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posted ago by Covidkid ago by Covidkid +5485 / -7

Sanders to discuss taking job as Head of KFC. 🍗

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BlackJack 82 points ago +83 / -1

What other kind of skin is there?

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Brakesbreaktrains 11 points ago +12 / -1

Kek

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NessInOnett 9 points ago +9 / -0

8kek.top

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Fjolsvith 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know that French word.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 6 points ago +8 / -2

Barr lacks the equipment required to hold foreskin.

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Xtracreddit 3 points ago +4 / -1

Dry skin, itchy skin

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kingred 1 point ago +2 / -1

that's hot - Will smith

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Carry_Your_Name 1 point ago +31 / -30

Lol, circumcised dick is healthier and prettier.

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RussianAgent13 24 points ago +28 / -4

> prettier

lol what kind of faggot cares about that

(unless you are a woman or an actual faggot, then please disregard)

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Carry_Your_Name -16 points ago +9 / -25

I think it's important because circumcision is a covenant with God, jewish or not. Health and hygiene benefits are just added bonus. Prettier or not, that's up to your partner in bed. Some ladies do prefer what is called a mushroom head. OK I won't go anywhere further.

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ScreamingEagles 19 points ago +25 / -6

Then you should have no problem being strapped down and having some of your genitals cut off against your will.

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Stylishman 13 points ago +19 / -6

Mutilating baby dicks is one of the strangest practices accepted today. At least let them choose it...

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MrTruam 7 points ago +9 / -2

At least 100+ babies die every year in USA due to complications from circumcision

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Weloveflyovercountry 1 point ago +5 / -4

also strange is when goyim get charged $5000 for surgery to mutilate their baby dicks in the hospital, and the naive fools do it willingly..health and hygiene (yeah buys a lot of beauty products and nose jobs for the wives of the tribe, otherwise its BS)

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Texasnumber1 8 points ago +11 / -3

Nope God made us perfect just the way we are stop that barbaric mutilating practice already

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asalonitis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just wash the darn thing and you don't need to worry.

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tufftoffee 2 points ago +3 / -1

Nope. New Testament is against foreskin cutting. You can keep that shit in your book.

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Carry_Your_Name -4 points ago +1 / -5

New Testament is neither for nor against it. Paul made it clear that the circumcision only has value if you follows the law, otherwise your circumcision becomes uncircumcision. He reiterated in I Corinthians 7:19 that snipped or not snipped doesn’t matter, what matters is keeping the commandments of God. The medical and aesthetic values, though, are another matter.

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TheJake 20 points ago +24 / -4

But makes docking impossible...

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WikkiWikki420 5 points ago +5 / -0

Uhhhh... Do I even want to know?

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BasedInFact 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m 100% content not knowing; more than happy to just nod along.

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ChippingToe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have you ever seen those nature videos where one snake eats another?

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MakeAmericaWinAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck you, bro!!

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NaggerPlease 10 points ago +12 / -2

Holy shit.... I thought you were messing around....

I’m sure he blows other pipes too.

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AdamBomb 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is why one of his nicknames is "Billy Bagpipes" on this forum.

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ChippingToe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ol' Billy bitch tits

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BigMikesBlackCock 0 points ago +1 / -1

Can confirm

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AppalachianTactical 0 points ago +2 / -2

As does most everyone when they see a fleshy blob rolling at them making dying cay sounds.

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BillDStrong 1 point ago +1 / -0

All joking aside, he is pretty good at that.

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JudicialDredd 8 points ago +9 / -1

There grilled is pretty good.

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RyanUpCreek 3 points ago +4 / -1

Not gonna lie

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BigIronBigIron 3 points ago +4 / -1

Potato

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HotMustard84 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hot and spicy is pretty damn good

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DrWeeGee 8 points ago +9 / -1

Finger lickin good!

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540k-Again 5 points ago +7 / -2

He goes back a few generations, so I'm going go with: original recipe

For anyone who wants a weekend Wall of text for some TD bedtime reading:

https://thedonald.win/p/11QlFpRr4n/extra-extra-read-all-about-it-sa/

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Meme_war_ii_vet 3 points ago +4 / -1

11 herbs and spices

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IvIA6A 2 points ago +3 / -1

I thought he had 11

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Gwoz8881 2 points ago +3 / -1

Barr doesn’t deserve all 11

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 1 point ago +1 / -0

Something like “I was so excited...”

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 12 points ago +13 / -1

Based

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Wtf_socialismreally 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yeah, right? Fuck.

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Jurroot 66 points ago +67 / -1

BITCH!! lmao

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bubadmt 55 points ago +56 / -1

Jeb is a MESS.

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JoyousMischief 25 points ago +26 / -1

Jeb is a WASTE.

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bubadmt 18 points ago +19 / -1

Jeb is a BIG, FAT MISTAKE.

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WilliamHRacy 7 points ago +8 / -1

I say this every night, every day, every afternoon, and it's so true. JEB IS A MESS.

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RyanUpCreek 4 points ago +5 / -1

Talk about a mess

After our findings someone at Dominion put the wrong Bush in it's algorithm

Jeb has now been called as the 43rd president

His brother and Al Gore now both have to make concession speeches

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Bball-gurl 3 points ago +4 / -1

please clap

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WikkiWikki420 2 points ago +2 / -0

High energy.

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Junionthepipeline 4 points ago +5 / -1

With dominion he has a shot

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4moreyears 2 points ago +2 / -0

AIRHORN

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bubadmt 1 point ago +2 / -1

Let's stop fighting!

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lurkwellmyfriends 47 points ago +48 / -1

Well played.

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TootsMcGoots 13 points ago +14 / -1

The system we currently 'enjoy' is Anarchy-Tyranny:

Anarcho-tyranny is a concept, where the state is argued to be more interested in controlling citizens so that they do not oppose the managerial class (tyranny) rather than controlling real criminals (causing anarchy). Laws are argued to be enforced only selectively, depending on what is perceived to be beneficial for the ruling elite.

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NeonNazis 4 points ago +5 / -1

Damn

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PadaV4 2 points ago +2 / -0

Umm did you get the definition for "anarcho-tyranny" from urban dictionary? Because pretty sure i wrote that definition last year when i noticed urban dictionary doesn't have it yet. Never thought i would get to see it used in the wild. :D

Shame urban dictionary is starting to get cucked fast. They have removed some of the based definitions and replacing them with bullshit written by lefties.

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TootsMcGoots 2 points ago +2 / -0

I did, and that's amazing! What are the chances. Mind blown.

I believe you because that would be an odd thing to make up, lol!

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Dereliction 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's just tyranny.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 5 points ago +10 / -5

Don't worry .. Durham is about to drop the hammer with his indictments any day now.

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Weloveflyovercountry 4 points ago +4 / -0

while Bill Barr is eating KFC with his sister roseanne.

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MocksFordComma 0 points ago +2 / -2

Prob tomorrow. Epic.

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ALEXFUCKINGJONES 28 points ago +39 / -11

What is this and why is it stickied?! HELLO?!

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lifeisahologram 30 points ago +31 / -1

It’s playing off of a previous stickied post that said something like “don’t worry guys Barr will get to the bottom of this!” and the image was a KFC bucket. And now everyone loves making fun of Barr being a useless fat piece of shit that does nothing but worry about fried chicken.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 13 points ago +15 / -2

tbf, many of us loved making fun of Barr being a useless fat piece of shit that does nothing but worry about fried chicken long before that accurate KFC bucket post got stickied.

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ALEXFUCKINGJONES 4 points ago +7 / -3

Thank you sir. We’re full shitposting in our stickies. Got it.

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ex67v 5 points ago +7 / -2

Ve vill haf no comedy in our stickies!

You must be fun at parties.

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ALEXFUCKINGJONES 3 points ago +4 / -1

Sorry, I wasn’t shitting on it as much as confirming that i understood what was going on. Apologies that didn’t come across without sarcasm and assholery. /seppuku

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Bongo_Occidental 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who will go down in history as a man without the courage or conviction to Dave this country when it was within his power.

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RitcherBelmont 15 points ago +17 / -2

Sunday Funday!

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Grond999 1 point ago +1 / -0

Judge Jeanine ripped Barr. Barr is a disaster hire. Jeanine here: https://twitter.com/MarkDice/status/1335412410446802947

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basedtexapede 23 points ago +23 / -0

I bet Col. Sanders voted for Biden in this election too.

Also, you got me good. I never saw it coming.

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RyanUpCreek 3 points ago +5 / -2

username checks out

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ChikfilaFan 16 points ago +17 / -1

10th time this week.

Something big must be happening.

Quick, check the scales!

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Zuko_Epic 12 points ago +13 / -1

Real and gey

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pray_for_kekistan 1 point ago +3 / -2

😆

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Hammz 11 points ago +12 / -1

I hope you step on a lego.

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r3deleven 10 points ago +12 / -2

Don't be like Barr - do cardio. When the commies come knockin' you'll either need to run away or run'em down.

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Boilingsnowflakes4u 3 points ago +4 / -1

Or hold your ground

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Deadsilos 10 points ago +11 / -1

😂😂☠️Never KEK’d so hard on TDW. Wish I could updoot twice!

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Nezock_theKnight 6 points ago +7 / -1

Download Dominion patch for double votes

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McBuck 10 points ago +11 / -1

You know the colonel is based AF

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TowerLake 8 points ago +9 / -1

Honestly this got me, I was seriously expecting something other than a meme

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TheEmoEngineer 8 points ago +9 / -1

Ughhhhhhh a shit post? On a HAPPENING like this? C'mon guys -_____-

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dropped my phone when I clicked thru to see the punch line. Funny. Thank you. Dropped it like.. 2 inches onto the table below me, but still.. worth the sticky, pede. Thanks for the laugh

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Jkjake 6 points ago +6 / -0

“As the late great Colonel Sanders said I’m too drunk to taste the chicken” -Ricky Bobby

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chieflemons 6 points ago +6 / -0

FUCKING GOT ME HAHAHA

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EpstineNotkillself 4 points ago +4 / -0

LMOA fuck. thought it was the habbening

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GravityBounce1976 4 points ago +4 / -0

HAHA. you got me!!!

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just2groovy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love you and curse you at the same time.

Got me so good.

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undercovermaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

Needs shitpost flair...

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HSTiberius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shit post flair!

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ex67v 1 point ago +1 / -0

Naw... its funnier this way!

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TangerineShine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Go lick an ass hole

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SkeletorsTeeth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Finger licking....

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Paradyme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ya got me!

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LongDongDonald420x69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Least you've got walmart! Literally everything is closed before 10 in western PA since covid, except fucking sheetz which is insanely expensive

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patriotblend 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hunger for more than this!

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Angus?

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Forte 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't actually think he's leaving because it's the NYT and their "sources" saying it

But I wouldn't exactly complain if he did go, because he's done fuck all as AG

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ProfessorRomendev 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol. Even before clicking I tempered my expectations cause I didn’t think anything would come from this

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Tantalus4200 3 points ago +3 / -0

"That gravy is cut with Church's"

One of my fave SP moments

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SundayGunD_Day 3 points ago +3 / -0

Take your filthy upvote damnit

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acasper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shitpost tag this lol

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RepublicanRN 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought this was something real :,(

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Dessert4TWO69 2 points ago +2 / -0

That explains his desire to resign.

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Turnerscreek 2 points ago +2 / -0

He wants to add another herb to the original 11.

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Mr_Beanths 2 points ago +2 / -0

loooooooooool

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BSnatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got me!

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MemeWarsVet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please shitpost flair.

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ElegantVelociraptor 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just... damn you. Well done!