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undocumentedAmerican 167 points ago +167 / -0

lol

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GlacialSpeed 122 points ago +122 / -0

Hahahaha!!

A real life shit post.

Love it, well done.

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FuckChinaRaw 73 points ago +73 / -0

Fucking paint that on every one you see.

If someone tries to give you shit, tell them it's the latest gay pride logo.

Get that circular firing squad going. The left is retarded and will just keep firing.

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donaldismydad 13 points ago +14 / -1

seems like a missed opportunity, the package that should be drawn is Big Mike's BBC

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FuckChinaRaw 10 points ago +10 / -0

Still a gay pride logo.

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donaldismydad 5 points ago +5 / -0

exactly, my fren

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CurtLoaded420 5 points ago +5 / -0

This whole fucking thread is getting updooted!

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MAGA_APN 19 points ago +20 / -1

Balls are too big, they don't have any, need to make them teeeeeny.

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Licensetomeme 15 points ago +16 / -1

The idea that the Ie ft has balls is disputed.

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massivehairycleaner 8 points ago +8 / -0

And orange skin.

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Cmchn 3 points ago +3 / -0

"You will serv(ice) the master race"

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MajorCaticus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes. I actually lol'd...

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Bluestorm83 95 points ago +96 / -1

Either there's plenty of great minds out there, or my idea found traction. Either way, I am so, so happy to see this.

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labajada 97 points ago +97 / -0

Humans have been drawing dicks on things since before written language.

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Bluestorm83 57 points ago +58 / -1

Yeah, but right after George Floyd died, right when the rioting started, I saw a mess of these fists painted in my local park, and posted here that I was gonna paint dicks on 'em all, because the whole "protest" thing was a giant jerkoff.

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PinochetsChopperRide 33 points ago +33 / -0

Did you do it though?

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Bluestorm83 8 points ago +8 / -0

Let's just say that someone painted something onto those fists, which led the park service to actually sandblast and remove them. And then, as the BLMs are known for their laziness, greed, and stupidity, they never returned to my park to make more.

Because they don't actually live here, anyway, and are actually outside agitators, and the Soros Money doesn't seem to pay for returns to Shitstain Pennsylvania.

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

outside agitators

You're giving me flashbacks to the sixties! *shudder*

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Centrist_Vet 23 points ago +24 / -1

I drew dicks on everything in the desert, well everyone did. There are some really glorious bastard dicks out there. I would draw dicks on the flaps of our aircraft with flames to make it go faster.

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CoolMoeBee 22 points ago +22 / -0

Rumor has it Neil Armstrong drew dicks on the moon.

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DemocraticPimp -5 points ago +16 / -21

That's weird because he never went to the moon, lol!!!

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Lars_Lindemann 59 points ago +59 / -0

That's how you use somebody's symbol against them. bravo, hero

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ZeroDeltaTango 34 points ago +34 / -0

That's how you use somebody's symbol against them. bravo, hero

Yes!

Also instead of a dick you could just draw a US flag

LOL they would hate that one even worse!

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EagleI 15 points ago +15 / -0

Sadly true.

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RedNoseCountsAsFACEM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wear the blue face masks as an armband on your shoulder.

Wear a red clown nose on your face.

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DrMarcy 46 points ago +46 / -0

Hah! Yes this is perfect and this should be done wherever the BLM fist is found. Yes it’s repulsive... but so are they.

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ZeroDeltaTango 17 points ago +17 / -0

Use a flag instead....repulsive only to BLM and antifa

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Numaeus 10 points ago +10 / -0 (edited)

Any dick is far less repulsive than BLM. Well, except Michael's.

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GoldenHurrdurr 33 points ago +33 / -0

Genius

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TheSloth 32 points ago +32 / -0

Art in its purest form.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or it's purilest form

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Night 25 points ago +25 / -0 (edited)

Jack Lives Matter.

Blacks Love Masturbation

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scrobin 21 points ago +21 / -0

Make it white paint just for the extra reeeeeee's..

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SyNiKaLiTy 4 points ago +4 / -0

WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!

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Centrist_Vet 14 points ago +14 / -0

My military training has led up to this moment. The dicktures of war have come!!

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BostonVoter 12 points ago +12 / -0

BLM is a Domestic Terrorist Organization and should be Dealt with accordingly

We should be able to legally defend ourselves and our country from this Domestic Terrorist organization

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MadMaxUSMC 11 points ago +11 / -0

If you want to go next level, Add the NPC face sucking the schlong.

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becky21k 9 points ago +9 / -0

I laughed pretty hard the first time I saw that

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Badradness 8 points ago +8 / -0

Neutralized

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JSullz59 8 points ago +9 / -1

Blacks Love Manhood.

Blacks Latch Membrum Virile.

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RealAozolai 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh... so that’s why they’re on their knees with clenched fists. Makes sense.

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Mr_Dags 7 points ago +7 / -0

Always knew that part was edited out....

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TheAntiCommie76 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dont give them so much credit. Make that dick half that size.

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luketheuke 6 points ago +6 / -0

Would be better with a stencil

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Lowersidecustoms 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's what the logo at ifixit.com looks like if you replace the Dick with a wrench. Just bought a battery from them and was kind of disgusted when I saw it plastered all over the box and all the paperwork

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acasper 4 points ago +4 / -0

They were using it first. Their batteries are fucking horrible just FYI. We bought something like 500 of their batteries trusting their quality assurance and ended up with about 50% coming back swollen within six-months. They did cover all of the replacements, but refused to refund even with that insanely high defect rate instead just sending us more batteries which ended up coming back defective (we ended up going with XCAP and AmpSentrix for iPhone and Samsung respectively).

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Lowersidecustoms 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was butt hurt as soon as I saw the logo, I thought they were just getting in line, I had no idea they used it first. With all the tech channels pushing ifixit product it was actually the one I was expecting to be able to get quality product from, I haven't installed the battery yet because Im still at 80% on the original, I just wanted a backup because it's an older Samsung. Thanks for the info, I'll check those links.

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Here_we_go 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lmmfao Thx I needed that

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Aaron_maga 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh lawd.

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Shaffro 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good one.

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TrustTheTruth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Who is Srdja Popovic and how is this logo similar to the Color Revolution?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/mar/08/srdja-popovic-revolution-serbian-activist-protest

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one1once 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol

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TheBusinessEnd77 5 points ago +5 / -0

So appropriate seeing as they are. Corporate cock suckers of the highest order. Whenever the left calls someone a boot licker I can’t help but laugh. These whores sold out for scraps of political power by doing the bidding of the establishment. Siding with the most powerful, corrupt institutions on the planet by attacking their fellow countrymen and still referring to themselves as the “resistance”. Their is a place for these shit bags in the lowest circle of hell.

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Kimball_Kinnison 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can also work to change BLACK LIVES MATTER to BLACK OLIVES MATTER.

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Kolgrimr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based Wanksy

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Atw42 4 points ago +4 / -0

Omg 😂😂😂

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Ofeckit 4 points ago +4 / -0

PERFECT

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ChupaCobbler 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gripping the cucumber.

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Thep1mp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Luckily I live in rural South Carolina and don’t have to deal with that shit. Antifa fags would be in for a rude awakening around here.

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jetjetjet 3 points ago +3 / -0

How do you know it wasn't BLM that added it?

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TangerineShine 3 points ago +4 / -1

Top KEK

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Zambillians2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking hilarious

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Megladonald 3 points ago +3 / -0

make it jizz too lol

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AnaMerican_1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK, KEK, KEKIDTY FUCKING KEK!!!!!!

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Cavetoad_1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beautiful.

Some would say art!

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Zahala 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

Omygosh, I spent the night at my parents house a couple weekends ago so they could spend time with the grandbabies....I found a huge ass painting in the room I stayed in from my loser liberal 37 yr old brother who lives with them. It was a massive BLM fist painting. If I could upload a pic in comments I would, it’s massive!! I totally need to do this the next time I’m over there.

EDIT: I sent this to my husband at work and told him my plan to do the same for my brothers painting. He said since he’s gay it’ll probably turn him on. True, but at least I’ll be trolling him!

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streakybacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great idea, would love to do that with the Black Power gang that shits up my city.

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MajorCaticus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great reason to carry a paint pen with you!

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slowmotrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Muh homophobia. There's nothing wrong with holding a penis.

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FarmingLeftBollocks 2 points ago +3 / -1

Sticky this lol

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Weallseethetruth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha!!!!!

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Buchwild 2 points ago +2 / -0

So simple, so elegant

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pepe_lover 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spice