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TheBasedZodiac 36 points ago +36 / -0

Look at her mother. That’s what you’re going to end up with. Bet.

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Anon6992374 41 points ago +41 / -0

True story. She's still a little sore about it, but her mother and I are very happy.

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GastonP1000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Funny enough my sisters' boobs are far larger than my mothers'. She must have gotten genes from other parts of the family.

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bassmonkey 6 points ago +6 / -0

How's Alabama this time of year

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GastonP1000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well wdyn I'm actually from Alabama. For the most part, the incest stereotype is false. I have no perverse interest in any of my family members; I just noticed the discrepancy. Alabama is a great place for the 2A, low taxes, friendly neighbors, but Kay Ivey, our governor, has been a nanny bitch on covid restrictions.

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muslimporn 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's also disgusting. I don't get women for go for the plastic surgery disaster look.

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befehlistbefehl 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know, if a young lady can simply avoid being fat or obese (as well as unnatural hair colors), I would find it very hard to say she is truly ugly even if she may not be the most attractive woman around.

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Major_Sleazebag 8 points ago +8 / -0

Man I love small boobs

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Anon6992374 11 points ago +11 / -0

Joe Biden has entered the chat.

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NeoDragoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

All you need is a handful...and hips that make your neck snap.

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Major_Sleazebag 2 points ago +2 / -0

And since no one else is gonna say it I will, the bigger they are, over time, the lower they hang. I’m sorry it’s true. Do I still love those boobs? Yes I do.

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HughJLeeWinnin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nothing like wasting bandwidth on a post like this. Good job.

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EvanWithDaSpice 4 points ago +5 / -1

bro we all know this, but we are suckers.

I see big boobs, I wanna look. Simple as that.

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EvanWithDaSpice 1 point ago +3 / -2

yeah not interested in just throwing babies in chicks. Is this a democrat board or what??

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CrimsonClown 2 points ago +2 / -0

How is impregnation Democrat?

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Tunawater 4 points ago +5 / -1

A big ass means she is lazy.

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Tunawater 0 points ago +1 / -1

If you are fat you are slow. Evolution doesn’t care about feelings . Fattty fat fats get eaten first. By a bear or diabetes . Be accountable for your health. Don’t make your lack of discipline others peoples burden.

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magachudd 4 points ago +4 / -0

On topic.

Nailed it.

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LegalResident 4 points ago +4 / -0

ALL BOOBS MATTER

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rossagesausage 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like a pretty face and a pleasant attitude. The rest is negotiable.

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cwmaelstrom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hi ladypedes, is it true that a woman's boobs will grow larger as she grew older?

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Anon6992374 2 points ago +2 / -0

You don't realize what you've just done.

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wachiturro 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most BC is progesterone

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The_red_hat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks man .

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Pepedaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go on....

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wachiturro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pop quiz, young men:

How do you tell if shawty is on the pill?

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LegalResident 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your mom gets migraines

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PEDErpants 1 point ago +1 / -0

Couldn’t be any truer

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Ayn_Rand 0 points ago +2 / -2

We aren't shallow. Delete this neckbeard nonsense.

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