it couldn’t comment. An FBI spokesperson said they could neither confirm nor deny any investigation. The full scope of the investigation and the breach of Maricopa County’s website remains under seal."

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RedJive 29 points ago +29 / -0

Unauthorized individual ... publicly available data ...

ERROR. ERROR. DOES NOT COMPUTE

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BidenHunter 13 points ago +13 / -0

Exactly. Are all their readers retarded? This passes with their readership? Insane.

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Comntrinchief 4 points ago +4 / -0

Affirmative

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MAGAA2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, something about this story stinks. It's going to be equivalent to the "arrest of a Florida man voting twice for Trump" or some BS.

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Trumper007 33 points ago +33 / -0

Yeah thats where evidence goes to die

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Reagan 5 points ago +5 / -0

You forgot the part where he shoots all the dogs

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Jkend0740 15 points ago +15 / -0

Am I missing something here? They say that he received publicly available voter data. How is that a crime?

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Tenspot20 8 points ago +8 / -0

CNN said you can't freakin do that, bro!

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capefog 2 points ago +2 / -0

He hacked it and didn't pay for it?

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Postal 14 points ago +15 / -1

Annnnnnd the evidence is gone.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 13 points ago +13 / -0

And they were never seen, nor heard from again.

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SBOJ_JOBS 12 points ago +12 / -0

My Theory: Wray thought he would find a bag of dicks, not USB sticks. He's so disappointed!

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Billybobcuccio 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah except its the fbi . The same one that tried to overthrow a duly elected president with bullshit Russian dossier and hurricane crossfire.

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nanowerx 8 points ago +8 / -0

Destroyed. There goes the evidence. The feds never act for good, they only act to coverup

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NotMyGovernor 8 points ago +8 / -0

What is voter-data theft?

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inquimouse 18 points ago +18 / -0

Names, address, SSN, DL, party history, voting history--it's a hot commodity.

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MastaJoda 16 points ago +16 / -0

Shit...The MICH SOS sold the Mich voter rolls to a Leftist voter org! Illegal af...

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TowerLake 5 points ago +5 / -0

In PA too by the PA SOS

Also Sold to the same people

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zuccherina 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can I get a source for later?

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Thegreatestrecovery 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was a gift not a sale, she "donated" it to them.

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Centrist_Vet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Probably give it to the radical left to help with those lists of Trump supporters AOC mentioned, that feckless cunt.

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inquimouse 3 points ago +3 / -0

If it weren't for this hinted "cyberattack," it could have nothing to do with voting and just be another ID theft entrepreneur. Voter data would have all they need.

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Registered 7 points ago +7 / -0

Since this raid Barr has said there wasn't any fraud that would change the election...oh well.

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imgunnasayit 6 points ago +6 / -0

DONT MAIL IT TO TUCKER CARLSON!!!!!!

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Slippinjimmies 4 points ago +4 / -0

How much you want to be this was to help the Democrats?

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MemeWarsVet 3 points ago +3 / -0

A bag of USB dicks?

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sagebrushfire 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Who is going to be working the case, finding how this damming evidence will show Trump won Arizona?”

“Top men.”

“Who?”

“Top...men.”

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slaphappy2 3 points ago +3 / -0

The FBI is not going to do SHIT. We already know that. Nothing to see here.

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murph1953 3 points ago +3 / -0

The FBI is shredding the machines as we speak. To keep tradition, they'll use Hillary's hammer on the hard drives.

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Yewki 3 points ago +4 / -1

BOOM! A story with vague details!

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit! Hearing the word "raid" when it's against the actual bad guys feels like...i don't recognize this feeling. I don't think it's happened before!

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jiujiujiu 2 points ago +2 / -0

That happened a month ago. If they found something they’d share it right?

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rplgn 2 points ago +2 / -0

deported for misleading

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overblod 2 points ago +2 / -0

.... so that they can make the evidence disappear permanently and replace them with fake ones and declare that they were do fraud!

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VoteBlaster2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

These frat boys retrieved the goods and probably pissed all over it drunk and stoned. They are laughing at us. Dissolve the agency.

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Quoc01 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we confirm it's the good guy or the bad guy?

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FromSethWithLove 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Officials raid" only happens to enemies of the deep state

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BadgerPuncher 2 points ago +2 / -0

November 5th?

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Harper42190 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seems like it was public data ...who knows.

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that_guy_pming_tits 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bags of USB sticks are totally normal for secure vote tabulation. This one might be a stretch. BiDeN WiNs.

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BoilingEnema 2 points ago +2 / -0
  • we

  • federal officials

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duckstuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

What type of federal officials?

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

The write-up said Arizona Justice Department and The FBI. Yikes!

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Virtigo31 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agents?? Sauce??

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Former_Libtard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agents...doing their jobs?

Huh?

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Lawless 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its so they can cover this up

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Nickleback45 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probibly some CCP douche bag

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komenos_9 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why the hell do agents even need to raid a home?

Why didn’t the person in question turn the data sticks/hard drives in?

Wtf.

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guten_morgen 1 point ago +1 / -0

holy shit