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trumpdynasty 41 points ago +41 / -0 (edited)

10 step process..

  1. Fire that fat fuck tomorrow at 6AM
  2. Go enjoy a giant breakfast and roast some marshmallows
  3. 8AM appoint Rudy G to position
  4. 8:01AM Rudy appoints Lin Wood as Special Council to investigate election fraud
  5. 8:02AM Lin seizes all machines and subpoenas all election officials and governors in all 50 states. 4 hours to respond.
  6. 8:03AM Trump fires Super Cunt Gina Haspell
  7. 8:04AM Trump appoints THE FUCKING KRAKEN as head of CIA
  8. 8:05AM Sidney does whatever the fuck a kraken wants and initiates Operation Rendition with Rudolph, her special Christmas gift to all the corrupt cucks with a quick chat a black site of her choosing.
  9. Public executions
  10. ...somebody surprise me...
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21stCenturyPatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like the way you think, fren! 🇺🇸💕

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jetxlife1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is it normal for this to arouse me

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ebuy123 2 points ago +2 / -0

your greatness became apparent at step six pede. love it all!

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jamesvien1011 2 points ago +2 / -0
  1. Nuke China
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TheEuropeanPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who will replace him if he resigns say tomorrow? Can the president appoint anyone he wants?

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terablelizard 15 points ago +18 / -3

I am holding out for Bill Barr for now because I cannot handle the thought of his betrayal at this time.

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Aedenwolf187 13 points ago +14 / -1

Do one minute of research into Barr and you will know he was never on your side.

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terablelizard 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the media liked him I would believe that he was never on our side. But they seem to hate the guy and smear him constantly to try to make Trump look bad.

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Aedenwolf187 1 point ago +1 / -0

But they have smeared swamp creatures like Mattis and Bolton too

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terablelizard 1 point ago +1 / -0

They WORSHIP bolton since he published that dumb book after Trump fired him!

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Aedenwolf187 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well yeah, after he was canned. Same will happen with Barr.

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misterLahey 8 points ago +10 / -2

LOL. Why not? We were calling out Barr on TD as a swamp creature as soon as we heard he was nominated for the job. None of this is a surprise. Trump really fucked himself and the country with his AG picks.

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pmurTJdlanoD 4 points ago +4 / -0

People say this a lot but what was is he supposed to do when the swamp has to approve his choice? Genuinely curious

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sixfingerdildo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or maybe you're too simplistic to make such a call.

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misterLahey -1 points ago +1 / -2

LOL. Can I get some of that copium you're smoking?

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bill_in_texas 2 points ago +3 / -1

The betrayal happened two years ago. You need to move into the acceptance phase, now.

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Cronus 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just think about how long these political hacksters have been gettin away with fucking the American constituency. Now think about where we would be as a Nation if they had DONE THEIR JOBS!

Treason is too polite a term for what these people have done to America.

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iIndianaJones 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don't trust the NYT at all. Ignore them.

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terablelizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously. If we all stop talking about them they will continue to become irrelevant.

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catsfive 5 points ago +6 / -1

What, so now you ladies listen to the New York Times?? 🙄

WhErE iS bILL bArR?

Barr is doing his job—staying the FUCK out of the way while the elections stuff gets taken care of by the DHS, like it says in Trump's 2018 EO. THEN the finished investigations he's sitting on can unfold after the patient is stable and out of danger.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1335082935259705344.html

Jesus, fuck, you ladies would have way more fun if you actually fucking LIFTED.

TRUST TRUMP

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Varangian 3 points ago +3 / -0

The DS is trying in vain to find out who put Trump in office. Who stopped the steal in 16. They are sure Flynn is involved, but know he’s not the head. Mueller failed. Sullivan failed. Barr now too has failed.

They have no idea. I suspect Norm McDonald is currently the real ringleader, having taken over from Joan Rivers who inherited Jackie Mason’s mantle. Somehow they know everything before anybody else and pass intel off as “jokes”. Perfect cover.

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Burmeister 2 points ago +2 / -0

Traitor jail-cell now

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Belleoffreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a New York Times article.

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VetforTrump2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm hearing Durham isnt a scam. Make your fucking minds. Also, this won't be solved the traditional way so quit worrying g whe. You don't see it happening.

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samson1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doesn't the Senate confirm the AG after the president's appointment?

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Turnerscreek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Emerald is great. She pegged old KFC Barr before most of us.

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SyNiKaLiTy 2 points ago +2 / -0

FUCKING DO IT!

STEP DOWN FATTY!

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Granny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dear AG Barr, I am sorry to say this, but it appears there's something seriously wrong with you. I think we all would like to ask for your resignation, tomorrow.

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LuvTheSmellofFreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Barr will soon be offered a bowel of berries a la Hunger Games when Trump makes his move to shut down the clown show of an “election”.

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NuclearRocks1 1 point ago +2 / -1

billy, do it now. Don’t wait

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TheWilderness -3 points ago +2 / -5

Is Durham legit? Did Barr leave him Hanging? Tune in next week to find out more on "Tales From the SWAMP"